ANOTHER Fupasloth Ratchet Fight In Springfield At The Bus Depot As Some Rosa Laardvarks Got Dragged Off A Bus And Pummeled
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Right on cue we have ANOTHER ratchet rowdy down in Springfield. This time it’s at the bus station. And it was AWESOME!!
So Rosa Laardvarks did NOT wanna get off that bus. That’s when Wokeazoona looked to the crowd and asked them what they wanted her to do about it, like she was a gladiator waiting for the emperor to decide on the fate of her opponent.
Naturally since it’s Springfield everyone gave the thumbs down. From that point on Hurricane Slob was an unstoppable force of nature. Dragging her ass off the bus, throwing her to the ground, and attempting to punch her face again and again and again, as the viewers were treated to a wall full of ghetto booty:
Luckily people watching decided to jump in and do something to stop this from happening.
LOL. Just kidding. Everyone spandex wearing triple chinned ratchet who weighed in at over two bills continued to cheer her on:
While other out of towners looked on and thought, “This never happened on The Simpsons.” I must be in the wrong Springfield.
At one point Rosa Laardvarks seemed to have the upper hand by employing the latest move she learned in her yoga class at Curves:
But alas Wokeazoona would not be defeated, and she quickly regained the upper hand as a local ratchet stood by, watched, and did nothing.
As usual, you can instantly find out the name of the winning from the comments, where they will be basking in the glories of another productive day of ratchetry. Wokeazoona’s real name is of course Asiaa May Figueroa, because apparently her mother named her after the continent she most resembled.
Luckily she had a really good reason for dragging her opponent of the bus and beating her – the woman was saying that her and her cousin Michael jumped in to hell mimi like Na bitch she did all that herself”:
Hey, here’s a fact – someone should just drop a nuclear bomb on Springfield. There’s no hope and no future. Give it to the ratchets and watch it burn from a distance.
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