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Airhead Chud Clown Gets Roasted On West Warwick PD Facebook Page After He Gets Caught Breaking Into A Marked Police Car

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From the West Warwick PD Facebook page:

So a couple of West Warwick officers were getting some munchkins at 3am and this chudmuffin, all hopped up on “glazed donuts”, chose that time to break into vehicles and of all the cars he chooses a MARKED police vehicle.

This is dumber than dumb. Could there be an easier arrest?

It’s not surprising considering this is David’s social media presence:

Much like his mugshot, he literally has no idea what planet he’s on.

What else can I say? Don’t eat too many glazed donuts and don’t break into marked police cruisers. Sometimes common sense isn’t so common.


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3 Comment(s)
  • FatFingr Lou
    July 3, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    C’mon, it’s like watching a black bear or raccoon at this point, shoot it with a dart, check it’s teeth, weigh it, then drop it off in a safe place 100 miles away.

    Put the release on YouTube…slowwwly… open….the ….gate….GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!..shoot it in the ass with bean bags and paint balls until it runs under a bridge.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    July 3, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    Another Bernie bro making headlines.

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 3, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    Actually, common sense is virtually non-existent these days. And we keep breeding more “people” who are congenitally incapable of acquiring common sense.

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