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Yarmouth Yogurt Slinger Featured On Fox 25 News Last Month Making Up Lies About The Police Was Arrested For 50th Time After Pointing Gun During Domestic Dispute

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Last month we blogged about this Yarmouth yogurt slinger who called up Fox 25 News, made up a lie about a dispatcher telling him to pick up dirty needles off the road, and they put it on TV because it fit their anti-police agenda.

Turns out he was a violent ex-con who once robbed a woman at gunpoint for OC’s, associated with known heroin dealers, and successfully got himself off on an assault and battery charge because the witness was too intimidated to appear in court. 

But yet Fox 25 News didn’t bother to even ask the Yarmouth PD if any of part of his story about the discarded needles was true. They could’ve gotten this story from the point of view of a violent criminal who robs people for OC’s, or the police. Naturally they chose the former. Keep in mind, 911 tapes are available to the media. It would’ve taken them five seconds to get them. But then again that doesn’t fit their narrative and they have zero interest in the truth.

Unfortunately for him the Yarmouth Police don’t play, and they set the record straight:

And the publicly available 911 tapes revealed that he actually told the dispatcher that he’d pick the needles up himself, after he offered to do so:

  • Caller: I was just curious. Did you ever get anybody out there to pick up those hypodermic needles?
  • Dispatch: Not as of yet.
  • Caller: Not yet?
  • Dispatch: Nope.
  • Caller: Oh, that’s great. We got kids walking down these roads. I’m going to go pick them up and throw them in my fireplace, and I’m going to burn them, is that cool?
  • Dispatch: Yea, you could do that, uh. Either that, or you can put them in a tin can or something like that an dispose of it properly, like in a trash dumpster or something.
  • Caller: In a tin can. What, like a soda can or something?
  • Dispatch: Yea.
  • Caller: Alright, perfect. I’m going to go do that.

In the end, police ended up calling the fire department and they disposed of the needles.

The cops even tried to be professional and smooth things over with him, but he wasn’t having none of that:

Well, in the least surprising news ever, the Yarmouth yogurt slinger was just arrested again the other day in Yarmouth for making threats while armed:

Yup, he’s got 49 priors!! The cops consider him “well known.” And yet Fox 25 News still tried to lionize this shitdick as some sort of pillar for cleanliness and police reform.

And of course even though the cops deescalated a drunken domestic situation and disarmed (even tough it turned out to be a pellet gun) a violent felon who had threatened the drunk with what he purported to be a real gun, you can’t please every beachcombing poontang in the Cape:

Oh yea, that’s it Kathryn. The Yarmouth PD are pro-abuse because they used the word “only” when referring to verbal abuse. It’s almost as if there are degrees of abuse, and physical abuse is a more serious crime than verbal abuse. But yea, the violent felon with 49 priors who once robbed a chick for OC’s at gunpoint is the real hero here. Not the cops. They don’t care about domestic abuse, which is why they took the guy who was verbally abusing the woman and threw him in the drunk tank.

Well played. With an attitude like that you should apply for a job at Fox 25 News. I heard they’re hiring.

14 Comment(s)
  • Jojo
    February 25, 2018 at 1:21 am

    obviously gun laws in Massachusetts are working. 

  • John Barker
    February 23, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    Hopefully this slug had some quality time with the fine members of the YPD..

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 23, 2018 at 1:51 pm


    • South Shore Squirter Girl's Secretary
      February 23, 2018 at 4:14 pm

      Good Afternoon, Mr. Albrecht –

      Ms. Squirter Girl has stated that she would like to remind you, in case you forgot, that you are a notorious homosexual and therefore have no business flirting with her.

      She would like to add that she finds it disingenuous that you would attempt to exploit her good nature by fooling those who read the blog into thinking you are not a homosexual, especially when the History Channel has run shows featuring the homosexuality of your ancestors throughout the ages.

      She recommends that you go back to MB Lounge, sing some more Katy Perry karaoke, have another chocolate martini, and just be yourself and quit the tough guy act. Stop fighting what comes naturally. You are beautiful, no matter what they say, words can’t bring you down. Have a candy colored weekend. 🙂


      Greta von Fagghagg
      Secretary to South Shore Squirter Girl

      cc: Turtleboy

      • Brian albrecht
        February 23, 2018 at 4:32 pm

        This was honestly the worst attempt at being funny I’ve ever read. Some of those puns were flat out cringeworthy. SQUIRTERGIRL LOVES ME! We’re both from the south shore and I’ve sold to several of her friends.(maybe her too, but I don’t sell and tell). So who ever you are secretary my money’s on that sidewinder Kevin. Just stop you fucking pussy ass bitch

      • Douche Quality Control
        February 23, 2018 at 5:42 pm

        Yeah kid those jokes were so gay they coulda gotten married to Brian Albrecht

  • JoeMomma
    February 23, 2018 at 1:29 pm

    I would never own a gun either……

    My Uzi is enough.

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 23, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Hey pussy boy bret, what shit hole town is 12 king street apartment two in you fucking degenerate? I feel like stomping in an old mans face today.

    • Brian Albrecht
      February 23, 2018 at 1:50 pm

      Yup classic Bret. Posts his address but doesnt say the town. I’m guessing worcester, strictly off the fact he’s such a disgusting piece of trash neanderthal. He acts like he has something better to do than sit on turtleboy all fucking day. DUDE WE KNOW YOU DONT HAVE A JOB. pussys scared. LITTLE BITCH, probably bent over right now trying to get enough money to buy his next pack of cigarrettes. YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU PUSSY

      • Stasha Mycock
        February 23, 2018 at 3:37 pm

        Brian Chodebreath I need my ballet shoes n eyeliner for a show in P-Town this weekend I left them at ur place after I recorded the Weymouth Queer Rugby Team running a train on u if u dont give them back I’ll upload the vid 2 Worldstar so evry1 will c how butch u really r stop bein a dick n gimme back my stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Stasha Mycock
          February 23, 2018 at 3:39 pm

          p.s. miss u <3 xoxo

      • Richard Simmons
        February 23, 2018 at 3:44 pm

        This is what Brian Alltalk thinks about all day


    • Kevi
      February 23, 2018 at 2:16 pm

      You’re not going anywhere until you make my sandwich and account for the missing gerbil 

  • KimberlyS
    February 23, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    Kathryn also makes the enlightened statement, “I don’t believe that anyone should own a gun.”

    Smart – you posted that publicly. Now the world knows you have no means of protecting yourself.

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