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    Homeless Fall River Pimp And Prized Hooker He Met At Church Beat And Try To Carjack 2 Elderly Woman In Price Rite Parking Lot

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    The Herald NewsPolice arrested two people who are accused of recently assaulting and carjacking two elderly sisters in a grocery store parking lot. Daniel M. Carvalho, 52, of 184 Stevens St., and Evelyn Frederick, 47, of 83 Wood St., are alleged to have assaulted the victims — ages 61 and 69 — after asking them for cigarettes last Friday in the Price Rite parking lot at 866 Pleasant St.

    The victims had gone to the supermarket around 3 p.m. to do grocery shopping. The 69-year-old sister told police that she had gotten out of her vehicle and was walking around the car to help her sister get out of the passenger seat when Carvalho is alleged to have approached and asked her for a cigarette. When the woman said she didn’t smoke, she said Carvalho forcibly removed the keys from her hands, went to the driver’s seat and locked himself in the car.

    At the same time, Frederick is alleged to have approached the 61-year-old sister in the passenger seat to also ask her for a cigarette. When Carvalho allegedly grabbed the other woman’s keys, Frederick is alleged to have told the woman in the vehicle to get out of the car. Frederick allegedly then punched the woman in the back of the head several times, according to police reports.

    Fall River police Officer Moses Pereira and the other responding officers reported seeing Carvalho and Frederick still inside the victims’ vehicle. The officers removed the suspects and arrested them both on charges that include carjacking and assault and battery on a disabled person over 60.

    Ya know who the real victim here is? The two people who were forced to assault an elderly sister duo because of their disease. After all, once you catch the disease you completely lose your free will. Real tragedy.

    Those are the failed junkbox carjackers. Yes, you read that right – the woman is only 49 years old. Well beyond the average life expectancy of a Fall River gutter piglet. That’s at least 93 in Fall River years.

    Good God! Kill it with fire!!

    According to a rival Internet Brockton manatee, “Dan be looking hot,” so she’s on the prowl for some AMCAP (as much cock as possible) and plans to do this by buying him some sneakers, because obviously he is a hot commodity in the ratchet community.

    And yes, you read that last message correctly – the world’s oldest 49 year old woman pretends to be pregnant in order to keep this prized pig around:

    Worth it.

    And obviously this

    is a huge step up from this

    Seriously though – this woman should be the official mascot of Brockton:

    That photograph is a work of art. No one could possibly better capture the collective miserable existence and broken dreams that have come to define the City of Champions.

    Oh, and in the least surprising news ever, according to the Internet Daniel Carvalho isn’t just Evelyn’s boyfriend, he’s also her pimp daddy:

    And according to Daniel’s Facebook page, he’s all about getting that paper:

    As you can see, the paper is really adding up. That’s why his “camp sight” is a small parcel of wooded area behind the Price Rite, where he hung up his blue tarp and took a shit in a hole, thus marking his territory.

    Evelyn of course is a regular at the hospital, spending weeks at a time using her taxpayer funded health insurance for free room and board.

    But wait, it gets better. When she got out of the her hospital holiday she went and met up with her boyfriend Kurtis:

    But the thing about this foreskin fungus is she’ll ditch you for greener pasture in your time of need. Just ask Kurtis a month later when he was dying in the hospital and she had already moved on with a “wonderful man through the church,” and she was already hearing wedding bells in her future:

    “Kurtis is in the hospital dying. Only a matter of time.”

    Better move on to the next one!! Kurtis can’t help her get her next fix from a hospital bed. But it’s OK because she wasn’t “together” with Kurtis when she signed up to be Daniel’s star elderly hooker…..at church:

    If you can’t trust a tampon tunnel who punches elderly women in the head when they try to go grocery shopping then who can ya trust?

     

     

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    1. Dan


      Wtf she only been with two other men one was her high school sweetheart and the other was her ex husband you need to get your facts straight mr turtle and watch your back in Fall River!!!!

      1. Whsteva


        She assaulted 2 elderly women. Bring your BS here please because she needs to be curb stomped

      2. Worcesterite


        61 is elderly?

    2. Bill


      People like this are just playing the lottery. They are taking a chance that the person they vicimize doesn’t have loved ones like me that are willing to step up to the plate and make them suffer more than their vicims did. Touch my wife or kids and I will play the lottery with a random jury of 12 and I will not care if I lose. And there are a lot of working class people like me.

    3. Anonamouse


      This broad looks like a real prize.

      Clearly they deserve one another.

      I vote for adjoining cells

    4. KJDS


      I have no idea what this was about.

    5. wabbitt


      I think reading those facebook posts killed a few brain cells.

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