Worcester Hoodboogers Do The Mogadishu Mambo After Ignoring Stop Sign On Bicycle At Dangerous Intersection

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Yesterday we published this blog about the epidemic in Worcester of litters of junior hoodrats riding around on bikes, swerving into oncoming vehicles, and often doing so on the yellow OFO bikes that City Manager Ed Augustus thought would be a good idea to bring to Worcester. For further proof on why it’s a bad idea to give these little gutterslugs bicycles, we present to you video footage from the intersection of Mason and Parker Street as evidence of why Worcester can’t have nice things:

Boom! Right in the kisser!

So here we have two winners riding on a bicycle that odds are originated somewhere near Tatnuck Square. They’re riding traditional slum clown style with one riding on the pegs while the other focuses on the road in front of them. Notice they are going downhill:

There is a stop sign that you can’t see in the video because it is obstructed by the bush on the right, but from their angle they can clearly see it. They can also see cars driving down Mason Street and not stopping because they do not have a stop sign:

Nevertheless they decided that using their breaks is for wack ass bitches and they did the Mogadishu Mambo directly into an oncoming NAPA truck:

Oh yea, that’ll leave a mark.

Here’s another video of another moron deciding that stop signs are for pussies at the same intersection a couple weeks later:

And that is how you make a Main South pancake.

Wicked smart.

And these are the adults. You can imagine the much more rational and level headed decisions that 13 year olds make. Because everyone knows that teenagers are known for their intuition and reasoning.

In fairness, minivans have had a similar fate at this intersection:

Minivans lol. Those things were all the rage for soccer Moms on the West Side back in the 90’s. Then they moved onto Suburbans and Honda Pilots and the minivans all made their way to the hood.

This is the same neighborhood from that car insurance scam story we broke back in February:

It’s a place where junkboxes have zero problem shooting up in broad daylight:

Where neighborhood children on bikes come to throw their family’s trash on the sidewalk:

This of course is Sarai Rivera’s district, where everything gets worse while she’s cutting ribbons, making money off her fake churches, turning Worcester into a sanctuary city, and blaming Worcester’s problems on Turleboy. She has made zero effort to fix this problem, and now that the Gaffney’s are skipping town it will continue to be neglected. Sad.

Anyway, some people think that the Mason and Parker Street intersection should be a four way stop. As a freedom lover I generally oppose the addition of any more stop signs. There should be no four way stops unless you’re in a town. Cities shouldn’t have them. Either have a light, a rotary, or a two way stop. One street gets designated as the busier street and they don’t get the stop sign. If you’re not smart enough to stop at the stop sign then you get creamed. It’s not our job to put up stop signs which inconvenience the rest of us because you’re too stupid to figure out how not to get yourself creampied by a NAPA truck.

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