Anyone Know This Piece Of Shit Caught On Tape Slashing Tires All Around Grafton Hill Because A Woman Wouldn’t Have Sex With Him?

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So this long time turtle rider who lives on Houghton Street in the Grafton Hill section of Worcester had the tires of her Jeep slashed the other night:

She was just one of many, thus making it appear as if it was a random act of dooshnozzelry on the part of local hoodlums. This particular woman has no grievances with anyone, and certainly wouldn’t be the target of any sort of tire slashing revenge plot. Luckily she caught the whole thing on video. First he came at 3:20 AM, and slashed some tires down the street. He did not slash the turtle rider’s tires at that time, but he did take a drunken piss on the side of her car, which was caught on video:

Then at 6:03 AM the turtle rider awoke for work like turtle riders always do at 6 AM, and she actually witnessed the guy slashing her tires!! She wanted to yell something at the guy as he was doing it, but since this is Worcester, a “safe city” for elitists like Joe Petty who live on the West Side, she didn’t say anything because she feared getting shot by this psychopath. Here’s the surveillance video of the asshole slashing her tires:

There he is:

Anyone wanna run those plates? Our machine is broken and I’m sure we’ll do a followup after this shithead is brought to justice.

As day broke more and more people came outside to find their tires slashed as well:

So why would someone do this? Well, as it turns out it’s because he’s so repulsive and no one wants to have sex with him. Ya see, fatso here went on a date with a chick who lived on this street, but he got too drunk and sloppy and he smelt like body order, so she ditched his smelly ass. But instead of just taking the L and playing some Pornhub backstroke roulette, he decided he was gonna slash her mother’s tires at 3:20 in the morning. But not before he pissed on the turtle rider’s Jeep first.

Then he went home and realized that it would be blatantly obvious that he did it, since he had a clear motive. So what did he do? He came back and slashed the tires of 3 or 4 more cars in the neighborhood, so it would look like a random act of juvenile delinquency instead of a targeted attack on a girl who wouldn’t let him add a banana to her fruit salad.

But he didn’t realize that Turtleboy is everywhere, and we are always watching. Everyone who had their tires slashed missed at least a day’s pay of work, and they’re all stuck with the bill:

Luckily this numbnuts not only was caught in the act, he was dumb enough to take a selfie with the girl’s cell phone before she ditched him for being such a disgusting pile of Albert Haynesworth pudding:

So yea, let’s find this asshole. Worcester isn’t a big place. Someone reading this knows who he is. How long until we have a name? I hope to wake up tomorrow and find our inbox flooded with the same name. This nostrildamus needs to go down hard for his crimes.

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