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I could’ve told you this asshole was stealing this pit the moment I saw this:
New rule – you’re not allowed to own a pit bull if you wear flat brimmed hats with the sticker still on it. Especially if you’re old enough to remember the Challenger explosion.
A couple months back a similar situation happened in Methuen when some deep fried ghetto nugget known as Chunky Brewster stole a kitten. We got her within hours and Malden PD got the kitten back. Naturally the turtle signal immediately goes up now when stuff like this happens:
So let’s give it a shot folks. This guy is likely a career shithead. The woman who stole the cat in Methuen probably just wanted a free cat. But anyone who steals a pit bull is doing so for nefarious reasons. He could’ve stolen any kind of dog, and he chose the one that’s infamous for dog fighting and eating delicious children. Safe to say that this dog is in immediate danger, and this is the kind of individual who will be turning the dog into an aggressive and dangerous animal. More than likely the dog has had more sex in the last 3 days then the South Shore Sausage Queen, as likely they’re trying breed new pits as well. Not that poor Nick is minding it, but once the puppies come he’s no longer going to be of use to them.
A lot of people are blaming the ARL for letting this flat brimmed sketchball take the dog for a walk. Apparently he gave them a fake ID with a fake address, so it’s safe to say their policies will change after this. You’re selling pit bulls in Boston. Once the Roxbury ratchet patrol gets wind of that it’s game over. I don’t blame them, since they’ve probably done this many times before and no one as stolen a dog. But live and learn I suppose.
The only thing I don’t understand is why they waited three or four days to post his photograph. Get that shit out on Facebook immediately. It’s the most powerful tool ever invented for tracking down shiteheads. For all the “Just don’t use Facebook” people out there – Facebook is a borderline necessity at this point. There’s no excuse for any police department or business not to have a page. It’s like saying don’t drive a car. It’s where everyone is at. It’s set up so that thousands of people can share these posts and reach millions. Nothing like this has ever existed before.
They also should’ve posted the whole video too, because Mixmaster douchebag had an accomplice:
Oh yea, the woman scratching herself like Tyrone Biggums sure makes me feel like this dog was going to a loving home.
I’ve never met that woman before, but anyone who wears gray sweatpants out in public and scratches themselves like that while stealing a pit bull has definitely traded in food stamps for crack at some point.
And the stupidest comment of the day goes to…..
Ole, ole, ole, ole!!!!
Yea guys, maybe something “happened” to this man that made him give them a fake ID and steal a pit bull with his crack bunny partner. Ever think of that? Nope. Mic drop!!
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