Yankees Fan Hillary Clinton Pretending To Be A Cubs Fan Last Night Is The Most Hillary Clinton Thing Ever

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More hot takes from the Boston Globe:



That’s right, Hillary Clinton is all of a sudden a diehard Cubs fan.

Except when she’s a Yankees fan:


Has there ever been anyone faker than her? She’s worse than Drake with this shit. Gotta love the picture the Globe used too:


Like she was sitting in that chair all night watching every pitch. Like she actually gives a shit about the outcome of a baseball game. The woman is a pathological liar who will say and do anything to get elected. Sure, she’s originally from Chicago, but when she wanted to run for Senator in New York (because it was her turn to be a Senator and they had an opening that year) she was a Yankees fan. Because real sports fans do that.

Oh yea, and remember when Hillary had a southern accent? Well she needed it in 1992 because she was trying to present the image to the public that her family was some sort of backwoods, everyday Joe Blow Wal-Mart family from Arkansas. Just listen to her speak at the 3:15 mark of this video, and then the 9:38 mark:

“These women got hit by a me-te-OR.” 

I’m not some little woman sitting here by my man like Tammy Wynette.”

And if that’s not enough for people, then HECK, don’t vote for him.”

No one from Chicago speaks like that. No one from Chicago has ever made a reference to Tammy Wynette. No one from Chicago ever utters the phrase, “then heck.” Never mind the fact that this is a video of her shaming a woman who her husband grabbed by the pussy several times by calling her a liar. The most offensive part of this video is that accent.

Anyway, the World Series was absolutely amazing. Brought baseball back from the dead. Game 7 was one of the greatest games I’ve ever seen in sports. Joe Maddon fucked up worse than any manager ever has in the most important spot. Pulling Kyle Hendricks in the fifth inning of a game in which he was cruising along (up 6-1) and replacing him with a tired Jon Lester was worse than Grady Little ought three. Then there was the fact that he pitched Aroldis Chapman in a blowout win in game 6. His arm was dead for game 7 and he ended up giving up a game tying home run to Rajai Davis – a guy who never hits home runs.

But they still did it. And it was awesome. I’m kind of glad the Red Sox sucked in the playoffs because rooting for the Cubs was fun. I’m not gonna pull a Hillary and pretend that I lost my mind when they did it. But I certainly enjoyed every minute of last night’s game and couldn’t be happier to see Theo Epstein become the most legendary GM in MLB history by ending not one, but two curses with two different teams. Honestly, I’d trust him being President of this country any day of the week over the two people we have to choose from this year.


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6 Comment(s)
  • Steven Guidaboni
    November 3, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    She’s a cubs fan just like she carrys hot sauce with her everywhere she goes. What a fake.

  • Chris
    November 3, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    The Sox would have swept the Cubbies out. Their lineup would have been too good for Cubs pitching, and playing the outfield at Fenway for a visitor isn’t easy (Unless you’re in the A.L. East). Since Cleveland swept the Sox out of the first round they would have deserved it if they actually held on to win. But they blew it and now they’re now the longest drought in pro sports. They showed a graphic at the end of the game last night on who the longest droughts are in the major league sports:

    They showed the Chicago/St. Louis/Arizona Cardinals as not winning the NFL championship since 1947 and the Cleveland Browns since 1964. The only problem is that these were pre-Super Bowl days, and they’re only equivalent to a conference championship today!

    The Sacramento Kings haven’t won a NBA championship since 1951, but were they the Sacramento Kings?

    The Toronto Maple Leafs haven’t won the Stanley Cup since 1967 and are hockey’s longest drought.

  • BobnMic
    November 3, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    Love that Boston Globe picture of Hillary raising both hands to the sky. She wasn’t happy that the Cubs won – she was praying, “Please oh please I want to be President sooo bad I put up with my asshole husband and everything!” “Please God PLEASE I DESERVE THIS PLEASE!”

    Seriously glad the Cubs won because I seriously felt the pain of every Cub fan up until 2004.

  • Coffee
    November 3, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Of course hillary is a Yankees fan. Just like her it’s a team made up of cheaters.

  • KimberlyS
    November 3, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    I have been a Cubbie fan my whole life – I remember going to day games at Wrigley (no lights then, you know) with my Dad & watching Harry Caray sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”.

    So excited about this, and so glad that my Dad is still alive to see it!!

    Oh yeah – fuck Hillary!!!

  • Jaime the Red Sox fan
    November 3, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    THEO for President has a nice ring to it! I to am a die hard Red Sox fan but hell you are right it was fun to root on the Cubs! It was an awesome series all around. The only difference is when the Cubs won the celebration on the field was nothing like a Boston celebration! No matter what great job both teams and congrats to the Cubs!

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