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Yesterday we blogged about the Mass Ave Breakfast Brawl that resulted in one woman being dragged from a car and hit by a taxi.
Actually, she has a lot of time now because she’s going to jail. She won’t have a career anymore because she’s going to jail. She won’t be raising her daughter because, you guessed it, she’s going to jail.
Also there is only one side: The truth. Turtleboy dishes it out. Welcome to our blog.
Apparently the Po-leece got it all wrong, we are racist, and South Shore Turtle Girl is a dick for making fun of First 48 memorial t-shirts.
Turns out Brianna was shitfaced after a night of clubbing and her cousin tried to stop her from driving intoxicated. Somehow, Cusandra got tangled in the door and she was dragged until a taxi cab hit her.
But like I said yesterday, there is a massive history of Brianna fighting people, threading to fight people, and even her friends make jokes about how she’s been doing this all her fucking life!
So the Free My Boi patrol is making excuses that just because she was shitfaced she should be excused.
Well, if this is what she is like sober I’m sure she’s a peach after a bottle of henny:
So, explain to me this shit: Christina, if that is your real name, go get educated. You know why you’re sitting around defending this fool? Because you don’t have a job.
Ghetto Tit Tat while looking like a toe. Please. Your writing looks like someone ate a bunch of alphabet soup and then git the squirts.
Tit tat right above her scrambled egg titties. She’s got the real facts:
Yeah, she was asleep,’in sure all those witnesses are just making shit up as they go along.
Next up is my favorite. Bea Allen decided to go all over Fox 25 comment section and be nasty to anyone who commented on her cousin’s story. She looks like an ogre and thinks classy is when you wear a hot pink bra with your Sunday blouse. Pro Tip: If you put on a skin-tight denim dress and you end up looking like the lowercase G from Sesame Street. Change.
Oh, but it kept going on the TBS website! These are my favorites.
South Shore Turtlegirl don’t smoke the devil’s lettuce.
This chick below is the the lone voice of reason in a field of ratchet. She is actually holding the Hood Bunny accountable for her actions and telling all those people shitting on the reporters that they should be blaming their cousin. Bravo!
Iron on – Check.
Photoshop – Check.
Airbrush – Check.
It’s Pinterest for Roxbury.
Maybe instead of arguing online you should start a GoFundMe for her legal defense fund. Just sayin.