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A bunch of people sent us this post from a Fitchburg father that went viral after he posted images of his children and their clothes during a DCF supervised visit in Leominster:
Alright, first of all, anyone who does something like this, rather than going to the police, simply cannot be trusted. Who posts pictures of their children like this on Facebook for the world to see?
Secondly, why the hell do you not have custody of your kids? And please, spare the bullshit swan song all the ratchet DCF Moms always whine about. No, this can’t happen to just anyone. You have to earn that shit. Know what I was never worried about when I was growing up? DCF coming into our house and putting us in a foster home. My kids won’t have to worry about that either. Because normal, good parents, cannot ever relate to something like this.
Thirdly, listen to the DCF worker in the background of the video:
This guy admittedly has not seen his children in a month. And instead of enjoying the limited amount of time he has with them he’s recording himself on Facebook Live as he’s whining about how a pair of dry socks are “saturated in urine.” Because it’s not really about them, it’s about him.
Meanwhile the DCF worker, who probably has to deal with honor’s scholars like this on a daily basis, was pointing out the obvious:
“The kids are getting very upset. Can you just visit with them?”
You can hear the children in that video. They’re clearly unhappy. Probably because their father, who they see about as often as a full moon, is causing a ruckus in the DCF visiting room.
Notice he doesn’t bother explaining or looking into how the kids got like that. According to Facebook doctors those aren’t even rashes:
I’ll tell you what didn’t happen though. Their foster parents didn’t neglect them like an Appalachian stepchild, forget to put them in clothes that aren’t soaked in urine, and then hand them off to the father and hope he didn’t notice.
Someone asked Dad the obvious question – why are they in state custody in the first place. His answer was glorious:
Tough line of questioning. I can see why he’d be confused.
Someone else tried and they got a little more out of him:
“I never even lost custody.” Except….you did. That’s why they’re in DCF care in the first place – because you don’t have custody.
Hey, I have a couple theories on why he doesn’t have custody. For starters he’s posting pictures of himself flashing hundred dollar bills:
Lots of people do stuff like that who AREN’T drug dealers.
Lots of quality parents use words like “fleek” in their every day vocabulary:
Lots of good Dads roll like this:
And what child wouldn’t want to live in a cockroach infested lair, complete with a mattress on the floor without any sheets?
He might not have his kids, but he’s got those chains, gold watches, and flat brimmed hats though. #Priorities
I reacted to his post in this manner because I’m a normal parent who will never, ever be in danger of losing custody of his children to the state. Ever. And I will never, ever feel sympathy for people like this. Do you understand how hard it is to lose custody of your kids to DCF. There are awful people out there who get to keep their little crotch nuggets, because it’s nearly impossible to lose your parental rights to the state. You have to earn that shit.
Unfortunately his post was like a sounding call for every ratchet DCF parent in a 100 mile radius to spout off on how much they hate the people who take care of their children because they’re such spectacular failures that they can’t raise the kids themselves.
They brought up a lot of good points, such as, “sue them bitches”:
How the concerned DCF worker, is a “bitch in the background who needs to be SMACKED the fuck up”:
The CNA’s chimed in with their diagnosis:
While others suggested petitioning the White House and pointing out that “this ain’t right”:
Now it’s time to meet the DCF Moms. Let’s start with Courtney Wehmeyer. She’s a real catch:
She of course lost custody of her kids to DCF, but it totally wasn’t her fault. It was over “something stupid,” and now they took her kids because they didn’t get her free healthcare fast enough:
She’s not happy about her case worker:
“She does nothing but like and try to talk down to me.”
Well….yea. You’re at the bottom of society’s food chain. Is she supposed to talk up to you? You’re a ratchet from Gardner who does’t have custody of her kids. Everyone you’ve ever spoken has been above you. But yea, you should definitely tell them that you’re “no longer meeting with them.” That should help get your kids back.
Shocking that a trophy baby momma like this would be taking the spam javelin from a vokestached chuderino.
Next up was Keyshla Hiraldo.
She hates DCF workers and foster parents. Especially the white ones:
Yea, white people be nasty. Not Keyshla though:
And since the door had been opened to post pictures of your child in DCF custody, Trish Fuller decided to jump in:
She’s really upset and claims that her kids are being abused:
Nevertheless, despite the fact that she’s such a deadbeat parent who has lost custody of her four children, it sure as hell hasn’t stopped her from preparing to fire another tax break (lol, I’m sure they pay taxes) out of her baby bazooka:
Don’t you dare be mentioning that though:
“They took my kids cause I called my DCF worker out.”
Oh yea, it’s always wise to “call your DCF worker out.” It’s also perfectly normal to have a DCF worker in the first place.
Up next in the airing of grievances was Samantha Hubbard from the south shore:
A great way to make sure your daughter’s hairstyle is the way you like it is not lose custody of them in the first place. Just sayin.
Why’d she lose custody anyway? Wonder if it had to do with her arrest for assaulting a police officer?
Samantha Hubbard, of 1051 Main St. Apt. 1 in Walpole, was charged with assault and battery on a police officer, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace.
Nah, that can’t be it. It’s the corrupted state’s fault:
You know you’ve gone full ratchet when you’re comparing DCF case workers with other splooge queens you’ve never met on Facebook.
Hey, I know a great way to get your kids back Samantha – maybe stop posting pictures like this all over your public Facebook page:
Then there was Amanda Cooper:
Yup, I’m sure that’s what happened. They’re burning your kid’s fingers off. Of course you’d know what really happened to your kid if you hadn’t lost custody of him. Maybe it had something to do with your shoplifting habit:
Although the company you keep might have more to do with it:
Oh yea, she’s buddies with Mariah Moriarty. One of the most infamous, repeat Turtleboy characters of all time. Who would’ve thought that hanging out with a chick who tried to literally cut her boyfriend’s nuts off in a Sturbridge motel room would lead to bad things?
Does the name Amber Loiselle ring a bell?
Old school turtle riders remember her. She’s the one who allowed the animal who knocked her up to nearly kill her 7 year old son Jack in Hardwick in 2015. Why did the Dad have the child? Because Amber wanted to get her swerve on and didn’t have time to raise no kid:
“After the baby was born, Loiselle said, she had a very busy schedule and often only saw him briefly after work, before going out with friends at night.” While acknowledging that she was “19, and I was stupid,” she maintained that she “never abandoned my child … He’s my world.”
Shockingly she’s not a fan of the turtle:
Although generally speaking, most people who don’t believe in personal accountability disfavor our hot takes.
Meanwhile, rational people who asked good questions were getting absolutely annihilated by the ricearoni patrol, led by Savannah Lynn:
With a name like Savannah Lynn you’re pretty much destined to settle down in Webster for a nice career as the daytime shift dancer at Mario’s Showplace.
Savannah really hated any line of questioning that didn’t involve blaming everything on DCF:
She wasn’t the only one either….
“DCF STEAL CHILDREN EVERY DAY FROM GOOD HOMES.”
No they don’t. The last thing DCF wants to do is take a kid from a home. You have to earn that shit. But yea, I guess once you bust out the caps lock facts don’t matter nearly as much as volume.
So what next? Time for a petition y’all:
I pray to God Maria Rodriguez wrote the petition. It must read like Chapter 1 of Flowers for Algernon.
Naturally they all want Dad to go to the news:
Turtlegram and Gazette, Fox 25, WCVB. They know who will fall for the bullshit and who won’t. Notice the only guy who suggested the only real news source in town didn’t get any love:
Sorry Leon, but the word is out – Turtleboy doesn’t fall for bullshit. We actually look into leads we get and find out the real story behind the story. And the fact of the matter is in this situation that Deadbeat Diego cared more about being Facebook famous than he did about spending his limited quality time visiting with his children.