This Is What Selling Heroin In Southbridge Does To The Human Body
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Meanwhile in Southbridge….
This is what 35 years in Southbridge does to a person:
She might be 35 in Dudley years, but in Southbridge years she’s closer to 84.
Then there’s her partner in crime Ramon Rosada-Garcia:
Fifty one. I shit you not. Fifty freaking one. He’s younger than Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Sandra Bullock, and Uncle Jesse. Although I think we can all agree that the celebrity he most resembles is Hector Salamanca:
His face looks like my fingers when I stay in the pool for too long. This is what the combination of drugs and Southbridge does to a person.
In all seriousness though, these people are scum. They’re not just addicts, they’re dealers. They sell poison to vulnerable people and ruin communities. Southbridge used to be a nice town back in the day. At least that’s what they tell me. But once the DTA office opened up it was like the ratchet mating call had been sounded.
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