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So according to the Worcester Police Department’s Facebook page, they got another unregistered gun off the streets yesterday when they found some nervous high school kid nearly pissing his pants in the backseat of a car on Grafton Hill:
As soon as you saw it was a teenager from Grafton Hill, you KNEW what was coming – the “Free my bro” posts:
Always a classic, but extremely predictable. It doesn’t matter what the person did or how dangerous they are. If they get arrested then it’s a rule that Worcester’s junior hood rats will be out en masse saying “free the boi.” And these supporters almost ALWAYS have a selfie for a Facebook picture, preferably while standing in front of the bathroom mirror or holding up money that will almost surely be wasted on bling within 24 hours.
This is Worcester’s future. This is why a three bedroom house costs twice as much in Sterling as it does on Massassoit Road. Because this is who your kids have to go to school with.
Like I said, those comments are pretty standard. They usually don’t even know the guy. It’s just the cool thing to post on Facebook. But you rarely see commentary as legendary as this:
Uh-oh, watch out Worcester Police!!! My girl Khadija is NOT playin. Just sayin. You’re gonna have to answer to her if anything happens to him in jail. But you’ll have to figure out what the question she’s asking is first and you might have to consult with Urban Dictionary while doing so.
There’s just so many amazing things jam packed into one singular post. Actually, make that one singular sentence. Without a single period, even at the end. I guess she wasn’t done. What I don’t understand is if you’re gonna tell people to “suck a dick” then why you do you have to censor yourself with all the asterisks when you swear? Is Khadija worried about small children reading this and learning foul language? I’m not sure if she has reproduced, but if she has, quite frankly that sounds like the least of their problems.
And I swear, we have no idea who is running this Unofficial Customer Service account, but they’re becoming one of our favorite commenters:
No clue what she meant to say there, but it sounds serious, deep, and twisted. “Go suck your mother after your father’s death.” Lovely woman. Shocking that an associate of hers would find themselves in a car with an unregistered, loaded handgun.
She works in a group home? Well, that’s just GREAT!!! Looks like that UCLA degree is really paying dividends!!!
And once again, the best part about reading these posts on the WPD Facebook page is clicking on the profiles. It’s like a never ending sea of selfies and duck faces:
I swear, some of these people spend their entire day taking pictures of themselves and posting “free my bro” whenever someone they met one time gets arrested. Just another day in the lovely city of Worcester!!!
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36 Comment(s)
Looks like she’s using talk to text. That’s why it has the asterisks in place of swears. She loves her brother enough to rant, but not enough to actually use her thumbs.
you can say and do what you want with other peoples children but in will not allow you to bash my 12yr old ever!!!!!
that picture of the boy holding up money !!!!!! is my son and that money was a gift ,not that i have to let you or anyone else know about my family !!!!! but i will say this stop using my sons image for your bullshit or the next time you hear from me it will be from a lawyer!!!!!!!!!!
Here’s an idea…instead of focusing on selfies, and defending your “homies” after getting grabbed with a gun, in all places Grafton Hill, maybe she should have paid closer attention in English class!! I think I could decipher German more easily than her incoherent babbling!!
And shame on the police for arresting a shit head with a gun! That’s so racist! How can anyone possibly defend any clown carrying a gun around this city? Let me guess, “none of you know my homie, he’s a good guy”. Just happens to be concealing an illegal handgun in a car full of thugs! One less gunshot call, or Shooting in front of a Grafton Hill barber shop!!! That’s a win for the city!
^ The city won’t win a thing…All the ghettos keep doing is multiplying. To get the gist, you’d need to work in that field.
I can’t stop reading this cows post. Maybe what she meant by working at Walmart is that she ate Walmart
This idiot sister who posted a comment on Facebook Kiiihjida ot whatever her name is. She says she studied at UCLA. There is no way that this ignorant overweight slob even has her GED I’m certainly by no means the most eloquent writer in the world but what she wrote my six-year-old daughter is a better writer And if she’s working in a group home holy crap that’s scary no respect for the law typical loser
Felony arrest at 17. Looks like he has a bright future with the prison system.
Ratchet.
Stick that sheboon’s face in some dough and voila! Gorilla cookies.
Smmfh all I got to say you should be embarrassed of yourself ppl like your brother is what is wrong with society today you work in a group home so you know what he was up to and you more than likely knew he had a gun why not try to steer him in the right direction and I cant believe someone who would threaten the police working at a group home smh
She’s got a face like a torn pocket and she talks\writes like my foot’s asleep.
She must do some Gooooooood suckin with those lips, is that a cougar loves kittens in the top right?
University of
Chimps
Loving
Apes
Only UCLA this Double-dipped Cocoa Puff coon knows about
#justanotherthuggoingtoprison #buykhadijapunctuation
I have two words about that woman’s fb post: word salad.
What ever happened to personal responsibility? Instead people just blame the police when they get caught. “How dare the cops keep dangerous people off the street. They are lazy and need to do their jobs!” what stupid people.
Did I miss it, or did no one here say “only God can judge?” Because that seems like a pretty standard one when a kid gets arrested.
There should be a mandatory death sentence if you commit a crime using a gun. That’s how we will end gun violence.
Hey that’s racist against blacks and Mexicans.
The amount of teenagers with guns in Worcester is alarming . They should impose harsher sentences because upstanding people don’t carry around loaded unregistered guns and no FID.
^ The amount of parents in these communities who are condoning this behavior of teens carrying guns is equally alarming. Wonder who is supplying the kids? Could be the adults in their lives.
darkies lmao
What a heifer… Need to thin the herd while we still can
One of these homies flashing twenties should donate to a “Buy Khadija Some Punctuation” GoFundMe.
A fundraiser to buy her a thesaurus would be good, too.
Swear I saw the kid with the long hair in Boylston at a Gulf station, purchased something, and sped off pretty fast in an old beat up looking toyota camera ( 1990s model) but he had lots of zits on his face and made some cocky comment to the cashier ( wasn’t paying much attention but thought to myself ” fool”.
I swear she was my cashier tonight at Walmart.
There is a cashier at super walmart in worcester who has peacock hair with messed up eyes. She was ringing the lady up but her eye kept looking my direction when she was talking to the lady and I thought she was talking to me so I kept answering her. I felt like such a dick when I realized her eyes were cocked. When it was time for her to ring me up, she said nothing at all. What a shopping experience.
When I drink I get a lazy eye but… hers were ridiculous enough to confuse me.
Story of the evening.
That piece of trash never went to UCLA.
She drove by it once, that doesn’t count as going there?
And by drove by, she means her homeboy did a drive by in Compton.
Well, back in my days at FT. Benning, the local community college was called UCLA… University of Columbus Longside the Airport
Ebonics does NOT COUNT AS ENGLISH!
Parently not
She has one hell of a mustache!
Whos tbe chick in the blue and white striped shirt?
I had to scroll back up, then I had a good laugh!!