Crotch-Grabbing Troglodyte Caught On Surveillance Trying To Break Into Home, Pretends To Help In Search For The Man’s Identity On Facebook Post
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These home surveillance videos from a guy in Chaplin CT named Todd Strickett are exactly why every home owner should invest in two things – 1) a home security system, 2) a LTC.
Here’s my question – why is this guy grabbing his cock-a-doodle-doo before trying to break into this house?
Classic drive-by pocket pool. This guy is clearly erect during this. Most of us would just take a quick trip to Redtube and the rest would be history. Not this guy though. He tries breaking into homes when he’s got a chub.
I’d never heard of Chaplin CT before this. It’s in the ass crack of nowhere. One of those boony towns as far away from I-84 and I-395 as possible. About 2,000 people live there. When I see shit like this I think of Truman Capote’s
In Cold Blood
.I’d much rather have something like this happen to me in the city than in Chaplin CT where no one can hear you scream. Personally though, if I was breaking into random homes in boony Connecticut, I’d pass on going into this guy’s house:
Just doesn’t seem worth it.
Anyway, this guy showed up out of nowhere in the comment section to announce to the world that it WAS NOT him in the video grabbing his junk and trying to break into this house:
Even though everyone else was like…….yea, that’s him:
Except the crotch grabber in the video kind of looks exactly like Kenny Coutu:
Oh yea, and that watch looks familiar:
This guy clearly passed Dooshcanoe 101 with flying colors. He’s got every possible marking of a professional chudstuffer. Bootleg chain? Check. “I have court on Tuesday” chin strap? Check.
Immediate relative who wears flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat?
Nevertheless he wisely persisted on pretending to be a good samaritan trying to help out the home owner on the Facebook post:
And now his posts have magically disappeared. Obviously it’s this guy. Obviously. It’s a small world down there, and the town junkie isn’t exactly hard to miss. But it’s OK because he was just trying to get medicine for his “disease.” Didn’t you know that? It’s not his fault he’s breaking into other people’s homes. Someone holds him down and forcibly shoots heroin into his veins against his will. Luckily for him he didn’t get the only real cure for this disease – a bullet in the head.
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