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Worcester Renaissance: Hudson Hymenator Who Just Spit Out A Baby Last Month Travels To The Woo To Avenge 16 Year Old Playground Fight, Ends Up Assaulting Cop After Friend Pulled Knife On Him

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Woke up this morning and read one of the most thrilling police posts I’ve read in a while…..

Let’s break down this magical journey piece by piece….

If you live on the west side of Worcester, you have to go through either Pleasant or Chandler Street to get to the other side of Worcester. Either way you’re gonna get front row seat to an urban safari, and if you’re lucky you’ll see a mob like this ready to engage in battle. No matter what time of day you go through there, you will see no shortage of people doing what they do all day – chillin. Literally standing there doing nothing. I’d ask how these people pay the bills, but I already know the answer to that question.

So far we have 19 year old Davie vs. 32 year old Gwendolyn to see who will wear the crown of Queen Pleasant Street ratchet this week.

But of course since this is Worcester it couldn’t just end when one fight was broken up….

This is what Worcester’s “renaissance” looks like. A 16 year old trying to stab a ho in front of a lone police officer desperately trying to corral stray hoodrats.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Hudson? These are the young professionals the renaissance is bringing in? Grundlepoons who throw brake rotors at people and attack police officers who are trying to arrest 16 year olds for trying to stab a ho? I have no idea who is on whose side here at this point either. All I know is Ianna Harvey is exactly how you dreamed she would be on the Facebook machine….


How has this video not appeared on Facebook yet? There’s a billion and one hoodboogers filming this ratchet rowdy down, all of whom were simultaneously chanting “world star.” Someone’s gotta have the tape out there. Send it to us please!

Despite having an asthma attack the Hudson Hymenator had plenty left in the tank to spit on the paramedics trying to help her out…..

So…is she related to the 38 year old? Were they on the same side? If not, why wouldn’t she make room for her in the paddywagon?

And of course this whole thing started over two 16 year olds fighting at a playground on a Tuesday afternoon. Because…….renaissance.

And it gets better – the Hudson Hymenator just gave birth last month:

What kind of responsible mother doesn’t travel to Worcester to defend the honor of a 16 year old who tries to stab someone in front cops? I’m sure Dad’s at home with the baby.

Just kidding. Dad. LOL.

And by the looks of her Facebook pictures, this latest spawn is the second time she’s fired a ratchet propelled grenade out of her baby cannon.

This is what our tax dollars go towards. Money well spent indeed. Don’t worry, they’ll be back again soon, campaigning for Dante Comparetto.

At the end of the day there were five arrests:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the Worcester Police need to start putting mugshots up. These stories aren’t the same without mugshots. Why are we protecting these cretins from public shame?

Either way, great job to the Worcester cop who basically handled a violent and aggressive mob with nothing to lose by himself. The Worcester Renaissance is coming along beautifully indeed.

14 Comment(s)
  • ames1049
    June 30, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    And this, my friends, is why nice neighborhoods don’t want to “celebrate” diversity.

  • Rochambeau
    June 28, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    Ratchet propelled grenade? You just pulled this right into the gutter. I love this blog.

  • IguessIamRACIST
    June 28, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    There goes TB… picking on the poor, underprivileged folks of the middle Main Street area in beautiful Worcester. I’m sure this is racist too. This would never have been blogged about if this was a bunch of white folks.

    It’s none of our business what these people were fighting about anyway. Mind yo own damn business. And it don’t matter, cause Ianna “take a selfie whilst I’m driving” doesn’t give a fuck anyway. She stopped caring what other people think, and now she has confidence.

    You know make white people become racist? People like Ianna. She has no purpose on this earth but to fuck it up. Guess what sugar, your grandma had kids she couldn’t afford, your momma did the same thing, you’re following the trend, as will the 5+ babies you’ll eventually have. America will someday fall, thanks in part to people like you, and will not be able to afford to take care of you and all your relatives.
    To quote someone I admire and look up to as a man of knowledge… “Get Fucked.”

  • Clitty Litter
    June 28, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    Don’t forget about the secret emergency egress from the West Side…..Salisbury St.
    Bypass that whole area and pretend it doesn’t exist.

  • The Vorlon
    June 28, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    One minor correction, these are not stray hoodrats, these are FERAL hoodrats.

    Trap, Spay, Neuter, and maybe release for the win!

  • Real_Finn
    June 28, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    Mr. Harmon, The Harvey Duo (Christina and Ianna), Ms. Adams, and 16 – Juvie girl,

    sum(Harmon + Harvey1 + Harvey2 + Adams + Juvie) < 1(police officer)


    That means ALL of your pathetic lives combined are less than a single police officer getting hurt/killed because of your shenanigans. None of you are worth the sweat — you're all substandard in everything you do in life.

    Get Fucked,

  • Walter "Burrito Balls" Bird
    June 28, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    I never did a black chick. In fact my office is a sea of white. Maybe I gotta diversify. Expand my available pootang. It would be so awesome to have a blond, a Asian, a Mexican and a Black chickadee around here. Well it’s bathroom break. Time to slap my lumber.

  • vicxh
    June 28, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    They will be back out on the streets in no time, back to earning $10 a pop under the bridge.
    The 16 year old is probably making 12.50….

  • TJB
    June 28, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    Who is going to pay for the birthing of the mugwamp? “The total cost of baby delivery typically consists of: the services of the obstetrician/gynecologist and pediatrician; services of the anesthesiologist and epidural, if used; the cost of your stay in the hospital room and board; a nursery fee; laboratory fees; and any medications or medical supplies. If you are insured, your insurance provider probably will receive the itemized bill, but you might receive separate non-itemized statements from the hospital and the different doctors.” For the uninsured it’s roughly $9000 – $17000 for normal delivery. (Massachusetts). C-section much more.

  • Nostradamus
    June 28, 2018 at 11:47 am

    If this is your culture, you’re destined to go nowhere.

  • bigdaddy
    June 28, 2018 at 11:32 am

    As soon as I saw this story on the turtlegram i came right here to get the play by play from turtlebo I was not disappointed
    BTW didn’t they know you dont bring a rotor to a knife fight

  • Crackadile Hunter
    June 28, 2018 at 11:14 am

    Wack lives don’t matter.

  • msheadkracker
    June 28, 2018 at 11:08 am

    Diversity is awesome. Thats pretty much all
    Im gonna say so im not accused of being a racist. 

  • DiversityIsntOurStrength
    June 28, 2018 at 10:47 am

    No justice no peace til we get the animals off our streets.

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