Our fearless leader done dunnit again! Who knew leading a country completely into the shitter could be done…from the shitter… while on Twitter.
This assclown is going to lead us into nuclear holocaust while dropping the Browns at the Super Bowl.
Today, President Dump professed while on his throne:
That’s right, North Korea. Our sick joke we played on our own country is punking us all over the interwebz. Remind me again how awful Dubya was. I’ll trade this douche for G-Dubs any day.
So for those following at home, D-man wants the little angry Korean dick-tater to know that “my button’s bigger than yours! Nyeah nyeah!”
It’s not the size, you cunt. It’s how you use it.
And we kinda hope neither of you whip it out.
So what does this prove, really? That Donald Trump has serious compensation issues. Deadly serious.
Most old dudes that aren’t packing in the pant padding go out and buy a Corvette and get hair plugs. Grab a handful of prime arm candied poon, some Affliction clothing, and bedazzled jeans and call it a day, Prez.
I dunno what else we expected from a hairy carrot turned reality tv star who was given a button to push? He’s going to push the button.
Ok and then there’s just this one for the comedic value. This is our president, ladies and muppets…
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