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Woonsocket Womb Raider Holds Up Convenience Store With Girlfriend’s 12 Year Old Brother, Whose Mother Got A 12 Year Old Girl Drunk So Her ChudStuffer Boyfriend Could Rape Her In The Shower, Because Woonsocket Is The Crown Jewel Of New England’s Salty Armpit

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Woonsocket Womb Raider Holds Up Convenience Store With Girlfriend’s 12 Year Old Brother, Whose Mother Got A 12 Year Old Girl Drunk So Her ChudStuffer Boyfriend Could Rape Her In The Shower, Because Woonsocket Is The Crown Jewel Of New England’s Salty Armpit

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This week we are blessed with multiple chuds rearing their heads out of the sprawling section 8 estate that is Woonsocket, RI. Rhode Island truly is the salty armpit of the North East, and Woonsocket one of it’s shining crown jewels.

Via The Woonsocket Call: 

Jasea Carvalho of 222 Morin Heights Blvd., is also accused of punching in the face the 66-year-old woman she allegedly robbed inside A&S Variety, 711 Elm St., on Thursday morning.

She faces a string of felony robbery and firearms charges as a result of the incident, but police also charged her with offenses that allegedly occurred in two unrelated incidents last month. She and the boy were both captured shortly after the robbery at Carvalho’s apartment, where police also found a .45-caliber handgun. The boy was charged with robbery, larceny and shoplifting, but he was not identified because he is a legal minor who will be adjudicated in Family Court.

Witnesses told police Carvalho and the boy entered the store while the victim, a customer, was purchasing lottery tickets at the counter. As the male jumped over the counter to steal about $60 worth of cigar wrappers, the female demanded $20 that the customer was holding.

The elderly woman refused to hand over the cash, at which point Carvalho allegedly exposed a gun in her waistband. Then she pulled the weapon out, pointed it at the woman and grabbed the money.

Before running out of the store, Carvalho allegedly punched the woman in the eye.

Carvalho was already on the police department’s radar as a suspect in an earlier shoplifting incident at Quick Mart, 814 Diamond Hill Road, when she allegedly committed the robbery.

On Oct. 27, Carvalho was identified as one of three females who entered Quick Mart to purchase about $56 worth of merchandise, but they all left after telling the clerk they didn’t have enough money.

Moments later Carvalho came back into the store to ask for a pack of cigarettes and a container of CBD oil, also known as cannabidiol. The substance is a non-psychoactive marijuana derivative that’s sold over-the-counter as a pain reliever.

After the clerk placed the items on top of the cash register, one of the other females with whom Carvalho had entered the store asked the clerk for another item. When he went to fetch it, Carvalho allegedly leaped over the counter to grab the cigarettes and CDB oil, tipping over a tray of cigarette lighters in the process.

As she bolted for the door, the clerk tried to prevent her from leaving, but she escaped with the stolen merchandise, worth about $25.

Carvalho also faces charges of being in possession of a stolen laptop computer and, on Oct. 22, striking its rightful owner in the head during an argument about the device.

The list of charges Carvalho faces from the three cases includes two counts of first-degree robbery; conspiracy; carrying a pistol without a license; use of a firearm during the commission of a crime of violence; simple assault and battery; receiving stolen goods; and shoplifting.

It’s unknown where Carvalho obtained the weapon, but police reports say it was not stolen.

During a preliminary appearance in District Court on Friday, Carvalho was ordered held without bail at the Adult Correctional Institutions. She is due back in court for a bail hearing on Nov. 16.”

 

A quick google search of Ms. Carvalho shows her as a high honor roll student with a bright future, though…

 

Just kidding. Instead of senior portraits, this chick opted for mugshots and milk cartons.

Long story short, pumpkin head over here decided to round up her barely legal lesbian lover’s 12 year old brother, head over to the Quick Mart with a gun in her waistband, punches a senior citizen in the kissah like ghettodyke Jackie Gleason, and makes off with 20 bucks and a handful of blunt wraps. Totally worth it, I’m sure.

Yeah, yeah…she probably came from a rough upbringing. Her mother probably spiked her baby bottles with cheap vodka so she could go suck off that week’s stepdad, but plenty of people live through rough childhoods and don’t hit their local Quick Mart strapped with a gun for $60 worth of backwoods. Overall, this broad definitely looks like she’s going places – mainly the nearest state pen.

 

Priorities. I’m truly shocked an upstanding young lady of this moral fortitude has ended up in such a precarious situation.

 

Speaking of “ya lady”, let’s meet this muff diver supreme’s ride or die:

 

Don’t you just hate when the police arrest your teenage runaway, armed robbery committing, weed smoking, English language destroying scissor partner and the courts deny her bail?

This girl is scissor-fighting with Fivehead McFelon over here. Does she understand how this stuff works? And of course her only ambition is to become a teen mom. At least she’s being realistic?

 

If you’re interested in who could have birthed such a delightful Rhodes scholar and the 12 year old boy that eagerly robbed the local bodega – she is everything you have ever dreamed of, and so much more. Because, in the words of Oscar Wilde, “….nightmares are dreams, too.”

Mom’s got some google trophies of her own, and that’s where things start to get really nightmarish. Looks like when not desolating the souls and futures of her own children, she’s known to help her womb broomstick of the month ruin someone’s else’s child instead:

What a vile piece of rotten whale shit.

So pretty much, Queen Hoodbooger the Huge fills her time taking ghetto filtered “sexy selfies”, dropping rancid fucktrophies from her crisco cavern, and inviting the neighborhood kids over to her welfare palace for vodka fueled rape slumber parties, and raising up a bunch of out of control degenerate section 8 snots, who grow up to rub slits with other degenerate throwaways. What a peach.

Definitely Woonsocket’s finest. When is forced sterilization going to become a thing, already? Call it “inhumane”, or whatever you like. Beats the hell out of propagating inhuman trash like this and letting them loose on the streets.

 

 

 

 

 

12 Comment(s)
  • Andore E
    November 6, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    Ever get the impression that there is an entire subculture in this country that is entirely 100% useless and a complete drain on the rest of decent society?

  • Democrat for Congress
    November 6, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I care more about enabling the lives of these people than I do about helping average hard-working, law-abiding Americans succeed. Please vote Democrat today.

  • DQ
    November 6, 2018 at 9:36 am

    I have no idea what I just read because those Facebook and Instagram posts are written by retards.

  • Helicopter Parent
    November 6, 2018 at 7:29 am

    Don’t let your kids out of your sight!

    Drugging and raping children.
    Armed robbery with children.
    Neck tattoos on children.

    Is this the new “normal”?

    • Your Villainized Police Force Thanks To Democrats
      November 6, 2018 at 11:58 am

      It’s the urban Democrat normal, and it has been all along.

      Tell me you missed this.

  • CrispyC
    November 5, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    Send in an ICE army to Woonsocket and clear that fucking place out ASAP.

    Ps – Get out and vote tomorrow and stick it to the trannies on question 3 and our current autistic Senator Lizzie. But especially the trannies.

  • whatevuh
    November 5, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    This is what you get from these ‘shithole’ countries . . . . vote RED all the way

  • Judge dread
    November 5, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Every criminal defendant involved needs to be sterilized ASAP. Give the elderly woman who was robbed and punched a duct tape covered phone book or a sock with a bar of soap in it, shut off the cameras, and let the beat down of this hog beast commence.

  • Meatplow
    November 5, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    Want to know why racism is an issue? It’s because white people are finally sick of colored bullshit.

    Stuff those fuckin’ monkeys in a cannon and shoot them back at Africa.

  • Dems be like
    November 5, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    This is the population growth that’s going to fix the projected tax base and entitlement shortfalls.

  • Mike Hunt
    November 5, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    It was very ‘depresseding’ reading this.

  • The Vorlon
    November 5, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    Talk about a trifecta—Fall River, New Bedford and Woonsocket.

    I’ll gleefully donate a box of ammo to take care of this feral population.

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