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Woke up this morning and read one of the most thrilling police posts I’ve read in a while…..
Let’s break down this magical journey piece by piece….
If you live on the west side of Worcester, you have to go through either Pleasant or Chandler Street to get to the other side of Worcester. Either way you’re gonna get front row seat to an urban safari, and if you’re lucky you’ll see a mob like this ready to engage in battle. No matter what time of day you go through there, you will see no shortage of people doing what they do all day – chillin. Literally standing there doing nothing. I’d ask how these people pay the bills, but I already know the answer to that question.
So far we have 19 year old Davie vs. 32 year old Gwendolyn to see who will wear the crown of Queen Pleasant Street ratchet this week.
But of course since this is Worcester it couldn’t just end when one fight was broken up….
This is what Worcester’s “renaissance” looks like. A 16 year old trying to stab a ho in front of a lone police officer desperately trying to corral stray hoodrats.
Oh for fuck’s sake. Hudson? These are the young professionals the renaissance is bringing in? Grundlepoons who throw brake rotors at people and attack police officers who are trying to arrest 16 year olds for trying to stab a ho? I have no idea who is on whose side here at this point either. All I know is Ianna Harvey is exactly how you dreamed she would be on the Facebook machine….
How has this video not appeared on Facebook yet? There’s a billion and one hoodboogers filming this ratchet rowdy down, all of whom were simultaneously chanting “world star.” Someone’s gotta have the tape out there. Send it to us please!
Despite having an asthma attack the Hudson Hymenator had plenty left in the tank to spit on the paramedics trying to help her out…..
So…is she related to the 38 year old? Were they on the same side? If not, why wouldn’t she make room for her in the paddywagon?
And of course this whole thing started over two 16 year olds fighting at a playground on a Tuesday afternoon. Because…….renaissance.
And it gets better – the Hudson Hymenator just gave birth last month:
What kind of responsible mother doesn’t travel to Worcester to defend the honor of a 16 year old who tries to stab someone in front cops? I’m sure Dad’s at home with the baby.
Just kidding. Dad. LOL.
And by the looks of her Facebook pictures, this latest spawn is the second time she’s fired a ratchet propelled grenade out of her baby cannon.
This is what our tax dollars go towards. Money well spent indeed. Don’t worry, they’ll be back again soon, campaigning for Dante Comparetto.
At the end of the day there were five arrests:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the Worcester Police need to start putting mugshots up. These stories aren’t the same without mugshots. Why are we protecting these cretins from public shame?
Either way, great job to the Worcester cop who basically handled a violent and aggressive mob with nothing to lose by himself. The Worcester Renaissance is coming along beautifully indeed.