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    This Is What Selling Heroin In Southbridge Does To The Human Body

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    Meanwhile in Southbridge….

    This is what 35 years in Southbridge does to a person:

    She might be 35 in Dudley years, but in Southbridge years she’s closer to 84.

    Then there’s her partner in crime Ramon Rosada-Garcia:

    Fifty one. I shit you not. Fifty freaking one. He’s younger than Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Sandra Bullock, and Uncle Jesse. Although I think we can all agree that the celebrity he most resembles is Hector Salamanca:

    His face looks like my fingers when I stay in the pool for too long. This is what the combination of drugs and Southbridge does to a person.

    In all seriousness though, these people are scum. They’re not just addicts, they’re dealers. They sell poison to vulnerable people and ruin communities. Southbridge used to be a nice town back in the day. At least that’s what they tell me. But once the DTA office opened up it was like the ratchet mating call had been sounded.

     

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    Discussion

    1. The Vorlon


      Can we please get a bounty on these waste of oxygen?

      It would a civic bonus to thin the herd of these brain damaged parasites.

      At the very least gibe them a new tattoo–NO NARCAN across the forehead.

    2. The Executioner


      When I saw his pic the first thing I thought of was Hector on Breaking Bad..OMG

    3. Itsjustme


      Just reading the headline, and seeing the pictures I thought this was going to be about a 23 year old prostitute that looks 50, and her 80 year old client. They both look at least 25 years older than they are. My dad is 30 years older than him and looks much, much better. I need to make a collage of these people so on days I feel old I can look at it and think at least you look your age.

    4. Angel


      They had good stuff.

    5. Narcanista


      Can we distribute Zyklon instead of the Narcan?

    6. Independent Thinker


      This is a great example of what drugs, especially heroin, is doing to our society. It is destroying our society. Just look at the kid who OD’d on methadone this week. One of many examples.

      The so-called war on drugs isn’t working. One alternative is to legalize it and regulate it, but all that will do is take the criminal element out of it. The end result will probably be the same.

      The other, more radical approach, would be to execute all drug dealers. Start there and see what happens. You can’t do much to save the current addicts, but perhaps something can be done to prevent future generations from becoming addicts.

      1. Noseface


        Its actually a better example of what Puerto Ricans are doing to our society.

        1. Mayor Alex Morse


          And the Irish and the Poles

    7. Not wearing a flat brimmed bulls hat


      i like DNR tattoos

    8. Rich


      Southbridge celebrates diversity!!!

    9. They call me Ponch


      If Fred G. Sanford shaved his beard and had a kid it would look like this duo.

      And the G is for Go fuck yourself, you big dummy.

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