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Aaron Hernandez’ Prison Bitch Kyle Kennedy Filmed Himself On IG Racing 160 MPH On The Highway And Should Be Back In Jail In No Time 


Kyle Kennedy, AKA “Pure,” is best known as Aaron Hernandez’ prison bitch, who once had his attorney hold a press conference after Hernandez died claiming that Herenandez promised him a $50K rolex, and who once allegedly sold his soul in juvey for a Gameboy.


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He is now out of jail and his Instagram posts seem to indicate that he’ll be back there shortly (his page is private but he’ll let anyone follow who requests it). Here’s a video of dipshit driving 160 mph on the highway in a Maserati, which somehow he has acquired since leaving prison last month.

Perfectly normal. I’m not an attorney or anything, but I think going that fast is a little bit more than a speeding ticket, and may in fact be a felony. Good thing he filmed it and posted it on social media, and then accept Turtleboy’s follow request.

If you’ll recall, he went to jail where he became Aaron Hernandez’ play toy after being arrested in 2015 for robbing a convenience store and driving 110 mph on the highway in a failed attempt to escape.

So obviously his time in jail taught him a lot. Perhaps if he took some classes or reflected on how shitty jail was then he’d consider changing his ways. But instead he was engaging in gland to gland combat with the guy who would’ve been Super Bowl MVP if Wes Welker had just caught that fucking ball, and consequently he learned absolutely nothing.

He’s also wearing gold chains and cocaine shirts.

Waking up in Hilton suites with Louis Vutton on.

Referring to himself as a “big bag getta.”

Can someone please inform Mr. Pure that you can’t pretend to be gangsta if you’re on record claiming to be Aaron Hernandez’ cuddle buddy?

Based on his prison exit photos, he might’ve got that watch though.


I dunno, maybe he’s living off that interview money after he milked the media for all it was worth after his side piece killed himself.

Anyway, I reached out to Pure to see if he’d like to come on the live show but have yet to hear back from him. As always, our door is always open, kind of like Kyle’s bunghole.


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43 Comment(s)
  • Bobby
    December 29, 2019 at 1:58 am

    What I would like to see investigated is how this pillow biter gets all that money?

    Did Hernandez leave his bottom bitch some money in a will? Or is he some closeted, rich double kid from an affluent suburb? No way he is making that much and flaunting it by selling drugs. Unless he wants to go back to prison.

  • Anonymous
    December 28, 2019 at 8:53 am

    What about Kyles girlfriend Joselle Turner?

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    December 27, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Guaranteed that when this scrawny little fanook farts….it doesn’t make a sound.

    • Atwells Ave
      December 27, 2019 at 11:14 pm

      Merry Christmas Ray.
      Place is not the same without you.

  • Walter "My ass itches too" Bird
    December 27, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    I hear this ink blot has a non-retentive anal cavity. He shits his low hanging pants. His seal is damaged beyond repair.

  • whatevuh
    December 27, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    can you just imagine this trashbag coming into your company for a job interview? LMAO Let’s get real, he’ll either be back in prison in a short while, or get shot to death, he can’t survive out in the wild.

  • John Blutarsky
    December 27, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    He looks exactly like every prison bitch evah! I’ll bet that greasy little shit gives a helluva blow job.

  • Renfro
    December 27, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    He sucked a filthy Puerto Rican spics dick
    I hope he comes down with the virus and dies a slow death

    Thank you lord Jesus for the AIDs virus and president Donald J Trump

    • And Ren...
      December 27, 2019 at 6:42 pm

      ….don’t forget to thank me, your Dad, Juan Rodriguez Ramirez.

      Please come home for NYE.

  • Uncle kraft
    December 27, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    There’s nothing wrong with me liking little boys. TB got fired for grooming a boy too. He’s just like me.

    • Giselle Bumchin
      December 27, 2019 at 7:26 pm

      Tom Brady did nothing of the sort.

  • Rachael Rollins
    December 27, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Leave him alone.He has been through enough already.

    • Fake Rant Queen
      December 31, 2019 at 11:41 am

      True dat! Because 160 mph is NOT a violent crime. /s

  • Where the hood at
    December 27, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    I show no love to Homo thugs, How you gonna Explain Fuckin a man? Even if we squash the beef I ain’t touchin ya hand-Dr Malcom X sorry DMX same shit both black

  • Wesley Snipes
    December 27, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    Roll over Pure.You know how this goes.Bite the pillow.

    I’m gonna give you a welcome home “Pink Sock.”

  • lol
    December 27, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    meh. post more photos of cambridge tunaflaps.

    • a
      December 30, 2019 at 10:04 am

      Lol. Kyle, is that you?

      This dude I work with was going on and on about Tunaflaps. Apparently she has a fan base now.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 27, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    In the land of faggots with flat brimmed bulls hats, he is king.

  • The Grand Leveller
    December 27, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    LOL “Ina King Sweet” what a fucking retard. How are the uneducated getting so rich?

  • Osky
    December 27, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Reason number one-billion-and-ten this universe is fucked. This prison bitch piece of shit shouldn’t be free – but shouldn’t be living the good life, either.

  • Interesting
    December 27, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Between this guy and Mahomes girlfriend Uncle Turtleboy sure seems to have a weird obsession with people who get to fuck football players.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    December 27, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    It just boggles my mind that he’s a human being. Love the face tats, too. LOL

  • Hate Wetbacks
    December 27, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    Jail? How about the cops spray an AR-15 into his brain?

    • Su Madre
      December 27, 2019 at 12:41 pm

      Te maldigo 1000 veces por puerca!

  • Ghost Cowboy
    December 27, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy likes to take it in the ass, the Ghost Cowboy can’t get enough anal, the Ghost Cowboy wants his pounded!

  • grapids
    December 27, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    26 of the past consecutive “articles” have been authored / published by none other than UTB himself.
    Mainly recycled shit, same names, same issues, different day.
    Where are all of your contributors? Where’s Bristol, the overweight pancake makeup stoolie rat queen? Where’s SouthShore? Were you promising them a cut of the revenue and didn’t come through (just sayin’, I may have heard that on the streets, maybe not).
    No more Josh exposes? Too many lawyers contacting you? Are you expecting another day in court with him?
    It was fun for a while there MR. TB, but your pasty white faced manlet body persona has run it’s course.
    See you soon!

    • This has to be Joe Orga
      December 27, 2019 at 12:21 pm

      Has to be. You being catfished and the Orga Scream made my 2019, you are such a douche!

    • Yup
      December 27, 2019 at 12:27 pm

      Got to be Orga, stabbing at TB from the depths of irrelevancy.

      Step aside Joe, your 15 minutes are long up.

    • Tired of Idiots
      December 27, 2019 at 2:24 pm

      TB thanks you for the clicks on his pages…you fucking retard.

    • Joa Orga is a pasty ginger pedophile
      December 27, 2019 at 4:45 pm

      Greasy ginger cunt Joa Orga whatts the matter fab boy? Are you upset that your little bitch boy butt buddy Josh is still locked up hahaha. You need to get a fucking life and move out of moms basement and stop Ubering people in your soccer mom rape van.. the world would be a much better place if you, bitchtits Josh and rape me Elmo aka Anselmo would all pull a Jeffrey Epstein since you’re so obsessed with him.

  • Judge dread
    December 27, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    Anyone recognize that interior? I drive BMW and Germans typically use use orange or red. Maybe a Lexus?

    Hey bitch, if you gave a shit about the safety of other people you would rock that ECU chipped car of yours on the TRACK. Not on i95 in some type of I have an acorn for a penis super glued to my genital region shit show.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 27, 2019 at 12:24 pm


      • Juan Manuel Fangio
        December 27, 2019 at 3:21 pm

        MAYBE 160 kmh. NO WAY that was 160 MPH. What probably really happened was he was in a Mazda (pronounced with a really bad hoodrat accent) rental from Canada and doesn’t understand the metric system. He was doing 60 MPH and a VW passed him, he tried to get to 100 MPH but couldn’t.
        A Maserati, and in fact the VW next to it, doing 160 MPH would sound a lot meaner then your average Massachusetts commute.

        • Judge dread
          December 27, 2019 at 4:01 pm

          Yah Man U have to ECU chip you’re car to break 155 mph. All cars are limited to this.

        • Bob
          December 29, 2019 at 2:05 am

          It’s MPH, at the last second pause the video.

      • Kyle
        January 29, 2020 at 7:25 pm


  • You had me at flat brimmed bulls hat
    December 27, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    Point made and proven, every time.

  • Take His Money
    December 27, 2019 at 11:59 am

    They should make this giant turd pay the taxpayers back all the money it cost to keep him in prison. Instead of him flashing cars and watches that he earned as a result of getting ass fucked in jail

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    December 27, 2019 at 11:56 am

    I think he got his nickname of “Pure” when a prison tattoo artist mis-spelled the word “Pube”.

    Under “Cunt” in the dictionary there’s just a picture of Pube flashing his gang signs to a row of gay men. Possibly the Village People, I’m not sure.


  • bigdaddy
    December 27, 2019 at 11:52 am

    Flat brimmed Bulls cap but no bottle of henny? What kind of hood thug does he think he is

  • He missed jail
    December 27, 2019 at 11:51 am

    He probably says the N-word a lot can’t the brothers do something about guys like this ? brothers are you listening ? yes I’m a white guy I’m just saying if I was black and some will puke like this said it anywhere near me I’d smash his face in Or any other little white boy dip shit like this

    • Missed jail
      December 27, 2019 at 11:52 am

      Misses !

    • Clarence Woods Emerson
      Uncle Turtle Boy
      December 27, 2019 at 6:29 pm

      Then the blacks who beat him too a bloodied pulp contract his ass aids!
      Talk about killing 2 birds with one stone #winning 🙂

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