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Pajama-Clad DCF Veteran Moms Rush To Defend Meat Wallet Who Set Off Amber Alert And Tried Killing Her Child In Charlton Last Night

Pajama-Clad DCF Veteran Moms Rush To Defend Meat Wallet Who Set Off Amber Alert And Tried Killing Her Child In Charlton Last Night

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Last night you might’ve got a text message alert about this Amber Alert out of Worcester:

Well they found her, and the Mom was arrested in Charlton last night with the girl in  her car. No one was hurt. But it could’ve been a lot worse since Mom was threatening to hurt herself and the child. And she wasn’t playing either. When the cops found her she was actively trying to kill herself and her daughter, and is now facing charges for attempted murder:

Massachusetts State Police said that when troopers located Rickheit’s car in the woods in Charlton, Rickheit and her daughter were in the car, the car was running and the tailpipe had been stuffed with clothing, blocking the exhaust. Troopers said they found Rickheit and her daughter either sleeping or unconscious in the car. A trooper was able to smash the window of the car to remove the child and Rickheit. Two ambulances were called to the scene and the girl was taken to UMass Medical Center. Rickheit was taken to St. Vincent’s Hospital in Worcester. The girl is reported to be in good condition and Rickheit, who was kept under police guard, was held at the State Police Barracks in Sturbridge and will be arraigned on charges of attempted murder, assault and battery on a child and reckless endangerment of a child.

Mom is a real winner….

She frequently posts on her Facebook page about how bad all her ex’s and baby daddy’s are:

Was she abused? I dunno. Doesn’t really matter though. She took the kid when she couldn’t take the kid. Then she tried to kill the kid. I don’t believe a word she says. If the mother is not the custodial parent, then she done fucked up. And there’s probably a really, really good reason for it. It takes a lot in Massachusetts for a mother to completely lose custody of her child. And I don’t trust anyone who feels like venting on Facebook about it is a suitable remedy for the problem.

She claims it’s hard to raise her child without assistance:

Yea, I’m sure she doesn’t get any assistance. Definitely. Another Salter School grad putting her cardboard diploma to good use!

Thank God the child is OK. Now, most normal people would cooperate with the State Police after they put out an Amber Alert like this. Custody disputes like this happen all the time, and it’s highly unlikely the MSP would make such a big deal about it if the child wasn’t in immediate harm’s way. But on the Worcester Police Facebook page the pajama-clad “DCF took my kids one time, so I always side with my fellow ratchets” patrol was out in full force, led by this ass clown:

John David. Worcester’s most notorious dumpster diving Grafton Hill gutterslug.

Think he’s helping out? Fuck out of here!!

The fact that John David has strong opinions about what DCF does to families is the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard. Anyone with this strong of an opinion about what families do to DCF, probably at one point lost their kids to DCF for a very, very good reason. Good thing he took this principled stand though. It’s not like Mom was trying to kill her daughter or anything like that.

Then there was this:

That’s some sort of Worcester MCAS dialect of the English language. But what he is trying to say is that the mother “deserves” to be with the daughter, even though she state says she doesn’t at that time. Plus, everyone makes mistakes. Some of us forget to buy milk at Honey Farms, others kidnap their children and try to murder them. It’s all relative.

Oh snap!!! Never thought of that!! Maybe the girl ended up in her car by magic. That’s cray yo!!

Then came the “I once lost my kid to DCF so I naturally side with the deadbeat” mafia:

Yea, unless you actually were there and heard her make the threats, you don’t know if she’s actually a threat. State Police issues Amber Alerts all the time when they’re not really necessary.

Yea Cassie, it would be awesome if Mom can get back together with her child. Especially since she tried killing the child last night. This coming from a woman whose face just screams, “Only God can judge.”

Yea Aile, the system is the one that’s in the wrong here. Not the mentally unstable woman who tried gassing her child in her sleep last night.

Yea, DCF don’t know what “their” doing. And if you can’t trust a middle aged, Newport light reeking woman who uses the cat filter and phrases like “I’m a boss” while posting cock pictures on Facebook all day, then who can ya trust?

Looks like she’s changed her tune now that the facts have come out though:

Yea, before this news came out I thought she was taking the girl out for ice cream. Because the State Police would waste everyone’s time by putting out an Amber Alert if they thought she was harmless.

Some even said that Mom was doing the “right thing”:

Because if you don’t agree with a court decision involving custody of your child, the right thing to do is kidnap them, set off an Amber Alert, and then try to murder your kid. Marilyn Kunu is originally from Sierra Leone, but currently lives in Haverhill:

It’s not every day you move from an impoverished third world country, only to find out you were better off in Africa than you are in Haverhill. Hey Marilyn – you aren’t in Sierra Leone anymore. In America we don’t just go around kidnapping children. I’ve seen Blood Diamond before. I get it. But here in the United States when we don’t like what the government does, we don’t kidnap children and declare war on them.

Then the run-on sentence finer things club stopped by to drop their pearls of wisdom:

No wonder these skagbags are always pregnant. They can never find a period.

Anyway, glad to hear the child was OK. Anxiously awaiting the “free my boi” followups from the DCF Veteran Moms Mafia.



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33 Comment(s)
  • Jamaican Jen
    August 11, 2017 at 6:02 am

    Well hello there, Obama’s brother lives in a mud hut in Africa on $20 a years. Obama and Michelle don’t send him one dime but they sent your money to anyone with who no hablo.

  • gfldgadfly
    August 10, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    Got that alert all the way out in westbuttfuckgreenfield .
    Never trust a bitch with no eyebrows unless she’s in chemo. Just sayin.

  • anonymouse
    August 10, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    “No wonder these skagbags are always pregnant. They can never find a period.”

    hahahhahahahaha classic

  • JustL
    August 10, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    Great article, and I love you guys. However, if you are going to rip on the “MCAS dialect of the English language,” you might want to employ a better editor. Maybe just write and not pick on someone else’s use of the language? I will keep reading and forwarding – just trying to be helpful and trying to keep you credible…

  • Kegger
    August 10, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    While not passing judgment or implying that the Amber alert system is not a great thing I will state I was none to pleased to be awoken at 11:28 pm for the alert on my phone . Glad the little girl is okay and I hope the mom gets the help she needs . Great job by the Charlton police .

    • Millhouse
      August 10, 2017 at 7:23 pm

      Cops pranked the entire state with that, time like this I ask what would BS (Bart Simpson) do with that power? Mwahh ha ha

  • Strata
    August 10, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    Awesome take TB

  • YokelLocal
    August 10, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    Another Niglet kicked up to grandma and grandpa to raise as thanks for years of ‘everyone gets a trophy’ and ‘you do you’ parenting.

    • they keep multiplying
      August 10, 2017 at 7:36 pm

      That’s how we got Obama, a village in Kenya is still missing it’s idiot.

    • WTF
      August 10, 2017 at 9:31 pm

      No need to call the little girl names – children don’t choose their parents. She’s gotten a raw deal, and that has nothing to do with race.

  • KFC
    August 10, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Don’t understand the Caucasian cock cake, from the evidence she rides dark meat. Remember dark meat is bad for you, high cholesterol.

  • Sterlingsilva
    August 10, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    5’11”? Large build? So WOULD!

  • wyme
    August 10, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    Sorry but its plain to see for anyone not involved in dcf. They hire hacks who can’t cut it in the private sector. I bet half the people working for that agency have had kids taken away at one point. Kind of like most drug councilors have dealt with drug problems before.

    • Johnny5
      August 10, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      i’ve never had to deal with DCF but i’ll take their word for it 100 times out of 100 compared vs. the disgusting fucks deatured on this site

  • John
    August 10, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    A Amber Alert must cost a lot to the taxpayers. Just getting the resources together in Mass. is just the start.

  • Stunt Penis
    August 10, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    Kid looks like she has a permanent tan.

    Guess that explains why dad isn’t in the picture

  • They call me Ponch
    August 10, 2017 at 1:37 pm


    All this shit goes on while you are at work.

    And you motherfuckers pay for it.

  • Wtf
    August 10, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    They mostly have shitty tattoos and jail house crap. I am covered with a lot of good tats that I love and put thought into. I am def not a low life or a ratchet. So not all tatted chicks are gross. That’s just an ignorant statement. Remember don’t judge a book by its cover. #facks

    • you should have studied
      August 10, 2017 at 7:29 pm

      “I am covered with a lot of good tats that I love and put thought into”

      If you had the ability to use critical thought…. You wouldn’t have any ink. I have included the definition of Critical Thinking for those of you who believe it means to be negative although in this case a negative critique is the inescapable conclusion. People with ink are fools for many reasons.

      “Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered from, or generated by, observation, experience, reflection, reasoning, or communication, as a guide to belief and action.”

    • Leonard
      August 10, 2017 at 10:33 pm

      Wrong. All tatted chicks are gross. A little tat somewhere, sure. All tatted up. Gross.

  • "Peachy" is a FUCKIN' Scholar?
    August 10, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    Thanks “Peachy” for those valuable pearls of wisdom that you eschew! What incredible knowledge does Senior “Peachy” bestow upon our civilization?

  • Deval Patrick
    August 10, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    This is just another anecdote

  • bigdaddy
    August 10, 2017 at 12:07 pm

    DCF= Devals Cluster fuck

  • YUCK!
    August 10, 2017 at 11:59 am

    To John David:

    thanks for sharing the armpit hair with all of us! It certainly made my day!

  • Stunt Penis
    August 10, 2017 at 11:58 am

    I’ve been noticing lately a direct relationship between the number of tattoos these muppets have and their level of trashiness. The more tats, the higher the trash level.

    Tats are expensive, where do all the lowlifes get the money? Stupid question, I know.

    anyone know which illegal narcotics the mother is addicted to? Meth? Heroin?

    • Uh....What?
      August 10, 2017 at 1:09 pm

      Prison tattoos are bought with blow jobs. Real art costs money.

  • Johnny5
    August 10, 2017 at 11:52 am

    the photo of that Cassie “chick” is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen on this site

    • Stunt Penis
      August 10, 2017 at 12:00 pm

      Even scarier than the bikini pic of the gutterslug?

      I dig a chick with fat rolls I can save my sub sandwich in and retrieve it with extra cheese when I want it.

      • Johnny5
        August 10, 2017 at 12:14 pm

        the background scenery in her photo is AMAZING. Holy shit. How does your life evolve into that mess?

      • Johnny5
        August 10, 2017 at 12:15 pm

        those stretch marks made me want to vomit

    • FrightNight!
      August 10, 2017 at 12:05 pm

      it’s a constant Halloween look for her!

    • Penny
      August 10, 2017 at 12:58 pm

      It’s not her real face. She’s using the Facebook filter that makes her look like she’s been beaten by a bag of nickels.

    • Penny
      August 10, 2017 at 1:21 pm

      Never mind I thought you were talking about Melissa. Scroll down a little and Cassie will look like a goddess compared to the next face you see.

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