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Alli Bibaud Is Back On IG, Looking More Sober Than Ever, Liking Pictures About Having Sex With Cops, And Hanging Out With Friends Called “Free Basers”

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Guess who’s back on Instagram…..

That’s right folks. It’s your 2018 runner up for Turtleboy Ratchet Madness, the woman whose ratchetry was directly responsible for the resignation of four of the highest ranking members of the Massachusetts State Police, Ms. Alli “do you know how many guys I had to blow” Bibaud!!

A couple weeks back Alli got probation and 5 months suspended license for offering up a lap sandwich to a State Trooper who arrested her for driving under the influence of heroin after crashing on I-190. She famously admitted to not only having heroin on her, but telling the troopers that she had to blow many, many guys to procure it. However, the exact number remains a mystery.  It was the culmination of arguably the biggest, and easily the most consequential blog series we’ve ever published.

Since then the Turtlegram and Gazette and many others have called for the resignation of DA Joe Early, since he abused his powers by ordering Colonel McKeon to order his subordinates to alter the report in order to do his friend Judge Bibaud a solid. It’s been proven that he did this by the Attorney General’s Office, but he refuses to step down. It’s why we need you people more than ever to make sure you are registered to vote and to cast your ballot for Independent Blake Rubin in November. He’s a great guy who will end this disgusting nepotism and corruption. Listen to the podcast we did with here:

You would think that bringing such shame to your father, who is a well respected judge, and his good friend Joe Early (who orchestrated the cover up of the arrest report in her honor), would scare her straight. But it appears as if it’s back to business as usual for Biblow since making her return to social media in early May……

She’s been hitting up some of her favorite bars for the nostalgia…

Doing fun time with friends…

Sidenote – how does she fluctuate weight so much every time she goes to court?

Do they make her drink 10 gallons of water before every court date? Did they find that portly defendants get more leniency from judges? It’s like a totally different person.

As you can see, she looks like she’s in great shape and is totally staying clean….

I certainly hope she has. After all, these were the terms of her probation:

On the charge that was the focus of Tuesday’s court proceedings, Judge James Sullivan ordered Ms. Bibaud not to drive, not to consume drugs or alcohol and to complete an inpatient treatment program, followed by a residential program, according to the district attorney’s office.

I don’t see her drinking or doing drugs in any of those pictures. She has been breaking SOME rules though…..

So as you can see, she has learned absolutely nothing. She’s back to hanging with the crew known as the “free basers”:

For those of you unfamiliar with the term, freebasing is defined as:

“The activity of smoking a specially prepared form of the drug cocaine. The crushed crack cocaine is usually placed in a spoon or a beaker where it is heated by a flame.”

Is she really smoking crack cocaine? Who knows. One guy ripping a butt has a baseball glove on his lap, so maybe this is a coed softball team and they chose the name Free Basers as some sort of double entendre. Perhaps this is some sort of attempt at humor. I’m sure disgraced Colonel Richard McKeon, who lost his job trying to cover up for her, thinks it’s hilarious.

Either way, if I was forever known as the girl whose offer to blow a state trooper for leniency led to the biggest scandal in MSP history, I’d probably avoid joining softball teams whose names reference smoking crack cocaine. Just sayin.

Lastly, she’s been hanging out with this tall glass of grundle swine….

He’ll keep her in line, don’t worry.

Here’s the best part. Grundle swine posted this:

“OK bitch, call the cops. I’ll have sex with them.”

That scenario sounds oddly familiar. Can’t figure out who might’ve once offered to have sex with a state trooper after having the cops called on her……

You’ll never guess who liked that particular IG post….

Of course she did!!

And this was over a month before she got off with probation only. I’d be willing to be this is not the last we’ve heard from Ms. Cash Money Ho’s!!

Welcome back Alli!!

21 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 10, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Thanks Ali for the continued entertainment.

    Looking forward to further self-destruction stories from you.

    By the way, you’ve got fucking green teeth

  • WeAreFucked
    August 10, 2018 at 7:56 am

    Her parents must be fucked up. Whatever they did, they did it wrong. To think that her dad, the person responsible for the upbringing of this piece of trash, has the power he does is mind boggling.
    He failed at the most important task in his life… being a parent. Now he makes life decisions for the trash that comes before him in a court of law? This is a joke right?
    Look at how ugly she has become. The picture on the bicycle is of a girl-next-door teenager. In court she is drug free and 40 pounds heavier. Out of court she’s thin again? Ever see a fat crack/heroin whore? Nope.
    Who’s peeing in that cup for her? I’m surprised she has any drug-free friends at all.
    “Do you know how many guys I had to blow for that clean pee?”

  • Chris Seith
    maybe she should just shoot battery acid. cause you can't pick your parents
    August 9, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    Its to bad for her that daddies a judge and not a state cop. This would never have seen the light of day.
    This addict was the lowest link on the chain in this whole thing. Do I care if some junkie kills themselves with crap?no. But considering the shit you , me and everyone else thinks happened why go after her when pops earls and the commandant pulled the punches. Blame the system.Go after people who are in the system.
    What happened with ashley lassopa and her stepdad judge. Never finished them off and they like cop killers.

  • Clitty Litter
    August 9, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    Two words: Meth teef

  • Stunt Penis
    August 9, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    > Sidenote – how does she fluctuate weight so much every time she goes to court?

    My guess is many of the pictures she posts were taken some time ago — you can see it in the shape of her face today vs. then.

    When she was younger, she wasn’t a bad looking girl, and, had she not gotten into drugs and taken care of herself, as she matured, she would probably be quite attractive early 30’s woman today.

    Instead, the drugs have taken their toll, and she’s put on a lot of weight, which in some of the later (headshot only) pics you can see she is very round in the face.

    Do you really think she’s in her early 30’s in that picture of her in the white outfit with the headband? Not a chance. Maybe early/mid 20’s… Pic of her in the car w/ the dude, and on the bike? Gotta be early 20’s.

    Its possible she pushed out a rugrat too, might explain some of the weight gain… sad to say today she’s just another fat drunken slob.

  • That’s a lot of dicks
    August 9, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    8 gallons of water before court?

    I don’t think so….but here is your answer….there are approximately 3700 ml in a gallon…..multiplied by 8 is about 30,000….

    The average man ejaculates 1.5 ml of semen per load…..30,000/1.5=the number of men she had to blow and swallow to score that smack

  • Karl Jung
    August 9, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    I really believe we should cut this girl some slack. I think she has suffered severe childhood abuse from a close relative, either sexual or physical.I can’t prove this and Ali may have repressed it. She needs intensive help sooner the better. If she does not receive this we all know how it will end. Her behavior is not her fault…find the bastard that abused her and jam a huge fucking wooden dildo,with splinters right up his ass!

  • itsjustme
    August 9, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    Is she pregnant? She looks it. I think she was giving more than blowies.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    August 9, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    Your original story claimed that Judge Bibaud was behind the whole thing. Where is the evidence you promised?

    Still waiting…

  • Spuds Mckenzie
    August 9, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    That’s at least a 12 pack to tap that

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 9, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    Her father couldn’t afford braces for her??

  • Derp
    August 9, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    I’d let it blow me. The only way to read Turtleboy is with aggressive adblockers. On Android, CM Browser, or the adblockers uBlock Origin for Firefox.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      August 9, 2018 at 6:03 pm

      Add Umatrix, ghostery, blur, and a good vpn…

  • bigdaddy
    Bill Clinton
    August 9, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    So how many guys did she blow for her heroin ? I am asking for a friend

  • Stunt Penis
    August 9, 2018 at 2:43 pm

    The great thing about dating a heroin addict is you never have to worry about her gaining weight.

  • Bill Clinton
    August 9, 2018 at 2:43 pm

    This is one ginger I’d love to party with. I wonder if she smokes cigars like she smokes cigs….

  • Stinky McStinkypants
    August 9, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    Why the hate on this sweet young lady?
    Maybe she has a “disease”…

    • ncfoothillbilly
      August 9, 2018 at 6:00 pm

      That disease would be venereal in nature.
      That fat fuck looks like he loves the animals…if ya’z know what I means.

  • Jack
    August 9, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    Tweaker convention highlights!

  • Y
    August 9, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    Who stood behind the screen door while someone threw shit it at?? Ali did!!!

  • vicxh
    August 9, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    I would like to see Alli and Maude in a free-for-all mud-wrestling contest.

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