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ANOTHER Fupasloth Ratchet Fight In Springfield At The Bus Depot As Some Rosa Laardvarks Got Dragged Off A Bus And Pummeled

ANOTHER Fupasloth Ratchet Fight In Springfield At The Bus Depot As Some Rosa Laardvarks Got Dragged Off A Bus And Pummeled

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Right on cue we have ANOTHER ratchet rowdy down in Springfield. This time it’s at the bus station. And it was AWESOME!!

So Rosa Laardvarks did NOT wanna get off that bus. That’s when Wokeazoona looked to the crowd and asked them what they wanted her to do about it, like she was a gladiator waiting for the emperor to decide on the fate of her opponent.

Naturally since it’s Springfield everyone gave the thumbs down. From that point on Hurricane Slob was an unstoppable force of nature. Dragging her ass off the bus, throwing her to the ground, and attempting to punch her face again and again and again, as the viewers were treated to a wall full of ghetto booty:

Luckily people watching decided to jump in and do something to stop this from happening.

LOL. Just kidding. Everyone spandex wearing triple chinned ratchet who weighed in at over two bills continued to cheer her on:

While other out of towners looked on and thought, “This never happened on The Simpsons.” I must be in the wrong Springfield.

At one point Rosa Laardvarks seemed to have the upper hand by employing the latest move she learned in her yoga class at Curves:

But alas Wokeazoona would not be defeated, and she quickly regained the upper hand as a local ratchet stood by, watched, and did nothing.

As usual, you can instantly find out the name of the winning from the comments, where they will be basking in the glories of another productive day of ratchetry. Wokeazoona’s real name is of course Asiaa May Figueroa, because apparently her mother named her after the continent she most resembled.

Luckily she had a really good reason for dragging her opponent of the bus and beating her – the woman was saying that her and her cousin Michael jumped in to hell mimi like Na bitch she did all that herself”:


Hey, here’s a fact – someone should just drop a nuclear bomb on Springfield. There’s no hope and no future. Give it to the ratchets and watch it burn from a distance.



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17 Comment(s)
  • Chapin descendant
    May 16, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    I am a direct descendant of Deacon Samuel Chapin, one of the founders of Springfield. More than likely he is rolling in his grave at what takes place regularly in what was once a thriving city. Granted, that was back in the late 1600’s

    • Fed up
      May 16, 2017 at 5:36 pm

      Chaplin descendant I’m also a descendent. I’m also a D.A.R. Member and a Mayflower descendent and I feel the same way you do. You would be surprised how many people in western mass. Are descendants of Mayflower people. Our families where settlers not immigrants and they fought in every war this country was ever in so we feel we have a lot to lose. People who freely come into this country and break all our laws and never have done a thing for this country are in for a big surprise . This country was made from the sacrifices of great men. We will only put up with so much and it’s getting to that point.That is why Trump won and this state is turning more red every day.

  • Chip Striker
    May 16, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    Pretty active day for the Heavyweight division in Springfield.

  • ChesterCopperPot
    May 16, 2017 at 11:13 am

    These trashbags do not represent Springfield, they represent the trash that PR sends over here…Boondock Saints said it best…Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your rachets we claim. It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

    And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

  • Fed up
    May 16, 2017 at 11:02 am

    The problem with Springfield is that Puerto Rican’s are citizens, not illegals. They complain about the illegals in Springfield. However, the island of Puerto Rico needs to make up its mind and become a state and pay their fair share of taxs or go on their own. What we need to do is have a complete overhaul of welfare, and I think the draft for both men and women , this would end a lot of problems.

  • Sometimes
    May 16, 2017 at 10:59 am

    Can someone please tell me what word in the English language “na” is meant to be? Na na na na Facts!!

  • The Executioner
    May 16, 2017 at 10:44 am

    Renamed Springratchetfield. No longer confused with the place on the Simpsons. I say it all the time, thank god I’ll be dead soon and not have to continue to bear witness to society’s descent into ratchetville hell. The only way to save us is to get the illegals out and their terrible influence, and make all able bodied 18 year olds do at minimum two years military service to learn some respect for themselves and others, as that is what is sorely lacking. Oh, and a bonfire to burn all those flat-brimmed hats…

  • Springfield Has Bottom Dwellers
    May 16, 2017 at 10:12 am

    Ladies simply do not drag each other on the ground and make a scene. Ladies DO NOT end up on TurtleBoy. The only explanation is, they are sea creatures.

    • KimberlyS
      May 16, 2017 at 4:33 pm

      They do resemble the majestic manatee.

  • Fed up
    May 16, 2017 at 9:02 am

    What everyone should do is buy or rent a home in Puerto Rico. Their leaving Puerto Rico in droves and the prices on homes are at foreclosure lows. They don’t want us to buy in their country and raise prices of homes in Puerto Rico. They all love Puerto Rico and someday want to go back to live. That’s why they don’t care one bit if they destroy Springfield. Most Puerto Rican’s I know go back for visits all the time, they come here for jobs and welfare. The last thing they want is us living there. We win if we populate their island, it works both ways.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    May 16, 2017 at 8:42 am

    What is the food stamp allowance based on? Because every single one of these ratchets and stamp sellers are fat. Which means either they get too many stamps or fucking McDonald’s needs to NOT accept them and they should be forced to eat vegetables. I am so confused by this.

  • Steven Stover
    May 15, 2017 at 11:54 pm

    These fat pigs show up after a day in bed at Six Flags. Season passes should be 500 bucks so the trash can’t afford them. I would return to Six Flags if they dumped the season passes. Overrun with trash like these welfare queens.

    • Deer Tick
      May 16, 2017 at 6:42 am

      Only time to go to six flags is the end of the season. By that time they have banned half the ratchets for shoplifting and fighting. Security showed me stacks of confiscated passes once, close to a thousand.

      It’s not generally a place for white people. Ratchets will just jump the lines, say fuck you to you if you complain and nobody does anything about it because they’re afraid of getting the shit beat out of them. Avoid at all costs.

      • Chip Striker
        May 16, 2017 at 1:01 pm

        No thanks to swimming in those animals piss. I’d rather mop the floor at a peep show then go to a water park.

      • Fed up
        May 16, 2017 at 2:17 pm

        Wait until the casino opens. Once the EBT cards are used up at the casinos, and the food stamps are sold the robbing and shootings will be in full force. I hope the casino isn’t expecting the rest of us to go to Springfield.

  • DMac
    May 15, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    Springfield used to be decent long ago. Fucking third world now.

    • The Executioner
      May 16, 2017 at 10:47 am

      Springfield used to be decent? When was that? Well before my memory so we are saying pre-1970s. As far back as I remember it was the trisister city of Lawrence and Fall River…huge blemishes on the face of Taxachusetts.

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