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Charlton DCF Mom Starts $5,000 GoFundMe For Lawyer To Sue DCF For Taking Her Kid, Charlie Baker And Maura Healey Agree With Her

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day….

Oh nice, a whiny DCF Mom, a Facebook forum that includes Webster, and a GoFundMe for a lawyer. It’s the ratchet trifecta.

Just to review, they need $5,000 because….

  • DCF came “crashing into our life and took custody of Brody after he left the hospital.” Because that’s something that happens to normal parents who aren’t addicted to drugs, haven’t recently been arrested, and aren’t a danger to their children.
  • DCF “dangles” the baby in front of the mother. And by that she means, they let her visit her in the DCF visitor’s room but won’t let the kid live with her yet.
  • In their ratchet opinion DCF has “dropped the ball” on their case and doesn’t seem to care, even though the baby’s mother has completed every plan they gave to them. And I’m sure this is the complete story we are getting.
  • She’s got a job and has been clean for a full year!!! Also the kid is 1 year old, which according my math means that she was using while pregnant.
  • DCF gave the kid casts on both feet, he sleeps with braces on his legs, and a DCF daycare burned his hands. Once again, I’m sure this is the whole story. DCF just randomly burns kids and makes them sleep with leg braces on. It has nothing to do with the fact that he was conceived by a heroin addict.
  • DCF told the mother that they “don’t answer to anyone,” even though they’d never say that because DCF is a state agency that answers to the Commonwealth.
  • Grandma spoke with the Governor, the Attorney General, state reps and attorneys, and they all agree that “DCF has made a disgrace of this case.” Those were Charlie Baker and Maura Healey’s exact words.
  • They need $5,000 for an attorney to take on DCF in court, even though she just said that she’s already spoken with several attorneys.

Oh yea, this story checks out.

To the surprise of no one Amanda Cooper was featured in a Turtleboy blog not too long ago after a Fitchburg DCF Dad videotaped himself causing a scene while visiting his kids for the first time in almost a year.

Amanda joined the mob of jilted DCF Moms, none of whom has ever done anything wrong, and all of whom are victimized by DCF:

She just forgot to mention the fact that she shoplifts to feed her “disease”

And she’s good friends with Mariah Moriarty:

One of the most infamous, repeat Turtleboy characters of all time. Who would’ve thought that hanging out with a chick who tried to literally cut her boyfriend’s nuts off in a Sturbridge motel room would lead to bad things?

Shocking that DCF wouldn’t want a baby going home with her:

I can’t imagine why.

The BD seems like he’s clean too:

Someone get that man a three week sobriety badge!

I always love these DCF posts because it brings out all the morons who blindly take the word of a woman whose life is in such fantastic order that her kid was confiscated from her like he was a bump stock. And the comments did not let me down, starting with the legal experts:

Nothing like taking the word of a bunch of Salter School experts who graduated with a degree from Legal Zoom.

Then of course there were the other DCF Moms who also dindu nuffin wrong:

Shocking that this woman would have her kids taken from her too:

She seems so nice.

And Amanda wanted to make it clear that she wasn’t there to look for legal advice, she was there to milk people for her GoFundMe for a lawyer while simultaneously taking legal advice from Webduh’s finest:

Only one person had the audacity to suggest that perhaps she should just let DCF do their job. But Amanda wasn’t tryna hear any of that noise:

Yea, no negative comments!!! Just shut up and give her your money and/or unsolicited legal advice!

The bottom line is this – it’s not normal to find yourself in this situation. If you can relate to her then you did several things wrong with your life. Normal people don’t have beefs with DCF. Normal people don’t have to worry about ever having DCF take their kids from them. You know what I never worried about growing up? DCF. Because I had normal parents who didn’t do drugs, were gainfully employed, and didn’t break the law. It’s almost as if when you do those things you have nothing to worry about.

50 Comment(s)
  • I see dumb people
    December 17, 2018 at 7:37 am

    Sooo .. No pne pointed out the obvious.. That is definitely a biracial child in tha go fund me and mom and “baby daddy” are both whiter than white hahahshaa

  • Vladimir PutInAss
    February 7, 2018 at 1:52 am

    Dumb bitch changed it to 1800 dollars

  • February 6, 2018 at 8:07 am

    You know what I never worried about growing up? DCF. Because I had normal parents who didn’t do drugs, were gainfully employed, and didn’t break the law. It’s almost as if when you do those things you have nothing to worry about.

    I have never even seen a DCF worker.

  • Tom Brady’s Cock
    February 5, 2018 at 11:26 pm

    Are none of you people really going to comment on the most obvious thing in this post?!? The kids “father” has blond hair, and the kid is a mulatto. Me thinks there is a Dominican dope dealer named Flacco in Worcester who has a bastard child because he traded a 20 bag for Amanda Cooper’s sweet junkie ass.

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      February 6, 2018 at 8:59 am

      Internet. Gold.

      I can just hear Maury saying “Dumbass, you are….. NOT the father”

    • monbatville
      February 7, 2018 at 11:09 pm

      I am wondering if the baby in the GFM and the baby in the picture at the end re even the same…is there more than one.

      Also – child’s mother is not even 25 years old yet? That is a hard 24 years old right there.

  • Carla G fan
    February 5, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    Own it!

  • Carla G
    February 5, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    You peeple dont no me an need to keep my name out you r mouth if you dont no how DCF work cuz them will take you kidz if they even find pot an they even check a baby diper an if it have pee they take you baby jus for pee in a diper an aint nobody gonna change a diper jus for pee cuz later U have to chnge it again so it stupid but they will take you r baby so if you dont ever no what they do then you dont need to talk an jus grow the fuck up! Maybe when DCF take you kidz I will laff at U cuz you will lern bitch.

    • Shookones
      February 5, 2018 at 7:50 pm

      They take yo babies. As in plural babies…I’m learning a lot from you Carla, and I see you have missed a lot of periods in your life…zzzinnng!! Get it, you get banged by random guys who knock your parasite of a body up, annnd you can’t spealll or yous periods fo shiiiitt FRFR

    • The Truth
      February 6, 2018 at 7:35 am

      Carla G

      Retard do NOT reproduce! If you have reproduced get yourself sterilized ASAP. Look into parenting classes for you and your friends too.

      • Lisa
        February 8, 2018 at 5:11 pm

        You guys need to post the picture of her eyebrows in the UPDATE on the GFM. Appalling! She should lose permanent custody just for that!

  • Queen bitch
    February 5, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    If u think u are man of enough Webster guy came get it and just to let u know I know a lot of people from Webster

    • MrSmiley
      February 5, 2018 at 9:39 pm

      It’s great to know people isn’t it? I know people too. Might want to close that clap trap though. Knowing people from Webduuuh isn’t exactly flattering.

      February 6, 2018 at 9:22 am


  • Take it from Teacher...
    February 5, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    Do these psychos even understand how nearly impossible it is to get DCF to take a kid away from their family? We work with DCF all the time at school, and occasionally we have BEGGED them to take a kid out of a home, pointing out it could literally save that kid’s life, and DCF STILL won’t do it. DCF ALWAYS tries to keep a family together first, so if they actually take a kid, those parents SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP!!!

    Side note: if a kid can’t stay with the parents, DCF will often put them with the grandparents. Interesting that Grandma wrote the GoFundMe…wonder what she did wrong to prevent DCF from giving the grandkid to her?

  • Stunt Penis
    February 5, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    Wood not.

  • DiDi's Blistery Cooch
    February 5, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    Even I wont fuck Brian Albrecht, he too gay fo me, an my baby daddy is gay AF

  • Well, No Shit
    February 5, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    Well, when you lay down with dogs, you come up with fleas.

    Maybe be a little more selective in your choice of “baby daddy” next time, and don’t spread your legs for the first ghettofabulous piece of shit that rolls a blunt in front of you.

    I hate these fucking people. All of them.

  • Brian sucks cock
    February 5, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    Hey man, it’s always the DCF fault. On all seriousness, this bitch is dumb. Plain and simple. DCF took your kids because you’re a risk to their safety. How about admit you’re the shittest parent to ever exist. Normal people don’t get visited by DCf. You do? Must be you!!!

    • Yes, Brian Albrecht Does Suck Cock
      February 5, 2018 at 4:03 pm

      I see that faggot Brian is still sucking cock. He obviously likes being a tool that everyone likes fucking with too.

      • Brian Albrecht
        February 5, 2018 at 4:28 pm

        Hey… you say that like it’s a bad thing. Let’s come together. Unite. Be as one. Stop the h8.

        Alone, we are like a brittle twig, but together, we form a mighty faggot!

    • Some Chick From Match.Com
      February 5, 2018 at 4:08 pm

      Wait… “turbohardo69” is Brian Albrecht from Weymouth?

      Brian, I’m afraid being into sucking off black guys is a “dealbreaker”. I can’t get with a homo cuck, especially one from a town that rhymes with “gay mouth”.

      I’m ghosting you rfn. Don’t text me or I’ll have my brother kick your candy ass.

  • jameson
    February 5, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    DCF takes your kids and hides them from you because they know your child has a better chance being raised by a family of Mongoose than being raised by you.

  • Caroline Schultz McFadden
    February 5, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    There was no mention of the baby’s father.
    He’s probably a soldier in the U.S. Army and overseas killing innocent people in a foreign country on Trumps orders.

    • Jonnie "Poops" McFaggin
      February 5, 2018 at 3:33 pm

      I’m the baby daddy. You’re close. I’m a deeep black ops operative from the C.U.N.T. (Counter Unilateral Naval Terrorists) run by the shadow government headed by her supreme excellency, Madam Hillary Clinton. I perform Arkancides on her orders only. I’m the best at what I do, and what I do is not very nice. But someone’s gotta do it. Ooo-rah.

    • jameson
      February 5, 2018 at 3:39 pm

      or… he covered in Dorito dust in his mom’s basement and he’s too high to remember he has an offspring.

    • The Truth
      February 5, 2018 at 3:49 pm

      Yeah because soldiers kill innocents everyday. Get your head out of your ass. He is probably some low class junky like that pork slop they wrote about.

  • Peter North
    February 5, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    Mariah Moriarty does butt stuff. I have videos.

      February 5, 2018 at 3:35 pm


  • Carla G
    February 5, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    Turtleboy need to keep peeple name out you mouth cuz you dont no nuthin cuz I have 6 kidz an babysit 4 frends and sometime DCF jus take them baby so they tell me I aint have to baby sit cuz DCF steal them kidz and DCF dont care if they come to your house and they put needls in you house an say they yours so they can take you kidz an you cant fight in court cuz them say you do drugz even if them drug aint yous but someone leave them at your house so they take the kidz an you have to fight them an then you cant see yo kidz so they tell me Carla you dont need to baby sit cuz DCF stole my kidz an then I say why cuz u no DCF hate spanish peeple so then I say okay I no but it aint right so if you dont no them then you cant judge because she a ggod mother who dont do drugs and her boyfrend is a good father but his frends R might be a bad influence and they leave the drugs in the apertment and thatz why maybe they find some or DCF planted them to take da kidz. If you dont know how DCF steal kdz then you dont no nuthin.

    • Cracker
      February 5, 2018 at 3:19 pm

      Are you fucking serious?

      “sometime DCF jus take them baby so they tell me I aint have to baby sit cuz DCF steal them kidz and DCF dont care if they come to your house and they put needls in you house an say they yours so they can take you kidz an you cant fight in court cuz them say you do drugz even if them drug aint yous but someone leave them at your house so they take the kidz an you have to fight them an then you cant see yo kidz so they tell me Carla you dont need to baby sit cuz DCF stole my kidz an then I say why cuz u no DCF hate spanish peeple”

      Tell me you are this stupid.

      I’m not even going to pick this apart. You and everyone you associate with should have been fucking neutered. If you wanted to know why “DCF hate Spanish people”, you just showed everyone else why they should hate them too. You’re fucking subhuman rodents. That’s why.

      Keep the fuck out of this country, stupid asshole.

      • We're Doomed
        February 5, 2018 at 6:45 pm

        Something tells me that Carla G is being sarcastic.

    • Well, No Shit
      February 5, 2018 at 3:21 pm

      Almost like English, but not quite.

      Can’t put my finger on what’s different, though. 

      • bigdaddy
        February 5, 2018 at 5:25 pm

        Its the ratchet dialect I believe

    • Confused
      February 5, 2018 at 3:23 pm

      I’m sorry what?

    • Ramon
      February 5, 2018 at 3:41 pm

      All I got out of that is that yous a hoe.

    • The Truth
      February 5, 2018 at 3:45 pm

      Normal people know DCF doesnt steal children so I guess we “Dont do nuthing” to break the damn law. You know, such as make sure the children we have are taken care of and dont do illegal drugs. You always get caught when you do bad. People are idiots if they claim DCF are the illegal market for people to get kids. Here is a clue: stop being a fucking selfish ass munch and be a productive citizen.

    • Brian sucks cock
      February 5, 2018 at 4:00 pm

      Carla G sounds like a crackhead who been visited by DCf alot. Good hard working people don’t have to worry about then. Scummy disgusting low lives like you ways have an issue

    • TortugaNino
      February 5, 2018 at 4:05 pm

      watchu talkin bout willis?!?!

    • Smh
      February 5, 2018 at 4:15 pm

      Oh god the ghetto mom from the McDonald’s thread! You have no class! When DCF takes a baby at the hospital it’s because it was full of drugs. Period. If the mother can’t give up drugs for nine months to give a human a life time they don’t deserve that baby.

    • Smh
      February 5, 2018 at 4:20 pm

      When DCF takes a baby at the hospital it’s because it was born full of drugs. Period. That would be the only reason they could. So sad seeing a baby withdraw from drugs because of its selfish shit bag mother

    • Rick Shaw
      February 5, 2018 at 4:45 pm

      Is this a real post? If so, this is possibly the dumbest piece of human fecal material that walks god’s green earth.

    • Lisa
      February 5, 2018 at 4:51 pm

      Your appalling grammar and lack of comprehension of the English language proves to me that you are definitely a DCF parent. It’s a damn shame that you have procreated so many times, damning your children to a life of mediocrity, unwed teenage pregnancy, long criminal records, and a lifetime of being a government dependent. 

      The only hope your offspring has in life is to get placed into a good foster home and if they are good kids that are behaved and show some promise, they may be adopted by a normal family. What I mean by normal is a family that works at least 40 hours a week, has at least a high school degree but preferably college, speaks proper English (not slang), doesn’t hang out with friends who leave their drugs around their house, and pays a mortgage on a well kept home.

    • Support Carlas education
      February 5, 2018 at 5:26 pm

      My 5 year old could beat Carla at a spelling bee.

    • Da Fuq?
      February 5, 2018 at 6:34 pm

      This is a fake post mocking ratchets right? No Fucken Way a real person wrote this. If I am wrong, I may just go and end it now. There is no hope.

    • Shookones
      February 5, 2018 at 7:41 pm

      I don’t know why everyone is ragging in her, that was the BEST post I’ve ever read on here… You do you Carla, don’t let these tax-paying low life’s like myself get you down. I don’t know why man…but I believe her…..Hide yo kids, hide your wife cuz DCF stealin errrboddy up in herrrr”

    • February 6, 2018 at 8:14 am

      You are a moron. DCF placed needles in your house? How do you even survive.

    • Lisa
      February 8, 2018 at 5:02 pm

      You shouldn’t be allowed to have your children or give birth to any additional children just based on your appalling grammar and spelling. Have you ever heard about punctuation, for Christ’s sake? The fact that you have six children while there are literate couples who would do anything to be able to conceive is a travesty. Why is it that the least educated and lowest class of people never have fertility issues?

  • Ann Flaherty
    February 5, 2018 at 3:00 pm

    Two things popped out at me. Baker met with her and ‘rated’ her?? If she happened to run into Baker, he wouldn’t ‘rate’ her. He would have passed her off to his staff who would have started looking into it with a phone call to DCF. Next, someone with a modicum of legal background tried to give her advice and she said that she didn’t want the advice and directed the person to her GoFundMe page.

    • M Das
      February 11, 2018 at 5:31 pm

      Just a heads up: the child and the parents are provided with their own attorneys for FREE. So this entire thing is a scam.

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