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Lowell Shrewella DeVille Out On Bail For Drug Trafficking Posts Starving 3-Week-Old Pit Bull Pups For Sale On FB Because She Needs Money To Move

And then people wonder why this much-maligned breed tends to go berserk more often than others; they start life cookin’ puppy pies in trap houses.







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Meet 20-year-old Stephanie DeJesus Nuñez of Lowell

Uncle Gupta is gonna have a fit when he sees this elephant with Ganesha on her bingo wing


Shrewella was recently brought to our attention because she’s offloading a litter of pit bull puppies on the Facebook machine… at a mere 3 weeks old, and for a hefty price tag:

700 beans for a trap shed mutt with no verifiable lineage, and even though they’re literally starving to death because the mom won’t feed them, don’t you DARE ask for them for free because she needs gwop to move! 100 emoji 100 emoji 100 emoji


It might be mama Pit isn’t eating because she’s being fed out of a filthy Ocean State Job Lot saucepan, and thus can’t feed her babies, but hey, what do I know?

#hmu – love the clothes hanger chew toy, might have to try it with North Shore Turtlepup


Now, it’s common knowledge that some animals, like puppies and kittens, should stay with their mom/litter ’til they’re at least 8 weeks old. There’s a lot of science behind the ‘why,’ but it has to do with being fully weaned, and, learning crucial doggie manners from their littermates and mom – things like bite inhibition, and just how to be a good doggo in general. Not to mention it’s against the law to offer any cat or dog for sale under the age of 8 weeks. 


But these are red and blue nose mixed purbread puppy’s, and thus, exempt from the law because they’re just sooooo


, right?


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I love how the ratchimals always try to make their ill-bred mongrels sound exotic.


Newsflash: you’re an idiot and you clearly didn’t pay attention in (or maybe even attend) 7th grade biology when they reviewed Punnet squares and genetics.


“Blue” nose refers to a dog that has a dilute (gray, or commonly called “blue”) nose leather, like this:

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It’s a recessive gene in pit bulls, and a dog must get two copies from both parents in order to come out “dilute black” or blue/gray. And the nose leather is dictated by coat color. Same goes for a “red nose” – although red genetics are a little more intricate and I don’t want you guys to run and hide in your shells while I geek out, sooo… let’s move on.


Your dog’s nose color doesn’t make it special, and if you mix red and blue, you get purple. You ain’t sellin’ no purple puppies, Shrewella, so keep it movin’


It’s not like Steph really cares what the law says anyway; just take a gander at some of her recent Google trophies:



And as the trap life goes,  she’s spittin’ babies out of her bologna barrel while slinging a bit of Bolivian marching powder on the side.

How else was she supposed to pay for her Quinceañera-esque baby shower, complete with a full bar?! #priorities



But wait… she was 


popped a mere 10 days ago for drug trafficking with a slew of  firearms charges peppered in for good measure. How is she out peddling puppies already?

Newly Minted First Justice, Judge Stacey Fortes

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gave her a piddly $10k cash bail, that’s how.


And since the initial target of the raid, Stephanie’s cervix scraper du jour, Zack

wasn’t yet picked up, of course he was able to run to the ATM hit up his overdue custies for stacks to free his most recent babymama.


Despite there being three kids, one an infant, in the home and it being abundantly clear that Shrewella is no Martha Stewart

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she was let right back out to attend to her pet cockroaches and pit bull puppies, and hopefully her laundry – crusty socks and pee-stained undies strewn all over your living room isn’t gonna get your crack shack featured in Better Homes and Gardens in the good graces of DCF to get your crotchfruit back.


With her peddlin’ wares confiscated by the fuzz and her main source of income beyond her gub’mint assistance cut off, Steph needed cash fast – and what better way than selling way too young puppies to your flat-brimmed-donning fellow ratchets?

And since “sawed-off shotgun” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, one of the puppies is going to be aptly named “Glock,” because, Lowell.


I wonder if this is a violation of her bail somehow – she changed her product from blow to puppers, but illegal is illegal, no? Internet lawyers weigh in, please.




























8 Comment(s)
  • Great chow
    November 22, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    Don’t knock the judge on this one 10k is a high bail for a district court on these charges. Unfortunately in this pussy state This rachet could have appealed to superior court, cried poor pityful me and gotten out with nothing before the week was over. Good for this judge for having balls.

  • L
    November 22, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    Y’all need to get a real job instead of bashing people that have gotten into ANY kind of criminal activity . Why tf you so nosey? Why tf you care so much about people you don’t even know ?? Snitching ass niggas . Let them fight there charges and live wtf , they bothering u or some shit ?? Also would you have rather that woman let the puppies just die ? Cause I rather her sell them and have a good home and not die but I guess all y’all care about is judging people you don’t even know . Atleast they was making money you on a gay ass website talking about people you don’t even know . I can’t wait until this website gets taken down fucking snitches .

    • JinxieJustMadeYouLookLikeABitch
      November 22, 2017 at 6:05 pm

      Oh boy, the phrase “Snitching ass niggas” let me know all I have to know about you, thusly I’ve come to the conclusion that you’re 100% part of the problem.
      Partake in some critical thinking about this story, then come back at me when you realize how wrong you are.

    • Itsjustme
      November 23, 2017 at 9:28 am

      “Any kind of criminal activity?” this whole post is about one crime after another they have committed.

  • Jinxie
    November 22, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    Y’all ratchets need to leave the pitties alone! I rescued one from a “breeder” like this, she decided that feeding him or caring for him was bullshit because he was the only one she couldn’t sell and left him alone for a week at a time to go get jammed up. Best. Dog. Ever. Despite having crazy separation anxiety because of the ratchet.
    Ps, totally grounds for revocation of bail. 100% illegal. 100% a reason to lock her ass back up.

  • Barry
    November 22, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    This much maligned breed is here to stay. Avoid areas with high concentrations because statistics don’t lie, they are highly prone to aggression and violence.

  • The Kike
    November 22, 2017 at 11:51 am

    Your Honor …..I didn’t know about the blow, gun, ammo, puppies, comforter curtains, three children, scales, baggies and cockroach infestation.

  • rike101
    November 22, 2017 at 10:49 am

    Build the wall.

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