Look at this jackwagon.
Where are you supposed to park? Well, if you’re a contractor then you’re in luck because they have a contractor pickup lane that’s actually closer than the handicapped spots.
Didn’t take long for him to be identified.
Meet Worcester’s finest, Steve Ryback.
You know he’s a douche because he trades in his work boots for boat shoes the first chance he gets, poses for bathroom selfies, and takes hardo workout mirror pictures……..at Planet Fitness.
Planet Fitness might be a judgement free zone, but Turtleboy certainly is not. And if you’re an able bodied person parking in a handicapped spot we will judge the fuck out of you. Plus, you live in Worcester dude. You know what Turtleboy is. You know the risk you take doing something like this. I wish I had more hours in a day to expose every asshole who does this, because the amount of people who seem to think this is OK or no one else’s business is insane. I got a guy you can all email now at Tbparkingshame@gmail.com who has volunteered to help and identify all perps who do this so we can make the world a better place, one shaming at a time.
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50 Comment(s)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
Casual Observations:
1) No self respecting person goes to Planet Fitness to lift. The free weights are fucking awful.
2) To the PF Safety Czar who thought Smith machines are a good alternative for bench press: Go Fuck Yourself.
Now that is a great story someone parked in a handicapped parking spot omg . Seriously Who gives a fucking fuck
Eat a plate of scrotums
Someone put a gun to your head and force you to read it ? Asshat
Hi Steve.Nice to meet you.How long have you been doing construction?
Yawn. The usual turtleboy hardos talking bout how they wanna do this or that. LMAO none of you will ever do shit. You’re a bunch of anonymous pussies. Seriously. You never did nothing to anyone and never will. There’s not a single pair of balls in the whole lot of ya.
C’mon Puddinstain stop acting like a internet tuff guy, lets go… I will punch your lights out! Go play with your not handicapped munchkin buddie
Small hands…. Every fuckin time…..
Yo – where me corona $$ be at?
Half-Pint how many times do I have to tell you that your a little person and not handicapped.
two midgets two days in a row…
When you have no intelligence, no education, and nothing to offer, you become: General Laborer (rake and shovel guy) aka lowest loser on the totem pole
Sup, Dick.
Pretty much describes a union construction worker if you ask me!
What was I supposed to do? The only open spot said reserved for Andrea Grocer, and it was covered in feces.
Handicap parking? Oh, my bad. I thought it said handicrap parking.
Is napoleon Bonaparte ?
This is what we all should worry about.
Not respirators.
Chelsea has a decent rack, I’d do her, if she asked me nicely
Lucky her…
He’s so little your could use him as a hood ornament. DeMayo is what the day laborers leave on his girlfriends face. He looks like he might have a birth defect. Those little legs means he has to take twice as many steps as a normal sized man so I guess he’s kind of handicapped.
This is just wrong. He’s not even a minority!
<<>> for the little guy who cant find a parking spot
thankfully no relation to me
TAKE MY PIES OUT OF THE OVEN!
I don’t condone parking in handicapped spaces, but Home Depot does have a ridiculous amount of them. 20 at the store near me and very rarely do you see one being used.
How many handicapped people are building fucking houses. JHC!
I’ve seen people with punchable faces before, but he has the type of face I want to cave in with a fucking baseball bat.
Watch who parks in handicapped spaces some are moving slowly, hobbled or using a walker or wheel chair. Most of the time the people who get out of the vehicle walk normally a few seem downright fit and energized. Break a leg and use crutches well tough cookies for you, hobble across the lot you lazy person.
The handicapped parking permit is viewed as another BENI given out by the corrupt Medical-Government Complex.
He must be real respected on the job site if he is the home depot bitch
Need more proof “Progressives” are all about population reduction???
Hello!
I’d like to hold Demayo nyuk nyuk!
Who the fuck takes a big smelly shit then thinks “SELFIE!”
Who the fuck takes a selfie in the gym thinking “RAW AND TOUGH MUTHA FUCKAHS…”
Who parks in a handicapped spot? Same guy who would do the above.
I’m 6’2″ tall and I bet Chelsea is in need of someone she can look up to. I’m sending her a friend request. Look out Steven… I’m hittin’ on yo girl.
6’2” with a small dick, who cares? He’s probably twice the man you are. Where do you work? A cellphone store?
Thank you
He is just one of many. On any given day at Worcesters Home Depot there are lazy as fuck contractors parking along the fence by the garden shop that clearly says “no parking fire lane” and even lazier fucks that park right in the front by the grills or snowblowers ( depending on the season). More than half of them could actually use the exercise and walk the extra hundred feet….LOSERS
For fucks sake…even when I was carting my 9x year old grandmother’s around with their handicapped placards I would drop them off at the door and park in a regular spot. Never felt right about using the handicapped spots even when it was completely legal since it was just as easy for my able bodied self to use a regular spot. This guy is an arrogant prick…typical little guy in big truck millenial puke. Fucking degenerate should go into the head and eat a gun.
The cripples shouldn’t be out catching the kung-fu flu. If they die, they can’t collect their SSI checks.
“Bring out your dead”…
Isn’t there a parking spot very obvious in this picture to the right of him in the first place what the fuck?
You should never ever ever park in a handicap spot ever. Ever . anybody who does completely fucking sucks and deserves to die. No excuses
not one ever
I mean ever
He thought is was for Mentally Handicapped so he zoomed right in there
*number of people not amount of. Keep it tight
Given your track record in hiring, we can guarantee you hired the worst offender of parking in handicap spots to ID others.
That was VERY snarky, Pete.
Plot twist: the “guy” he hired is Bristols 13yo playin’ catfish.
Leave the poor guy alone, he was in a hurry to put the boots to his girlfriend, can’t you see he got wood????