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    One of the great things about Turtleboy Sports is the engagement of turtle riders, particularly on the Facebook machine. Every article we publish comes with some guaranteed hilarious commentary from some of the usual suspected. Any God forbid one of the butthurts shows up on there, they will immediately be fed to masses. But perhaps the most noteworthy commentary comes from a local woman named Margaret Melican, whose hilarious limericks have almost become bigger than the blogs themselves. We share some of these with you now and urge you to vote for her for Worcester’s best poet in the Worcester Magazine Best of 2015 reader’s poll. Our next blog will be our endorsements for several other categories on there. It’s important that you vote for at least 20 categories or else your vote will not count. Here’s some of the reasons you should vote for Margaret Melican for Worcester’s best poet:

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    Fitchburg wackjob Kevin Lynch:

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    Hilda Ramirez and Tracy Novick whining about the superintendent non-search:

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    Kevin Lynch again:

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    Robert Blackwell-Gibbs arrest for beating up his girlfriend:

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    Fat bastard murderer in Spencer:

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    Mosaic paying employee Boo Shameek for child support:

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    Mosaic paying Bobby Alston for hours he clearly never worked:

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    Well dressed panhandlers thanks to Tracy Novick:

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    Sonya “Boom-Boom” Conner found guilty for Kelley Square blockade:

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    Guy pulled over in Sturbridge with car full of drugs:

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    Seriously, if you’re not following Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, get on that. Margaret’s poetry might have replaced Brett Killoran’s colorful insults as the greatest Turtleboy sideshow yet to date. Don’t forget to vote for Margaret Melican for Worcester’s best poet

     

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    Discussion

    1. Turtles All The Way Down


      What a dog!

    2. tngsucks


      There once was a lady Margaret Melican
      Whose limericks turtlboy found elegant
      She makes up these rhymes
      About Worcester crime
      Now RBG’s slam will be irrelevant.

    3. Reddog


      Guess I need to sign up for the Facebook machine. I swore I never would

      1. True Reality Speaks


        I felt the same way. Just create a fake profile with no personal info & all the settings set to private, so:
        1) You can view TBS’ FB page
        2) You don’t have to worry about all the cyber stalkers and creepers

        1. Kevin Lynch


          Turtleboy is all done. The dirty cunt Margaret Melican , hopefully she suffers from cunt cancer.

          Bunch of stalking freaks. Skin head Republican party losers.

          The funny part of it all , you idiots don’t think that those with money wouldn’t chew you up and shit you out.

          You are their freak show puppets.

          1. wabbitt


            Yep. All us Republican, Tea Party whack jobs.

            That’s why I’m a registered Democrat and intend on voting for Bernie Sanders. Because I’m SUPER Republican.

    4. Nanny


      Nanny approves. Love me some limericks.

    5. Nanny


      Turtleboy’s smitten
      By what Mar’gret has written
      Pure poetry, that.


    6. […] we announced our endorsement for turtle rider Margaret Melican for the Worcester Magazine 2015 Best Local Poet award. Today we would like to share with you the rest of our endorsements and we urge you to vote for […]

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