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According To The Police Scanner The Cops Are Looking For A Very Turtleboy Famous Webster Hoodrat Whose Mom’s Car Was At The Scene Of A Failed Shooting This Morning

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In the least surprising news ever, residents of Webster woke up to gunshots today.

Police in Webster are currently investigating a shooting on Robinson Street. According to a tweet, the department said that, while they don’t have reason to believe the suspect is in the area, they are canvassing for evidence. Police said no one was injured in the incident, but a house was struck from the shots as they were fired from the street.

If there was a shooting in Webster, then there’s a 99.9% chance it involves multiple people who have previously appeared on Turtleboy. That’s just science. And a turtle rider listening to the scanner this morning heard two names – Josh Crombie and Cam Andrews. Sound familiar? You may remember Crombie from the Mariah and the Hoodrats gang. They’re a local plague who brings down property value, fights with the cops, and NECN featured them on their channel whining about brutality.



The Mad TV kid sure got ghetto real quickly. A chinstrap and flat brimmed hat will do that to ya.

The other name heard on the scanner was Cam Andrews, who also has been known to role with Moriah and the hoorats.



According to his brother it was his house that was shot at.

Plus, Cam has been trying to get us to blog about Josh for a while now.

It’s not confirmed that this beef is Turtleboy-related.

Again, no one has been arrested for this yet, but according to sources listening to the scanner, the plates on the car they’re looking for came back to Crombie’s Mom, who is also a real peach.

They actually parked the car got out shot it up and then got back in the car and drove off. Was it Josh Crombie? I dunno, because I’m not a cop. All I know is the no one actually got shot in this shooting, which is the most Webster part about this story. Don’t worry though, they’ll be back in Webduh in no time, looking to sell their shitty weed and continue to make sure that Webster always remains on Turtleboy. 

23 Comment(s)
  • DJ
    January 10, 2019 at 9:23 am

    I am sorry but the 3 shirtless dudes trying to look tough made me laugh so hard and then the picture of Mariah and her gangsta n×ggas was priceless. The skinny dude in the red shirt looks wicked tough. I think my 7 year old could beat him up. Can you imagine if these tough gangsta boys were dropped off in like the Bronx or Crompton, California and try to be all bad ass.. They would be crying to come home to the mean streets if Webduh!! Wicked funny.

  • Shaved Grape
    January 9, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    Somehow we all know that 860 money crew is involved in this serious gangsta activity. Scrapping copper isn’t bringing in the paper it used to.

  • Clitty Litter
    January 9, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    I try to forget Webster exists.
    It’s impossible, like trying not to take a shit. Never works.

  • whatevuh
    January 9, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Webster, where dreams go to die . . . .

  • they might like prison
    January 9, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    3 males in their teens or early 20’s taking pics smiling like that with their pants down and shirts off…..

    If they were at Punahou High they would have all the drugs they wanted, worked for Barry Soetoro.

    • whatevuh
      January 9, 2019 at 6:25 pm

      not sure about anyone else, but I have no fucking clue what you’re talking about

      • The Explanation Guy
        January 10, 2019 at 9:40 am

        B. H. Obama, in his formative years, enjoyed smoking marijuana with his well-heeled friends at Punahou, and may or may not have been on the “down low.” He was sometimes known as “Barry” in his youth, and Soetoro is the family name of his step father, Lolo Soetoro.

  • JimmyBooms
    January 9, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    I can’t see them from my boat unless they drive on Thompson Rd.

  • Donna
    January 9, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    I warned you and you laughed! This is what happens when kids smoke the marijuana!

  • Word
    January 9, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Turtleboy needs to get on Team Crombie. He’s got wheels and a gat, a slice of pizza, skinny boy abs and ain’t none of that sister fucking going on neither 

  • Y
    January 9, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    MAC AGGIN = CAM N!GGA (his words)
    TBS, I hope you took-up Cam on his offer to “blast” Josh.
    Nothing better than a ratchet beef…make that sh!t happen.
    PS, I wonder if Rannnndallllllll Gay and Cam are related???

  • Bob smith
    January 9, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    Word on the street is Cam raped his sister when he was 16 also. So yeah, pieces of shit all the way around.

    • Sulfer Powder
      January 9, 2019 at 2:12 pm

      Jesus Christ Bob. If that’s true, they are beyond pieces of shit. Christ! That’s Fuckin awful!

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 9, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    The mom has that nice Alcohol/ Newport skin glow Fuckin rosacia on steroids…

  • ElJefe72
    January 9, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Crombie’s mom looks like a ratchet version of Angela from The Office.

  • Rats Nest
    January 9, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    I love seeing jokers like this! I always picture them in their old age looking like Keith Richards, only with no money, no brains, and living in the classiest housing authority homes around. The baggy pants by that time are baggy cause they shit themselves… Fuckin Brain Donors

  • Randall Gay
    January 9, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    I would so love to be the Lucky Pierre in that group of sexy young boys.

  • Professor McFeeley
    January 9, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    Cam Andrews fucked his mom’s boyfriend on the porch?

    I tried Google Translate on this gibberish and that’s what was returned.

  • Turdchomper
    January 9, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    Nuffin says vice lord 4realz gangsta like taking Mom’s car to do a drive by

  • no surprise
    January 9, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Cory is Cam brother too. Check out their father who is in jail, for raping his own daughter. There are like 6 kids. The mother is a drunk. Laurie Carlson Andrews.

    • no surprise
      January 9, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      The mother lost all of the children because of the rape of the child. They have all been in various foster homes. Posted Jun 7, 2011 at 12:01 AM
      A 48-year-old Level 3 sex offender allegedly raped a 14-year-old relative, according to a police report.

      Harry D. Andrews, 6 Wildrose St., was arraigned in Dudley District Court last week on charges of assault to rape a child, which allegedly occurred last week, and rape of a child with force, which police said occurred four years ago.

      Mr. Andrews was being held on $5,000 bail and had yet to enter a plea yesterday. He was ordered to wear a GPS monitor and have no contact with children if he is released from the Worcester County Jail and House of Correction in West Boylston.

      A Level 3 sex offender is believed to have a high risk to re-offend.

      At his arraignment, a prosecutor also noted that Mr. Andrews has a prior conviction for rape of a child and a record of defaulting in court.

      According to the state sex offender registry board, Mr. Andrews was convicted of assault with intent to commit a rape and indecent assault and battery on a person 14 or older in 1981, and rape of a child with force in 1987.

  • Open Season On Ratchets
    January 9, 2019 at 11:58 am

    They should have a no bag limit $500 a head bounty on all of these ratchets. It would not even require law abiding citizens or cops to do a damn thing. They would grease each other and it would be a bright shiny day again in 72 hours.

  • Oooh-la-la
    January 9, 2019 at 11:24 am

    What a pathetic group of chuds !
    The trio in the sagging shorts are such stud- muffins. Lol

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