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Worcester Cocaine Dealing Pillar Of The Community Rashad Minor Is Going To Jail After Years Of Badmouthing And Threatening Turtleboy With His Enabling Facebook Friends 

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A couple years back we published a blog about a couple local shitbags arrested for dealing cocaine, and the plethora of seemingly non-ratchet people who came out to support one of them because he was allegedly some pillar of the community. This was the post made on the Worcester Police Facebook page about it:

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Rashad Minor is an amateur boxer who’s pretty well known around Worcester.


He’s a family man, and the nephew of Brenda Jenkins, the disgraced Mosaic Cultural Complex CEO who we exposed years ago for vast amounts of non-profit fraud.

If you recall, her son Robert “Boo Shameek” Alston owed lots of money in child support, so she gave him a job working for her non-profit, pretended that he was doing work, signed off on fraudulent time sheets, and then he fucked it up by posting this for the world to see.



Rashad hated us after that for exposing his corrupt aunt. He posted threatening messages several times, and got even worse in October of 2016 when we reported that notorious panhandler Derek Thomas had died.

In August of 2016 he chimed in on this threatening post.

“I wish he would tell his story about touching high school girls why he’s not a teacher no more.”

Yea, I have told that story Rashad. I wrote a whole book about it actually, it’s available on Amazon. And the difference between you and I, is that I don’t have to make shit up about you to make you look bad. I’m a legitimate small business owner who pays taxes, obeys the law, and provides for his kids. Turtleboy provides a valuable public service to the community, and the people who read it are good, law abiding citizens.

You on the other hand are a father who decided to keep being a coke dealer, despite the fact that dealing cocaine can get you sent to prison where you cannot provide for your kids. All you provided to the community was the pain and misery of drug addiction, and the people who bought your product were by and large lowlifes. I’m a better person than you.

Back when this was posted in 2016 I used to get a little scared when I saw people post threats like this. Not anymore though. None of you people scare me. I want to make that perfectly clear. There is nothing wrong with the things published on this blog. Nothing. The vast majority of the things published are not by me, but for the sake of argument you can pin it all on me because I stand by my bloggers’ right to free speech. What are you gonna do about it? Make threats like this?


This is a free country. We can blog about whatever we want. There is no “wrong” person to blog about if we only blog about people doing bad things. A great way to stay off of it is by being a law abiding, decent human being.

Drug dealers are trash. They destroy neighborhoods, ruin lives, get people addicted on product they wouldn’t try, and pay no taxes. I had a friend in college who was into OC’s and coke. One morning I found him dead in his room after he choked to death on his own vomit. Rigor mortis had set in and there was nothing we could do, despite our best efforts. His last few moments must’ve been terrifying as no one could hear his attempts to scream for help. He made the choice to do that, but if people like Rashad weren’t illegally selling it in the first place then it wouldn’t have been an option.

Yet this was the reaction he got after the WPD posted about him.

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He does a lot for kids, blah, blah, blah. He’s a coke dealer. End of story. Some assumed that the charges would be dropped.

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Well it looks like the charges didn’t get dropped after all, because Rashad issued a going away to prison post on Monday morning.

See Rashad, the difference between me and you is I won’t ever have to post something like this on Facebook. Know why? Because I don’t break the law. I just oversee a blog where people share their opinions about people like you who are in the news, and occasionally we expose corrupt scumbags like your aunt Brenda. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with what we do, and we’re not going to stop because you and your friends threaten us.

The other major difference between you and I is that you have to make up lies about me sexually harassing a student because you are devoid of facts to back up your narrative. All I have to do is look in the courthouse records to see what you’ve been up to. One is a fairy tale you made up, the other is a documented fact. See the difference?

Nevertheless it’s gotten over 300 comments, all of which are kissing his ass.

“This city loves you.”

Not the hard working, law abiding, taxpaying citizens who have watched their neighborhoods turn to shit because of drug dealers like him. I honestly hope he does reflect on what he’s done while in jail and comes out a better person. Just understand that we are not the enemy for calling out corrupt and criminal behavior perpetrated by you, your friends, and your family.

19 Comment(s)
  • CrispyC
    December 22, 2018 at 10:59 am

    “We do what we have to so we can survive”…

    You know what I did to survive? I read fucking books, got good fucking grades, didn’t punch high school faggots in the face when I really wanted to because I knew it would get me in trouble, I got into a very good school where I read more fucking books, got good fucking grades and got a good fucking job. I have never been arrested. I volunteer in several groups around my town. No silver spoons here. This is how I survive. It’s not easy. It’d be easier to be a drug dealing faggot truth be told. But someone has to be an upstanding member of society and pay taxes for all the ratchets.

  • PSA for the woke black folk
    December 20, 2018 at 9:32 am

    That “Boo” sounds like the perfect Democrat pol. Act like you feel sorry for the minorities, throw them some free stuff so they like you and you get to control them. In doing so you have all the power, can keep them down as you rise up. This is modern day slavery. These black people are turning on each other. They aren’t “woke”. They are suckers.

  • Not a victim
    December 20, 2018 at 9:25 am

    Blaming everyone else for your short comings and supporting a drug dealer because he’s a nice guy is not going to get you anywhere.
    Work hard at a legit job, save as much money as you can, associate with truly good people, stay out of trouble. That’s all you have to do to get out of your miserable existence.
    It’s no one’s fault but your own for how you turn out as an adult. Doesn’t matter what color you are. Doesn’t matter where you started.

    • Crispy C
      December 22, 2018 at 11:14 am

      Yup. It’s a black culture problem. They need a complete 180 from a cultural perspective. To start, stop knocking up dumb hos at a young age. And start reading books. Stop listening to and glorifying the gang-banging culture in the “music” (stress the quotations). It’s a cycle they will never get out of until they can break the cycle. They give no credence to education, work, community, family, etc… just guns and hos and money and being racists and blaming white people for their bad decisions.

  • Grahame Wellington
    December 20, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Bravo to Boo for actually stating the truth, though. The only “bad” thing he did was say it publicly.

  • Whitey Culture
    December 20, 2018 at 5:40 am


  • Wade Boggs Taint
    December 19, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    Reason 9,857 I wish the South won the civil war

  • Barry
    December 19, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    It’s coke. When did everyone become such a bunch of prudes? What his aunt did was a thousand times worse and she walked. The false accusations that he made say more about his character than the coke.

  • warpedhead
    December 19, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    WTF Everyone gotta bring God into all this shit?? That forker was sleeping when this all went down…..

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    December 19, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    This blog has gotten so whiney.

  • whatevuh
    December 19, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    and this, ladies and gentleman is why the blacks will always be at the bottom of the socio-economic ladder, followed by the latino’s as you watch the white people climb to success . . . have fun watching us . . . if you haven’t figured it out by now, another 5 generations won’t either, you’re too fucking stupid

  • Y
    December 19, 2018 at 4:54 pm

    Free Muh Boi!!

  • Peter Rambone
    December 19, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    Being poor and/or a dirtbag is a choice and one that unfortunately way too many young people in this country embrace and accept as a suitable way to live for the rest of their lives. Take these idiots on facebook trying to defend drug dealing as an acceptable way to make money, for example. Where do they really believe the road will take them that includes a lack of education, stupid ass tattoos, having babies without any means by which to support them, doing drugs, and associating with degenerates?

    • WeAreFukd
      December 20, 2018 at 7:57 am

      You’ve detailed the reasons why we are all F’d. Bye bye to being great United States of America.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 20, 2018 at 12:33 pm

      Unfortunately, most of all these scum lost the sperm lottery and act like their parents. Or, their parents didn’t pay any attention to the for the things that matter like personal responsibilty, etc.

  • Scott
    December 19, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    I always wonder why black people misuse the word “corny.” It means one thing and one thing only. It doesn’t mean hypocritical, corrupt, smarmy, evil or 1000 other meanings that black folks assign to it.

    • Captain Trips
      Tyrone Pumpindump
      December 19, 2018 at 5:39 pm

      Sheeeiiiitttt…..ya’all be corny speakin that shit

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 19, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    How many years did he get?

    • scma
      December 19, 2018 at 6:14 pm

      whatever it was i hope they tack on a couple more for the insanely ratchet facebook post

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