• Here Are The 3 New Hampshire Poopsmoochers Who Disgraced Tom Brady By Posing For A Picture With Roger Goodell 



    Here Are The 3 New Hampshire Poopsmoochers Who Disgraced Tom Brady By Posing For A Picture With Roger Goodell

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    Everyone and their mother is talking about these three poopsmoochers who voluntarily took a picture, SMILING, with the devil himself:

    Boat shoes, cargo shorts, and matching sunglasses. It’s like they’re applying to get into Boston College. Ninety-nine percent chance these nudniks sing Sweet Caroline when the Red Sox are losing and own at least three “Saturdays are for the boys” shirts.

    Let me make myself perfectly clear – these are not real Patriot fans. They not only posed for a picture with Roger Goodell, they tracked him down for it. There’s no way Goodell went up to three random Pats fans and did this on his own. He doesn’t have the minerals. This was something they were happy to do and saw nothing wrong with. Considering everything this soulless $40 million a year punching bag for the owners did to Tom Brady, they all deserve to be outed. And the public clearly is counting on us:

    No way we would ever let you people down.

    A lot of people think this picture was staged by NFL propagandists. It would make sense. But it turns out it’s all too real. And in the least shocking news ever, they’re from New Hampshire. Let’s start with the chudstuffer on the far left:

    His name is Spencer Shea:

    He pretends to be a real Patriots fan:

    But mostly he’s in it for the Instagram photos on the double date:

    He should take off that jersey. He’s not worthy of wearing it. It’s like being a Jesus diehard and posing for a picture with Pontius Pilate.

    Then there’s this one…..

    Boat shoes and sunglasses. I expected nothing less. His name is Josh Bisson:

    He also pretends to be a real Patriots fan:

    And he doesn’t understand that when you voluntarily pose for a picture with satan, and it’s being taken by a NFL PR dooshnozzle, you have given up any sort of rights to privacy:

    Oh I see. Roger Goodell started talking to you, and you got starstruck. Gotcha. Ya know a real Patriots fan does in that situation? Gives him a wedgie and tells him they banged his mother. Or they do this:

    Finally there’s buttnut #3:

    He’s drinking a coke at a preseason game. Nuff said. This winner’s name is John Miller:

    He’s hiking bros with Josh Bisson:

    Johnny Boy is none too pleased that the Internet didn’t work out the way he thought it would:

    Yea, we need your permission to use a picture you voluntarily posed for with satan. Definitely.

    And I don’t wanna hear anyone whining that it’s just sportball and they don’t deserve to be smeared. They absolutely do. I will never, ever, ever get over Deflategate. Ever. That whole thing was just a way for Roger Goodell to distract NFL fans from his porous handling of countless incidents of domestic violence from his players. How do you please an angry fanbase? By offering up a human sacrifice in the form of the one player on the one team that gives them all post partum butthurt – the GOAT. Tom Brady did NOTHING wrong. We’ve been over this a million times before. A federal judge ruled that he did nothing wrong. But Goodell just couldn’t let it go because he had to show the world how big his dick was. So he appealed it and two federal judges ruled that he had dictatorial powers. They never even mentioned the allegedly deflated balls in their ruling. They just ruled that Goodell could do whatever he wants without any proof because the player’s union agreed to a stupid CBA.

    These three should be barred from Gillette Stadium for eternity.

    God loves us more.

    Go Patriots.

     

     

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    1. GroganCountry


      God Bless You, Turtleboy!!!

    2. Spankster


      Take a good look at number two. He’s not wearing boat shoes he’s wearing boat crocs

    3. gqqser2


      Great job! NH Rats…

    4. Nemo Me Impugne Lacessit


      I generally do not try to get too torqued by any sports ball goings on, but these three odious & fallacious fans deserve copious amounts of ridicule and should be continuously pilloried on the public stage ad infinitum!! Oh yeah and New Hampshire sucks too!

    5. Fuck turtle boy


      Wow you simpleton bitches need to get a fucking life. It is a picture and you are outing all their personal information. This site is a fucking embarassement

      1. Cleavage


        No. They put their personal information on Facebook for the world to see

      2. Turtle boy fucked you


        Shut up you little bitch

      3. Aaeon


        If you were posting this about me I would sue you all. What you are doing is wrong on every level. It’s actually worse than taking a picture with someone everyone hates.. I hope they sue you.. As a matter of fact I’m going to encourage it. What you are doing is slander and deflection of character.

        1. kevi packs a mean 9 iron


          Please encourage them! Richard N. Vulva esq. where are you?

        2. Buster


          Deflection of character? You sound like a fratboy who wears crocs and sunglasses.

        3. wabbitt


          Deflection of character.

          Good job. English much?

      4. wabbitt


        I don’t use this lightly, but… faggotsayswhat?

    6. Thomas Doubting


      The picture of a true Patriots fan giving Goodell the finger is a classic! That guy flipping him bird is my new best friend…..ha

    7. Tom


      What a bunch of freaking losers some of you guys are, for saying these guys should be banned from Gillette for life, cause they posed with Goodell. Get over it!! Get a fucking life! The best vengeance was the Pats winning the Super Bowl.

      1. GOAT Nation


        Yes, Tom. Winning the Super Bowl was the best vengeance for us. Having a Nation discredit Brady’s accomplishments and wins by forever labeling him a cheater because of Goodell and his witch hunt for Brady and the Pats is the fallout we all endure now. No true Patriots fan would forgive Goodell for smearing an innocent man’s name and reputation!

        1. Ryan


          Waaaaaaaaaah!!!

    8. Sexual Vanilla


      Who cares if these guys take a picture with Goddell? Why do you feel the need to call them out? This is cyber bullying at its finest. And I thing bullying is an over used work.

      Usually you do fantastic work. This isn’t an example of it

      Good for the guy for drinking a coke. Maybe he’s the designated driver. Stop trying to be so hard core. That went away after Foxboro Stadium was knocked down. Last night was a bunch of little kids. Not for knuckleheads who need to finish a fifth of Jameson before leaving the parking lot.

      1. Jen


        100%

        This is slander and bullying. If I were these kids I’d get my lawyer involved. Not only did they share this photo, but they shared their personal information that they KNEW would be ridiculed and with all the crazies out there, that’s just going too far.

    9. Ralph


      Millennials – brain dead losers. Bernie Sander supporters too !

    10. Tom Brady


      This article just made my day. Great work TurtleBoy you just gained a new fan. Keep it up!!! Look at these 3 lossaahhhssssss !!!!

    11. They call me Ponch


      The reflection of the selfie stick in the sunglasses says it all.

      1. Della Street


        Nice catch!!

    12. Strata


      TB, I love when you call out the dregs of society, but don’t agree with your “over the top” bashing of these young men. They seem like good law abiding contributing members of society. Big deal ……. since deflate gate you know how many pictures there are of Kraft smiling & posing with Goodell (many) …..

    13. Real Pats Fans HATE Goodell


      Actually, I would have posed with goodell too, but then dumped my BEER (not coke bc I’m not a pussy) over his fucking donkey head…

      Those three clearly sit down to pee.
      Fucking Traitors.

      1. Ryan


        Yeah broooooo

      2. Strata


        Sure “Real” …. sure you would have …. your a moron fake tough guy ….. you sound like a clown. Real macho behind your anonymous screen name

        1. Yournamehere


          Said no patriots fan ever, these douchenozzles deserve it, turtleboy is right, they got starstruck, and these guys are poster for Abercrombie and bitch and your a fucking hypocrite, your name is anonymous too dipshit

    14. Dave


      You talk about the kids in Quincy being bullied and shit on the pier then you go and put out this picture with the 3 of them and there personal info. So they can be bullied and shamed that’s a real dick move turtleboy

      1. Drew


        A lot of people are emotional about Brady and Goodell, whether you like it or not. It’s just a fact you can’t ignore. Anyone who does a photo op like this should expect attention. These hopelessly unaware NH bros, on the other hand, were oblivious.

      2. M


        Turtle boy, the professional cyber asshole. First of all asswipe, the story that you share is not how it happened. Second, I’m the father of the girl that Spencer is dating. Now that you’ve shared her name, face and hometown for the world to see, you should hope nothing happens to her. I can promise you that you will wish that I never, ever entered into your life if something does . You have my email address, so you can definitely contact me.

        1. Drew


          Then how did it happen? If these guys were conned into doing the photo op, I don’t know why you would hold back.

          I agree this blog post got too personal, and I hope people behave with restraint. But this photo was going to trigger Pats fans no matter what, whether it was this site or another that discussed it.

          So please share more details, if they would help exonerate the young men in the photo.

          1. M


            Josh called in to WEEI and explained what really happened. Additionally , Spencer was actually trying to ask Roger why he suspended Brady . The photo was taken , Spencer asked him the question and Roger looked at him and said “next question please” and walked away.

            1. Drew


              I just listened to the call-in on WEEI. I’m glad they’re not Goodell fans, and it sounds like the young men are taking the 15 minutes of infamy in stride.

        2. Marcell Jr.


          Marcel – your daughter Brittnae is an adult and has her information available already online in a very public forum. She has a Twitter profile, SnapChat and FaceBook.

          Its not like TurtleBoy posted Griffen or Jett’s infomation.
          Right?

        3. why


          oh cut it out with that bs. I bet she is all over social media, which guess what? Everyone on the planet can see. You people are so pathetic, privacy is dead, you gave it up willingly. Anyone on the planet can find all the info of anyone else, and there is absolutely nothing anyone can do about it.

    15. Drew


      When I heard that Pats fans posed for a photo with Goodell, I could not believe it. I thought it must be staged. It makes me furious these numbnut rubes sold the rest of us out. Thank you for outing these guys. I’m willing to forgive them, now that they have been properly shamed.

    16. Bobert Kraft


      I hate Goodell as much as the next guy, but doxxing a bunch of kids for doing nothing more than taking a picture with a celebrity… and then mocking them for rightfully being upset about it… is pretty low.

      1. Della


        They deserve it. Seriously, what were they thinking? That asshat shouldn’t own a Brady jersey.

    17. Janice


      That is not Roger Goodell lmao!!! His name is Brian McCarthy. He works for the NFL. I have info to prove it.

    18. Northshorefish


      I’m a huge fan of turtle boy and I love what u did with the Quincy pier fight.. the Malden kid .. the Peabody kid racing his dads bmw and the revere junkie girls. I think this article is a joke.. unnecessary.. seems like a slow day in the news if ur outing these guys. I mean they’re pussys for posing but they don’t need to be dragged thru the mud.. I’m happy Brady was suspended for 4 games he was rested for the playoffs more than he would have been if he played all 16 games. And the pats sustained 1 loss.

      1. Speakingofpussies...


        “Happy” Brady was humiliated by the NFL for no good reason? “Happy” we all went through that absurd saga? Of course Pats fans are happy the team won a couple Super Bowls since then, but the rest of the world does not share your theoretical, Brady-got-extra-rest-so-Deflategate-was-a-good-thing, silver lining. You’re a pussy for justifying Deflategate this way.

    19. Ryan


      Typical faggot Patriots fans crying about everything.

      1. mikeSupportstheGOAT


        Gee seems your crying now I guess by your standards your a dick too!

        1. Ryan


          *you’re

      2. JoeMomma


        You know how you find a bar for Jets fans?

        just look for the rainbow flag.

    20. bababooey


      yeah this is why people hate patriots fans. not because they posed with baddell (yes I’m a pats fan and hate him too), but becaue you are essentially doxxing these guys and being dicks

      1. E


        This is exactly why people hate New England Sports fans you are so right!!!!

    21. Nancy Reagan


      Just say NO! Oops, too late boys!

    22. mikeSupportstheGOAT


      Why are people so stupid defending these idiots ??? Calling them kids, Really They are said to be Bernie supporters so they are OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE, AND MAKE IMPORTANT DECISIONS, Goodell being the liberal he is its not surprising some other liberals might support him and then cry when outed. Deal with it YOU CHOSE THIS! for the KC game a group should be organized of about 10K REAL fans to kick the shit out of that lying POS GOODELL!!!!

    23. Turtleboy is a slimy cunt


      Lol you’re a fucking pussy

    24. Kevin


      This article is one of the stupidest things I’ve seen on the internet in a long time. Whos to say they’re not “real patriots fans” cause they took a picture with Goodell? He’s a famous person in sports, any football fan would want to take a picture with him just to say they did, especially on his first time back to Gillette since deflategate! There is no need to call anyone out or talk about them like this I don’t care who they are or who you are. It’s just an innocent picture any football fan would want to take.

      1. Drew


        You are clueless. The reason this is a story is for the very reason that NOT “any football fan” would pose for a photo with Roger Goodell. Goodell is hated here. I would not say these men are not real fans, but I would say they lack foresight.

      2. why


        Any real Patriots fan would absolutely refuse to go within 10 feet of that piece of garbage for fear they might lose their temper and break him. There is zero reason they should be anywhere near him unless it is to size him up for a rope to hang him from the lighthouse.

    25. Fake news


      Turtleboy can you tell me how Portnoy’s cock tastes? Cuz it’s been in your mouth for awhile now

    26. You're a douchebag


      Maybe whoever wrote this should include their name and screenshots of their Facebook so we can see all of their stuff too

    27. Lou P


      Look – when you put out a pic on social media, you are leaving yourself open, such as what has been done here in TBSports.
      So ….. deal with it.

      Let’s cut all three idiots a 1/2-inch of slack – after all, they are products of NH, so they are a running a little behind in development.

      According to google, is that the same Josh Bisson who works at that motor speedway track?

    28. No thank you


      This article was lame. Seriously, big fucking deal. They aren’t putting babies in a refrigerator. Patriots/sports balls fans are too fucking much.

    29. Fuck you.


      You, Turtleboy, were bitching about the cat rescue releasing the name of that catnapper on their fb page yet in this article you are doing the very same thing. Hypocritcal much?

    30. E


      Turtle boy – you are an asshole. Get a life. It’s a picture. How dare you attach their personal information you found online.

      You should be ashamed of yourself – and anyone that gave you the freedom to “write” online should be equally ashamed.
      Signed ,
      Damn proud cousin of Patriots super fan – Spencer Shea

      1. Roger That


        Spencer “Shithead” Shea is an idiot.

        1. 1 proud momma


          Do you even know him????
          Obviously not.. you are a waste of skin get a life poster child for birth control….

      2. Stephanie


        No true Patriots fan would ever pose with Goodell. Sorry.
        And then they post it online and expect not to lambasted? Your cousin is no “super fan “….all three of them should be ashamed of themselves.

    31. Good call


      These three should be barred from Gillette Stadium for eternity.
      Perfect.
      This isn’t even a mistake, they did it on purpose.
      Great job TB. Bring back shame. So many people need it.

      1. Strata


        OMG “Roger That” …….. you are a goofy fool…… think much before you post? So dumb

    32. Fuckface McFaggot


      This website has turned into a bigger salty circlejerk than Reddit

    33. Steve


      Turtleboy? Becaue you’re a 14 year old bullying people on the internet via your knockoff tumblr blog? Get real. It’s a good thing you’re anonymous because someone with the insecurity that is required to use peoples facebooks to shame them is probably as hideous on the outside as they are on the inside.

      Look man I know not being picked in football growing up was hard but you don’t need to take it out on people anonymously.

    34. BostonGuy


      Everybody calm the F down. Let people take pictures and do whatever the hell they want, without destroying them in public. It has no effect on you, and just reinforces the image of idiot Boston sports fans.

    35. Roxanne young


      You really now what the real reason is before complaining of these 3 young men !! Grow some big kahunnas … these 3 are very hard working young men who took a photo nothing more nothing less ,They are not only proud of their team and there accomplishments they idolize there players .. and as far as the one drinking coke he was the DD which I’m sure you losers would be drunk and drive and kill someone.. They should all sue your dumb ass and then some oh wait you probably got your feelings hurt and need a safe space to go!! Grow up you losers and get a fuckin life oh wait you need to pick on people to have a life ..

    36. Rodger Goodell is Your God


      Why is it wrong to name them? They probably proud and gonna post that shit anyways. Those 3 look like part of a gay dance troupe. Rodger Goodell Sucks ASS, Turtle Boy is an asshole and that’s why we like him. This isn’t NPR mother fucker, now go suck Goodells dingleberries out of his crack. Guy who flipped off Goodell is the best, hahaha fuck you goodel.

      TB post up their wives or girlfriends so we can see if they’re ugly gingers or worthy of anal.

    37. Baylor Hurst


      This article is ridiculous, an overreaction, and a complete waste of everyone’s time. Tom Brady and the crew prove everything they need to prove on the field, and almost never talk to the media. They never get involved in drama. Maybe you should take a page from Bill’s Book.

    38. Haddit17


      Amen Turtleboy. Idiots.

      By the way–is Goodell wearing shin guards?

      1. attention man-whores


        Looks like it, put 2 and 2 together = foursome. Rodger at Gillette wearing knee pads with three metrosexual lads. Rodg the alpha male flirted the 3 lads out of their hanes undies in a vip box, knee pads were necessary to stop rugburn. Old rodg probably gave the hammer to to a few other starstruck metrosexuals and their wives.

    39. Non-Douches of Boston


      Jesus GOD there are so many stupid f**king ads on your, wtf blog(?), that it took me FOR-EV-ER to read through your winey rant. No real human likes roger goodall and no pats fan EVER should. But holy shit get the f**k over it an move on kid. JESUS, you’re little world must be 10sqft.

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