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All-Star Dad Posts Pics And Videos Making Kids Cry While Upsetting DCF Workers During Supervised Visit, Gutterslug DCF Moms Come Out In Full Force

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A bunch of people sent us this post from a Fitchburg father that went viral after he posted images of his children and their clothes during a DCF supervised visit in Leominster:

Alright, first of all, anyone who does something like this, rather than going to the police, simply cannot be trusted. Who posts pictures of their children like this on Facebook for the world to see?

Secondly, why the hell do you not have custody of your kids? And please, spare the bullshit swan song all the ratchet DCF Moms always whine about. No, this can’t happen to just anyone. You have to earn that shit. Know what I was never worried about when I was growing up? DCF coming into our house and putting us in a foster home. My kids won’t have to worry about that either. Because normal, good parents, cannot ever relate to something like this.

Thirdly, listen to the DCF worker in the background of the video:

This guy admittedly has not seen his children in a month. And instead of enjoying the limited amount of time he has with them he’s recording himself on Facebook Live as he’s whining about how a pair of dry socks are “saturated in urine.” Because it’s not really about them, it’s about him.

Meanwhile the DCF worker, who probably has to deal with honor’s scholars like this on a daily basis, was pointing out the obvious:

“The kids are getting very upset. Can you just visit with them?”

You can hear the children in that video. They’re clearly unhappy. Probably because their father, who they see about as often as a full moon, is causing a ruckus in the DCF visiting room.

Notice he doesn’t bother explaining or looking into how the kids got like that. According to Facebook doctors those aren’t even rashes:

I’ll tell you what didn’t happen though. Their foster parents didn’t neglect them like an Appalachian stepchild, forget to put them in clothes that aren’t soaked in urine, and then hand them off to the father and hope he didn’t notice.

Someone asked Dad the obvious question – why are they in state custody in the first place. His answer was glorious:

Tough line of questioning. I can see why he’d be confused.

Someone else tried and they got a little more out of him:

“I never even lost custody.” Except….you did. That’s why they’re in DCF care in the first place – because you don’t have custody.

Hey, I have a couple theories on why he doesn’t have custody. For starters he’s posting pictures of himself flashing hundred dollar bills:

Lots of people do stuff like that who AREN’T drug dealers.

Lots of quality parents use words like “fleek” in their every day vocabulary:

Lots of good Dads roll like this:

And what child wouldn’t want to live in a cockroach infested lair, complete with a mattress on the floor without any sheets?

He might not have his kids, but he’s got those chains, gold watches, and flat brimmed hats though. #Priorities

I reacted to his post in this manner because I’m a normal parent who will never, ever be in danger of losing custody of his children to the state. Ever. And I will never, ever feel sympathy for people like this. Do you understand how hard it is to lose custody of your kids to DCF. There are awful people out there who get to keep their little crotch nuggets, because it’s nearly impossible to lose your parental rights to the state. You have to earn that shit.

Unfortunately his post was like a sounding call for every ratchet DCF parent in a 100 mile radius to spout off on how much they hate the people who take care of their children because they’re such spectacular failures that they can’t raise the kids themselves.

They brought up a lot of good points, such as, “sue them bitches”:

How the concerned DCF worker, is a “bitch in the background who needs to be SMACKED the fuck up”:

The CNA’s chimed in with their diagnosis:

While others suggested petitioning the White House and pointing out that “this ain’t right”:

Now it’s time to meet the DCF Moms. Let’s start with Courtney Wehmeyer. She’s a real catch:

She of course lost custody of her kids to DCF, but it totally wasn’t her fault. It was over “something stupid,” and now they took her kids because they didn’t get her free healthcare fast enough:

She’s not happy about her case worker:

“She does nothing but like and try to talk down to me.”

Well….yea. You’re at the bottom of society’s food chain. Is she supposed to talk up to you? You’re a ratchet from Gardner who does’t have custody of her kids. Everyone you’ve ever spoken has been above you. But yea, you should definitely tell them that you’re “no longer meeting with them.” That should help get your kids back.

Shocking that a trophy baby momma like this would be taking the spam javelin from a vokestached chuderino.


Next up was Keyshla Hiraldo.

She hates DCF workers and foster parents. Especially the white ones:

Yea, white people be nasty. Not Keyshla though:

She’s fupacalifragilisticexpialidocious!!

And since the door had been opened to post pictures of your child in DCF custody, Trish Fuller decided to jump in:

She’s really upset and claims that her kids are being abused:

Nevertheless, despite the fact that she’s such a deadbeat parent who has lost custody of her four children, it sure as hell hasn’t stopped her from preparing to fire another tax break (lol, I’m sure they pay taxes) out of her baby bazooka:

Don’t you dare be mentioning that though:

“They took my kids cause I called my DCF worker out.”

Oh yea, it’s always wise to “call your DCF worker out.” It’s also perfectly normal to have a DCF worker in the first place.

Up next in the airing of grievances was Samantha Hubbard from the south shore:

A great way to make sure your daughter’s hairstyle is the way you like it is not lose custody of them in the first place. Just sayin.

Why’d she lose custody anyway? Wonder if it had to do with her arrest for assaulting a police officer?

Samantha Hubbard, of 1051 Main St. Apt. 1 in Walpole, was charged with assault and battery on a police officer, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace.

Nah, that can’t be it. It’s the corrupted state’s fault:

You know you’ve gone full ratchet when you’re comparing DCF case workers with other splooge queens you’ve never met on Facebook.

Hey, I know a great way to get your kids back Samantha – maybe stop posting pictures like this all over your public Facebook page:

Then there was Amanda Cooper:

Yup, I’m sure that’s what happened. They’re burning your kid’s fingers off. Of course you’d know what really happened to your kid if you hadn’t lost custody of him. Maybe it had something to do with your shoplifting habit:

Although the company you keep might have more to do with it:

Oh yea, she’s buddies with Mariah Moriarty. One of the most infamous, repeat Turtleboy characters of all time. Who would’ve thought that hanging out with a chick who tried to literally cut her boyfriend’s nuts off in a Sturbridge motel room would lead to bad things?

Does the name Amber Loiselle ring a bell?

Old school turtle riders remember her. She’s the one who allowed the animal who knocked her up to nearly kill her 7 year old son Jack in Hardwick in 2015. Why did the Dad have the child? Because Amber wanted to get her swerve on and didn’t have time to raise no kid:

“After the baby was born, Loiselle said, she had a very busy schedule and often only saw him briefly after work, before going out with friends at night.” While acknowledging that she was “19, and I was stupid,” she maintained that she “never abandoned my child … He’s my world.”

Shockingly she’s not a fan of the turtle:

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Although generally speaking, most people who don’t believe in personal accountability disfavor our hot takes.

Meanwhile, rational people who asked good questions were getting absolutely annihilated by the ricearoni patrol, led by Savannah Lynn:

With a name like Savannah Lynn you’re pretty much destined to settle down in Webster for a nice career as the daytime shift dancer at Mario’s Showplace.

Savannah really hated any line of questioning that didn’t involve blaming everything on DCF:

She wasn’t the only one either….


No they don’t. The last thing DCF wants to do is take a kid from a home. You have to earn that shit. But yea, I guess once you bust out the caps lock facts don’t matter nearly as much as volume.

So what next? Time for a petition y’all:

I pray to God Maria Rodriguez wrote the petition. It must read like Chapter 1 of Flowers for Algernon.

Naturally they all want Dad to go to the news:

Turtlegram and Gazette, Fox 25, WCVB. They know who will fall for the bullshit and who won’t. Notice the only guy who suggested the only real news source in town didn’t get any love:

Sorry Leon, but the word is out – Turtleboy doesn’t fall for bullshit. We actually look into leads we get and find out the real story behind the story. And the fact of the matter is in this situation that Deadbeat Diego cared more about being Facebook famous than he did about spending his limited quality time visiting with his children.

45 Comment(s)
  • Dick Cheney
    January 14, 2018 at 3:35 am

    This post gave me Hep-C

  • To the DCF mommy’s
    January 13, 2018 at 7:50 am

    There must be something wrong with me. I had my first child at 24 and my second at 29. I honest to god think I have gone out maybe 5 times without them since they were born and that was to go to a funeral or some kind of appointment where I couldn’t bring them to. When I became pregnant my life was no longer about me. It was about my children. And because I decided to be a mother and grow up so that I could give them a good life “surprise” never meet a DCF worker in my life. And what’s even sadder is most of these girls had babies at ten so it’s not like they won’t be able to have their lives back in a few years. By the time their kids are old enough to be home alone, the moms should be legal drinking age. These broads should have kept their legs shut. The only people that get hurt are the children they never wanted to begin with. If you really care about the well being of your children you don’t do anything that would cause DCF to even look in your direction.

  • Lay Z
    January 12, 2018 at 7:07 am

    The only thing my boy done right is vidoetizing da proof. Once his bitch gets outta prison she’ll get his kids back n be given him his checks. Why should strangers be gettin paid by the state for the work he done? They didn’t make no babies.

  • Lay Z
    January 12, 2018 at 6:50 am

    The first mistake my nigga made was goin an seein his kidz. You done your job as the father you made em. you don’t go around pickin up socks like some house nigga!

    • 123
      January 13, 2018 at 2:43 pm

      Jesus Christ speak English. It’s really not that hard, I promise.

  • TJB
    January 11, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    DCF dad….” You people are not taking care of my children!” Well lets get them a room at the Hilton hotel, private teachers and gym membership.

  • Wanda
    January 11, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    Turtle Boy are your statements factual? Do you know the particulars of this case? I’ve been young, had drinks, gone to parties and dressed up. Thankfully social media wasn’t a thing. It didn’t make me a bad parent though.

    I think the focus here should be these horrific photos. If I found my children in this state and I was young, social media would probably be somewhere a frustrating situation was posted. I don’t judge people by their looks. I can’t dismiss the children arbitrarily because this man has pictures with his friends and presents himself differently than I do.

    Here I’m looking at pictures of how children were found while within state custody. That’s the point here. They weren’t with the parents. Deflecting to focus on the Dad is a disservice to these children. This is the same office that was in charge of Jeremiah Oliver’s case. That poor little one is dead. I’d say it’s definitely worth looking into rather than attempting to brush it under the carpet.

    I’ve briefly looked over your posts, hopefully you don’t put a malicious target on my back because I don’t agree with your post.

  • SWAT be taken yo baby
    January 11, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Coming to get all your babies you gutter slugs
    Lock the doors oops you got no doors you drug dealing pos Swat already be taken that shit down

  • Local real local
    Local real local
    January 11, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    The opening paragraph for the children and family panel states “dcf has seized custody of more children in the last two years than any other year”. The system favors the state for two reasons: they operate in that juvenile court which is a kangaroo court and second, there is no jury. Their lawyer appears in court everyday and he has the pulse of the judge and court personnel. Most often the parents get that Cpcs panel which is filled with very few good lawyers. Many are right out of law school and don’t know a motion from a bowel movement. The defense system breeds apethey and incompetence. Now, add the parents frustration and the process only gets worse for people who need help the most. Hiring a private lawyer is just not an option, the costs are absorbidant.

    The Oliver case has shined a light on lazy, ignorant social workers. Unfortunately, the father was trying to get custody away from the mother but was too late. The social worker stonewalled the father and his lawyer. The worker stuck to her report and the dcf Office supported the report and their worker. No one truly looked into the case but rather turned the case into a battle of wills between the system and the father. Society lost the day they found his body in a suitcase.

    The solution: (1) get judges to allow the defendant to pick his own lawyer from either the panel or outside the panel. This would require a change in the review of the right to counsel. The selected attorney would be subject to the same hourly rate as the current panels which would not break the bank. (2) The state must be required to go through three defined attempts to cure the home situation meaning it’s not enough to hand out mass health and food stamps, the worker has to put sitters in place, work to get the parents employment (there are plenty of set aside labor jobs through the dua/det) and ensure the housing is better than average would most likely lead to good schools and better environment. The photograph of the guy in his apartment with no sheets, bedroom door off the hinges, and demonstrative of living in a dump is exactly my point. We are playing for this, it costs more to go to court and seize custody.

    TB I think you may have this wrong. The father might be in the right.

    • Concerned for the Children
      January 11, 2018 at 9:39 pm

      I worked as a father advocate for a few years. Many times on the word of the mother fathers are often dismissed as an option for the children. The system is flawed and still often favors the mother regardless of the situation. It’s why assumptions this father is rotten and his kids are shit out of luck for what’s happening now in state custody is hard for me to see. On one hand people complain about dead beat dads while on the other the state dismisses fathers who want to be involved. In reading the post this Dad showed up with clothes, he was concerned about his children’s welfare, he’s almost in tears when talking about the socks. Instead of being quick to judge watch for the nuances of the emotion. We don’t know the facts but it’s something worth following up on. That baby doesn’t look good.

  • MM
    January 11, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Because he was such a shining star of keeping his kids safe and protected.

  • ***
    January 11, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    His “baby mama” is the biggest washed up whore in probably all of new England. Sad about the kids, but fuck them and the fact they still call themselves parents.

  • Ron Swanson
    January 11, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    Also kind of interesting how the DCF moms use the Jeremiah Oliver case as an example of a DCF screwup. The mistake DCF made in that case was NOT pulling him from his home when they should have, and he ended up dead in a suitcase on the side of Rt 190. This sperm donor deadbeat has to have a pretty bad history if DCF won’t let him have custody of his kids. I’ve seen them give kids back to parents with multiple criminal convictions, parents living in shelters, parents in rehab, etc. And where are all the grandparents and other family members who would get a fast track to be the foster parents if they were willing?

  • Sheik Yerbouti
    January 11, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    Ahhh, yes. Keyshla Hiraldo also hates white Americans. I have a use for her farm animal legs. I will hook her up to my slut cart and she will haul the other ghetto swine around for our amusement. I will strap a feed bag full of oats and plantains to her fat piggish head and have another feces-colored savage beat bongos so she thinks she’s back in the jungle and not in captivity. When I want her to stop making animal noises I will turn the lights off and she will sleep thinking it is nighttime.

    • Rare commentor
      January 11, 2018 at 7:02 pm

      I rarely comment but good Frank Zappa reference.

  • Ron Swanson
    January 11, 2018 at 11:55 am

    Less than half of 1% of all DCF foster kids come from families with two biological parents in a committed relationship living in the same home. Just saying…

    • GingyKidd
      January 12, 2018 at 2:39 am

      YES! Exactly my thought

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    January 11, 2018 at 9:51 am

    If all those responding to her on FB weren’t such gutter trash themselves, they wouldn’t have all this “experience” with DCF to share. You lost your kids because you’re trash and couldn’t take care of them properly, end of story . . . .

  • SVU
    January 11, 2018 at 8:57 am

    What I don’t get is why these people don’t realize that it’s their own doing that caused them to loose their children. DCF really does not want to take away kids for no reason. I have never been worried about DCF or anyone trying to take away my children. And anyone that I know that has lost their children, deserved it. And they had multiple chances before it actually happened and those children are better off. Take care of your children if you don’t want someone else to. It’s really not that hard. They don’t take them if your poor. They don’t take them if your homeless. They take them when you suck at being a parent.

    • howabout justina
      January 11, 2018 at 12:00 pm

      “And anyone that I know that has lost their children, deserved it.”

      Google Justina Pelletier…

      • SVU
        January 12, 2018 at 8:29 am

        Ya the girl who parents didn’t think the doctor was right? Boston Children’s hospital is amazing and whatever the reason was for the parentectomy, I’m sure it was a good enough one. I know children personally they have saved. And like I said before DCF does not want your kids. They want you to be a good parent. Not that hard

      • SVU
        January 12, 2018 at 9:56 am

        Oh and like you quoted me saying.. “Anyone that I know who has lost their children deserved it.” That is what I said and I meant it. Anyone that I know who has lost their children deserved it. I DO NOT know this Justina. And all I know of her and her situation is what I have read. And I don’t really find a problem with that situation either. They were trying to make sure that the girl received the medical attention that she needed. I’m sure their are pieces of the story missing on both sides. It still doesn’t change how I see things.

  • Dcf queen
    January 11, 2018 at 8:14 am

    Dcf is awful. I was raised in Dcf and it’s not fun. That being said, I have a daughter and have never had DCF take her away. Weird how when you work and take care of your kid and aren’t out getting wasted and smoking weed all day you can keep your kid and the DCF fairy doesn’t come and take them.

  • Carla G
    January 11, 2018 at 7:42 am

    Turtlebnoy you dont no nuthin n some of these people are my frends and they good parents so keep them names out your mouth cuz you dont no how dcf work when the take your kidz I have 5 good kids n sometimes i babysit butr sometimes my frends tell me I dont have to baby sit cuz dcf stole them kidz over somethin stoopid n these are good peeolpl wh would give the shirt off there back to help a frend in need so myob you dont no nuthin and jus want to make drama about shit when you dont no nothin like always you talk about!

    • Annoyed in NH
      January 11, 2018 at 7:54 am

      Myob….its a public post on facebook, if they didn’t want people all up in their business they probably shouldn’t have made it a public post on their facebook.

    • MrSmiley
      January 11, 2018 at 8:41 am

      Dcf. DOES NOT WANT ANYONE’S KIDS. Do you think it’s a grand ol time tracking down someone in am emergency situation to take care of children that aren’t theirs? Have to drive them all over the state because these “good friends of yours” decide to go on a bender or baby daddy number 4 whacks bm in the face? Or how about the house that looks like it could be a junkyard inside? Add in that a good portion of the people involved looove the handouts and always have a case of freeshitsyndrome n bitch when the faucet stops! You’re a joke n your friends are too.

    • msheadkracker
      January 11, 2018 at 9:26 am

      The epitome of the article, holy fuck lady learn English or use the damn spell check, wtf did you just say?!?

      On that note I did see a few things that as a parent would be alarming, the umbilical hernia(why hasn’t it been reduced yet that baby looks about 2), the urine soaked socks(why did the foster parent think it appropriate to dress the baby in socks that clearly had urine on them, knowing they were going for a visit with dad), and the untreated eczema(you can tell it’s untreated by the degree of dryness, I have 6 kids and 3 have it, my oldest who is 19 would wait weeks to show me his had returned on his abdomen when hehit his teenage years, even though I kept the cream accessible for any of the kids when they would have a flare up). If dad had nothing to do with the kids being removed he should get a shot, but if he goes a whole month at a time without making an attempt at even an hour long visit a few times a week then I’m sorry, he doesn’t deserve that chance. The biggest issue is these people that get their kids taken are “me” people, they never put the kids first and then everything is about them when DCF steps in, they aren’t mature enough to be parents. Why is it that most of us have our kids and have no DCF involvement? Maybe it’s because it’s not rocket science when it comes to kids, all you have to do is put them first, before your expensive ass clothes, make up, clubs, weed, all that shit that these people call priorities. It’s not that hard, it’s called parenting people.

    • Rick Shaw
      Rick Shaw
      January 11, 2018 at 1:06 pm

      Wow Carla! You are quite possibly the dumbest skank out there. How are you unable to spell basic words you uneducated cum dumpster? You and you’re friends are all trash. None of you maggots should be allowed to ruin one more child’s life. I wish someone advertise a free heroin cruise into Boston Harbor. They could then take you out into the ocean and dump your STD infested carcasses. Please overdose soon.

  • Finn
    January 11, 2018 at 7:08 am

    Keyshla got some nice tiddies…



    • Finn
      January 11, 2018 at 7:39 am

      B for effort. Keep trying. 🙂

      The Real Finn Shady

      • Finn
        January 11, 2018 at 8:06 am

        Top of the morning to you two imposters.

        I give you two, respectively, a B- and B+ for effort. I am actually flattered. To be sure, posing as someone else could be a sign of mental health issues.

        Kind regards,

        The one, the only, Finn

        • Finn
          January 11, 2018 at 8:08 am

          Nice try. Cadence still off. You are not quite there with my prose. Keep trying.

          Finn, the Irish

  • John Ford
    January 11, 2018 at 6:04 am

    This is probably my favorite/ratchety/I’ve never been more upset with people post on this site since been reading around 2 years ago

  • Straight trash
    January 11, 2018 at 5:12 am

    Who airs their shit out like this?

    I went through a nasty divorce and custody battle with me ex-wife and I can’t imagine putting my life out on the internet like that.

    These people should be ashamed.

    • MrSmiley
      January 11, 2018 at 8:29 am

      Social media will help with the downfall of humanity. Clearly we’re well on our way!

      • ElJefe72
        January 11, 2018 at 12:16 pm

        Facebook and Twitter (well, all social media really) are the devil’s work.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      January 11, 2018 at 7:24 pm

      These subhumans have no shame. They wear their ignorance and depravity like a badge.

      This is the society liberals have created and nurtured. The real shame is on anyone that votes Democrat – because they OWN this shit.

    • Wanda
      January 11, 2018 at 9:22 pm

      This younger generation airs everything in social media. The state of the babies in state care is what bothers me.

  • Goose
    January 11, 2018 at 4:42 am

    Jesus, I was downrange and this article made me cringe more than I did the first time I was shot at.

    All that being said, IF the deadbeat dad in question is not spinning a tale, exaggerating, or twisting the facts to fit his narrative (and let’s face it, he probably is) then it’s at least mildly concerning that the children are dressed/treated this way.

    • Sonny's Mom
      January 11, 2018 at 8:26 pm

      And it’s more than mildly concerning that the caseworker seems to have missed all this, appears completely unaware of kids’ health status. Like it’s perfectly “normal” to dress kids in
      urine-soaked clothes?

      What I really don’t get is why Turtleboy defends DCF.

  • Annoyed in NH
    January 11, 2018 at 4:34 am

    Im sorry, but if you were that worried about the well being of your child you/baby mama shouldn’t have been doing whatever it was that made the state take them away to begin with…
    Also comments on the pictures about untreated eczema, sadly that could be what it looks like even during treatment. Comments about untreated umbilical hernia….again has the infant had it since birth? Probably. I don’t see to many people asking “is it being treated?” just assuming it isn’t.
    Tiffani Tasca comments how she was a CNA, and how she would see that rash on clients from sitting in their own urine for long periods of time… One might speculate that she as a CNA wasn’t doing her job properly, and could jump to the conclusion that is the reason she isn’t a CNA anymore. Granted I’m sure if people made judgement based on her one statement she would be belligerent. Yet it’s the same thing all the other commentators are doing about DCYF.

    • Wanda
      January 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      Why is everyone focusing on Dad and not the horrific conditions the children were found in? They are in state custody; a department charged with the welfare of children. I’m more concerned about that right now. Poor babies.

  • whatevuh
    January 11, 2018 at 4:29 am

    How do you get that many dumpster trash people in one article, holy shit! Time to thin the herd

  • Turd Reversalist
    January 11, 2018 at 2:31 am

    Savannah Lynn for the win!
    Ratchety? Yes.
    A plumper? Also yes.
    Would I do a flying lunge and execute a perfect, unprepared-for bung punch?
    You betcha.

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