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In the least surprising news ever, residents of Webster woke up to gunshots today.
Police in Webster are currently investigating a shooting on Robinson Street. According to a tweet, the department said that, while they don’t have reason to believe the suspect is in the area, they are canvassing for evidence. Police said no one was injured in the incident, but a house was struck from the shots as they were fired from the street.
If there was a shooting in Webster, then there’s a 99.9% chance it involves multiple people who have previously appeared on Turtleboy. That’s just science. And a turtle rider listening to the scanner this morning heard two names – Josh Crombie and Cam Andrews. Sound familiar? You may remember Crombie from the Mariah and the Hoodrats gang. They’re a local plague who brings down property value, fights with the cops, and NECN featured them on their channel whining about brutality.
The Mad TV kid sure got ghetto real quickly. A chinstrap and flat brimmed hat will do that to ya.
The other name heard on the scanner was Cam Andrews, who also has been known to role with Moriah and the hoorats.
According to his brother it was his house that was shot at.
Plus, Cam has been trying to get us to blog about Josh for a while now.
It’s not confirmed that this beef is Turtleboy-related.
Again, no one has been arrested for this yet, but according to sources listening to the scanner, the plates on the car they’re looking for came back to Crombie’s Mom, who is also a real peach.
They actually parked the car got out shot it up and then got back in the car and drove off. Was it Josh Crombie? I dunno, because I’m not a cop. All I know is the no one actually got shot in this shooting, which is the most Webster part about this story. Don’t worry though, they’ll be back in Webduh in no time, looking to sell their shitty weed and continue to make sure that Webster always remains on Turtleboy.