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Angry New Bedford Foodstampopotamus Takes Desk Girl On A Ghetto Safari Of Racism, Threats And Lawsuits If We Don’t Take Her Blog Down

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Amanda Pavao, the pregnant teenage Foodstampopotamus from this weekend’s hit video, is pissed off. She decided to message us so that we know she’s taking us to small claims court. Manning the messages, as usual, was Desk Girl freshly out of the gyno stirrups and ready to make friends!

Let’s take a look at the Foodstampopotamus now. Seems she’s mated with the male EBT-sniffing Truffle Swine to make some kind of hybrid hood spawn for state care. (Be careful, they have been known to attack chubby gingers when making up crimes you can be charged with. Especially when you say mean words about their poor behavior on the Internet)

Alright, let’s start off with a good belly-laugh about her taking us to small claims court. That’s new. How bow nah. The only contact we have with her is one where she keeps being a trash bag and we keep laughing at her. Plus, Wapner died, Fam.

She has a problem with the New Bedford Guide because their coverage is why her baby daddy was apprehended. She thinks, just because she disagrees with them, they are printing lies. Too bad it’s a fact she was a runaway because her parents couldn’t control her.  It’s a fact that her baby daddy stabbed some dude over a dog pooping in his yard.  It’s a fact that they caused a scene screaming racial slurs in front of a news reporter. Oh, and Amanda, they don’t need your consent to film your stupid ass hanging out the window acting like you were raised under a bridge. Even Abi, who is as smart as a shaker of Adobo, saw that you knew you were being filmed.  You see, if you had just stayed inside, minded your own business, and let the police do their job (after Bae’s mom snitched on her tennant) none of this would be happening. Because then you’ll blame us when your family sees how well you’re doing for yourself:

Now, we’ve been told we can be charged with some insane crimes in the past. Cyber-bullying, harassment, deformation, but this “dehumanization” thing is a new one.

So, the leading factor of how genocide happens. I mean, we did suggest Ratchet Island but we aren’t calling for Foodstamp Camps. Can you file criminal dehumanization charges at the New Beford Police Station or can any slur-screaming ratchet just walk in to the United Nations to bitch about being dissssrespektid?

I’m not sure what was funnier to me. A hoodie incubator accusing us of war crimes or Deskie calling that cheesehog she lives with pretty.

Yeah, she’s pretty… For sexual linguica. She’s the greasiest tube of meat we’ve ever seen. Just a reminder:

#triggered. Mr. Turtlegirl is still having a hard time getting it up after reading the last blog  featuring all her tantalizing photographs. So, in fact, I should be the one threatening a lawsuit on them because she ruined any chance of us having another little turtle.

LOLZ. No, he won’t be. That’s his trial date and he’s going to be a pin cusion while you’re raising that kid with his ogre -looking mother. But Amanda believes in equality for everyone. She’s not a racist, even though she’s a white girl, and openly uses the N word.

She’s allowed to bark the most horrid of all slurs because she decided she could. If the African American community can say it then she’s allowed to. It doesn’t matter if it puts her, and her unborn offspring, at risk. She doesn’t give a fuck! I’m pretty sure that is exactly what a bad mother is.

…… and she finally settles with the harassment claims. Although, Deskie has a great point. What are you supposed to do with that string?

Amanda never filled out the form and made her way over to our Facebook page. Seems that Elizabeth Quino has had her fair share of embarrassment on Facebook for stupid shit. You know, like shoving pet supplies in her snizz, while with her children, and then having the store create a flier to call her out:

Amanda felt the need to chime in and Turtleriders Barbs and Pam were there to give their sound advice as always:

So rude. We would love to invite Amanda and Elizabeth on to our Facebook Live program tonight at 9:30. Skype, yelling at us in the comment section, whatever platform you wish. They probably won’t show up because they’re all talk but we will still be laughing at them whether they are there or not.

See you tonight!





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12 Comment(s)
  • Tahco
    March 29, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Omfg I just died reading this. Had me in tears. Trolling level 1000% thank you so much for this.

  • Mugwort Zuts
    March 29, 2017 at 1:43 am

    Just another neurotic, psychotic, ill-educated, drunkin, multiple drug abusing, hose gobbler.
    What a sweet girl. I love the spelling in her post.
    Honey, the toughest four years of your life must have been the 8th grade.

    • Tahco
      March 29, 2017 at 9:30 pm


  • Madcow not Rachel
    March 28, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    I heard it was Amanda who pooped on the sidewalk…………

  • Tracy
    March 28, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    Ok so let me just say that what the cops in the video on new bedford guide are doing doesnt even have anything to do with this Amanda chic. They were there covering a news story and foodstamp recipient of the year there felt the need to hang her self out the window and disrupt the news cast yelling about her boyfriend who turned himself in to police, as he was wanted for stabbing someone because his dog pooped in front of their business, and they asked him to clean it up. He decided to stab someone instead. So Amanda good luck suing anyone, you brought this on yourself when you stuck your classless ass out the window and proved to the world how ghetto and uneducated you are. Hopefully you wont behave that way in front of your baby. I mean things already dont look to good, dads in jail for a stabbing, grandmas a theif, and you have less class than my garbage can! Lord help that baby!

  • N8R
    March 28, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is fine example of why you should stay in school.

  • TurtleboyFan
    March 28, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    Omg thank you Turtleboy for making me laugh all the the time this is hilarious. She should have just kept her mouth shut. Every time she opens her mouth she sounds like an idiot. This is very entertaining, so thank you too Amanda lol I do feel bad for her unborn child. Thanks for the laughs! Hopefully I never do anything stupid to end up on this page lol

  • ZephyrCat
    March 28, 2017 at 11:43 am

    Holy fuck! Harrast????? I think the ratchet translation guide will help here. Ok. That would be harassed. Moving on. “I was screaming free my man”. Jesus, that’s just a SMH moment. I don’t understand why someone would think starting a family at 16 with 3 wonderful jobs at dunkin, a laundry matt!!!! (maybe laundromat) and babysitting. Sure, you’ll get out of poverty someday, dear. How long before she decides that welfare is much better than those shit jobs? And the beat goes on.

    March 28, 2017 at 11:29 am

    SteveO “waw she’s a Fiesta Sheila about a 200 pounda I reckon, by creiky don’t get too close mate this Foodstampapotamous is known to bite the testicles right of anyone that gets too close, just throw the Crack and percocet right in front of it to distract it while I come from behind to bag her and tag her. We need to relocate her to a safe habitat at my new Zoo. By creiky she’s a Fiesty one”. RIP Steve

  • DeskGirl Fan
    March 28, 2017 at 11:27 am

    Nibbed… for his pleasure…

    Hawt! Hit me up Abi…

  • ZephyrCat
    March 28, 2017 at 11:16 am

    I have to say, this website has really opened my eyes to how crazy, slimy and devious some people are. I mean, yes, I’ve always known they exist. But not to this degree. And they have social media to spew their views. And dirty lawyers to jump to their aid. It’s sad. And worst is we have a social system of government that actually encourages it! I agree with the shaming aspect. It worked in colonial times. Why not now? It’s better than just watching while they cheat the system, which ultimately is us, the taxpayer.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      March 28, 2017 at 8:56 pm

      Thank a lib.

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