Beverly Hanson Brother Suing Turtleboy For “Defamation,” “Slander,” And “Etc” For Using His Free My Boi Facebook Commentary In A Blog
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Two days ago we wrote about this slugpump mother from Beverly who defended her son’s honor on social media after he was arrested dealing cocaine with a sawed off shotgun:
We also featured this brilliant commentary from one of the long lost Hanson brothers named Cody Lemire:
As you can see, he is in a band. A true free spirit. How avant-garde.
Anyway, shortly after writing the blog Cody messaged us with talks of Internet lawsuits:
Uh-oh!!! Another Internet lawsuit!! Come on down Cody Lemire – you’re the next plaintiff in Turtleboy Internet court!!
Sounds serious this time. God forbid if this brilliant tactician ever gets ahold of Attorney Dick N. Vulva’s phone number. That guy really takes us to pound town man.
Anyway, he quickly blocked us, so he now comes up as Facebook user. But not before letting us know exactly what he was suing us for:
We’ve been imaginary sued for a lot of things. “Etc” is a new one. Sounds serious. VERY serious.
Turns out he is still deciding which lawyer will be suing our pants off, and his message was just him giving us one last chance before taking a “few grand” from us:
Shocking that he would need a few grand. Figured that band thing was really paying dividends. Someday. Just whatever you do Cody, make sure you put all your eggs in one basket. Don’t waste your time with a backup plan. Every 19 year old community college dropout that has formed a band has ALWAYS ended up making it big. Smart career choice.
Turns out that what we did to him wasn’t just illegal. It was soooooooo illegal….dude:
Nah, I think we’ll keep the blog up Cody. And we’ll post more of your pictures just because we like freedom so much.
Just because we can.
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