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The MSPCA-Nevins Farm adoption center in Methuen needs your help identifying this Chunky Brewster, who stole a kitten today:
It was all a big misunderstanding folks. The cat’s name is Caramel. And Chunky Brewster here clearly cannot resist the urge to pass up anything involving Caramel.
Seriously though, 200 pounds? Where? On the moon? And why is she dressed like a catholic school girl stripper? I haven’t seen a more identifiable person since Trigglypuff. Surely some turtle rider from the Mingya Valley area has seen this woman holding up the line at the Super Chinese Buffet before.
And before you go whining about how Turtleboy is being mean about her weight like these people:
This woman stole a cat and put it in her purse. Fuck. Her. Feelings.
Believe it or not there are also people defending her actions:
Newsflash – if you can’t afford $300 to buy a cat then you can’t afford to have a cat. Because it costs a lot more than $300 to keep the cat alive. Either way, no one gives a shit if she fell in love with the cat you simple minded twit. Contrary to popular belief you are not entitled to things that you can’t afford just because you want them.
So yea, if you know who she is, let us know by emailing [email protected] or messaging the Turtleboy Sports Black Lives Matter Facebook page. And if she has a Facebook page, screenshot everything. Because there’s a 1,000% chance she takes it down within in the next 24 hours.