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    Crotch-Grabbing Troglodyte Caught On Surveillance Trying To Break Into Home, Pretends To Help In Search For The Man’s Identity On Facebook Post

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    These home surveillance videos from a guy in Chaplin CT named Todd Strickett are exactly why every home owner should invest in two things – 1) a home security system, 2) a LTC.


    Here’s my question – why is this guy grabbing his cock-a-doodle-doo before trying to break into this house?

    Classic drive-by pocket pool. This guy is clearly erect during this. Most of us would just take a quick trip to Redtube and the rest would be history. Not this guy though. He tries breaking into homes when he’s got a chub.

    I’d never heard of Chaplin CT before this. It’s in the ass crack of nowhere. One of those boony towns as far away from I-84 and I-395 as possible. About 2,000 people live there. When I see shit like this I think of Truman Capote’s In Cold Blood. I’d much rather have something like this happen to me in the city than in Chaplin CT where no one can hear you scream. Personally though, if I was breaking into random homes in boony Connecticut, I’d pass on going into this guy’s house:

    Just doesn’t seem worth it.

    Anyway, this guy showed up out of nowhere in the comment section to announce to the world that it WAS NOT him in the video grabbing his junk and trying to break into this house:

    Even though everyone else was like…….yea, that’s him:

    Except the crotch grabber in the video kind of looks exactly like Kenny Coutu:

    Oh yea, and that watch looks familiar:

    This guy clearly passed Dooshcanoe 101 with flying colors. He’s got every possible marking of a professional chudstuffer. Bootleg chain? Check. “I have court on Tuesday” chin strap? Check.

    Immediate relative who wears flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat?

    Check.

    Nevertheless he wisely persisted on pretending to be a good samaritan trying to help out the home owner on the Facebook post:

    And now his posts have magically disappeared. Obviously it’s this guy. Obviously. It’s a small world down there, and the town junkie isn’t exactly hard to miss. But it’s OK because he was just trying to get medicine for his “disease.” Didn’t you know that? It’s not his fault he’s breaking into other people’s homes. Someone holds him down and forcibly shoots heroin into his veins against his will. Luckily for him he didn’t get the only real cure for this disease – a bullet in the head.

     

     

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    1. Concerned


      As I am always on the side of the turtles . I do have to say that suggesting the cure for heroin addicts is simply a bullet to the head. Is going to far. In the midst of an epidemic that has every race, gender, age and social class addicted to opiates. It’s not fair to dismiss all as scum of the earth. Most of addicts committing crimes, are people who would commit crimes if they didn’t have a drug problem. There are many opiate addicts who go to college or work 50 hours a week and have family’s, pay their rent, mortgage and car payments. Truth is as a community, the addicts and non-addicts need to work together to find ways of overcoming addiction and stop future generations from using opiates recreationally. Last time i checked, we do not have giant unchecked opiate farms in the US. So it comes down to stop heroin from entering the country. Clearly our boarders are not secure if kilos of heroin can arrive daily into the states. If all these drugs are able to get into the states do easily, should we be concerned that dirty bombs, terrorists and chemical weapons be just as easy to smuggle in. Unless we are allowing these drugs to come into the country, I’m not so certain of our security.

      1. Bustah


        I soo fuckin agree with you there! I was in 100% agreement with the entire blog right up until the asshole made that utterly disgusting comment!
        I can guarantee that if their name were attached to this blog, rather than writing from behind total anonymity, they never would say shit like that…not if they had to face up to the repercussions of making a statement like that! I have zero respect for anyone that acts like this douchebag!!

      2. FA


        One of the problems is that the organisations to help people quit are bad jokes and the way the system processes addicts is counterproductive. The groups give addicts suboxone and methadone and try to keep them on them for months and months, and some even advocate staying on them for life. This just INCREASES the dependence and opiate tolerance for most people. Suboxone should be used to get through the initial withdrawals and be done with in a week or two, and other things like kratom should be used to help.

        And when you arrest someone and confiscate their opiates and expect them to make it to court two days later when they’d be in full withdrawals, odds are they’re just going to take more in order to be functional enough to avoid getting arrested for missing court.

        The system needs fixing.

      3. Your name here*


        Shut the fuck up. Not only is a bullet a cure for addiction, it’s also a cure for stupidity. You and everyone who agrees with you should double down on that cure.

      4. Feisty Turtle Lady


        Did you say that non-addicts and addicts need to come together to help them overcome their addiction? Get the fuck out of here. I have way too much shit in my own life to worry about, I’m not going to help some addict get over his addiction. If they want to do it, they do. It certainly is not the job of strangers to help. What fairytale world do you live in?

      5. Buzz


        Oh sure…we can all get together. Whats is the date the AA/NA community will be returning all the unrecovered stolen items out of all the homes and cars in the area?

      6. ...


        Thank you

    2. Turd Burglestein


      He was checking to see if he had the balls to actually break into the place. When his fingers slipped in his vagina he thought better of it and ran away like the bitch he is.

    3. Troubled Nostrils


      I took the “bullet to the head” comment as someone defending their home against a heroin addict burglar, which I’d certainly be OK with that. Addicted or not, it’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood when a burglar gets shot in the act.

    4. Somebody who knows him


      I know Kenny he is not a herione addict he’s a crack head and 100 percent him

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