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One of the great things about Turtleboy Sports is the engagement of turtle riders, particularly on the Facebook machine. Every article we publish comes with some guaranteed hilarious commentary from some of the usual suspected. Any God forbid one of the butthurts shows up on there, they will immediately be fed to masses. But perhaps the most noteworthy commentary comes from a local woman named Margaret Melican, whose hilarious limericks have almost become bigger than the blogs themselves. We share some of these with you now and urge you to vote for her for Worcester’s best poet in the Worcester Magazine Best of 2015 reader’s poll. Our next blog will be our endorsements for several other categories on there. It’s important that you vote for at least 20 categories or else your vote will not count. Here’s some of the reasons you should vote for Margaret Melican for Worcester’s best poet:
David Prouty falling apart:
Fitchburg wackjob Kevin Lynch:
David Prouty again:
Hilda Ramirez and Tracy Novick whining about the superintendent non-search:
Kevin Lynch again:
Robert Blackwell-Gibbs arrest for beating up his girlfriend:
Fat bastard murderer in Spencer:
Mosaic paying employee Boo Shameek for child support:
Mosaic paying Bobby Alston for hours he clearly never worked:
Well dressed panhandlers thanks to Tracy Novick:
Sonya “Boom-Boom” Conner found guilty for Kelley Square blockade:
Guy pulled over in Sturbridge with car full of drugs:
Seriously, if you’re not following Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, get on that. Margaret’s poetry might have replaced Brett Killoran’s colorful insults as the greatest Turtleboy sideshow yet to date. Don’t forget to vote for Margaret Melican for Worcester’s best poet.
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