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Source: Two residents found an intruder inside their North Main Street house early Tuesday and followed the woman outside to a nearby house. The two men, brothers in their 20s, found the woman in their home’s basement rummaging through personal belongings. Their mother woke them after she heard noises, according to police.
Police officers Michael Fitzgerald and Andrew Kelley were dispatched around 12:45 a.m. and investigated before a suspect was found about a half hour later, according to police. Arrested was 29-year-old Andrea L. Courchesne of 10 County St., Mansfield. Courchesne was charged with felony breaking and entering, unlawful possession of suboxone strips and unlawful possession of a prescription pill that has not been identified. She was released on her own recognizance after booking but failed to appear for her scheduled arraignment in Attleboro District Court.
Her mother must be so proud…..
But Mr. Belding frowns upon your shenanigans.
Not even Mansfield is safe when you have a Hockomock hoodrat with the “disease” on the prowl. How’d you like to walk into your basement at 1 in the morning and see this face?
Things will never be the same.
She has a good excuse though:
You can take the ratchet out of Attleboro, but you can’t take the Attleboro out of the ratchet. FAX!!
It’s been over a week since the Attleboro scissorsaurus skipped her arraignment, but that hasn’t stopped her from being a busy beaver on the Facebook machine, posting about looking for a new apartment in Mansfield community pages:
So yea, if you’re a Hockomock slumlord looking for a new tenant and you don’t mind being paid with food stamps and other people’s wedding rings that the pawn shop in Central Falls wouldn’t accept as barter, this is the ideal tenant for you!!
And by “young couple” she means her and her latest doughnut bumper:
If you act quickly, this grundle smearing ritual could be coming to a tenement near you!!
This one probably won’t last very long though. When you’re a lesbian who looks and dresses like an actual chick, you’re a hot commodity on the free market. That’s why she seems to go clam bouncing like it’s going out of style.
She had a good excuse for breaking into that home though…….
She was looking for her cat. In fairness though, it appears as if she’s always on the hunt for new pussy.
Coincidentally she’s also selling engagement rings on Easton yard sale pages:
Which would explain why she’s breaking into homes. Because God knows she pawned her own engagement ring at least a week before that:
You’d think that a woman who is clearly taken for, and who prefers the warm, stimulating currents from the natural springs in the lady’s pond, would be left alone by male suitors. But some guys just can’t take a Facebook hint and feel the need to offer their yogurt slinging services to the Attleboro scissorsaurus:
When Andrea isn’t busy breaking into homes and scouring the gutters for once used syringes, she’s working on her aspiring modeling career by posing for bathroom selfies on top of the sink in the women’s locker of the Attleboro YMCA:
Who hasn’t walked into the locker room and seen a local hogbox kneeling on top of a sink? I’m sure once the “talent agency,” which more than likely consists of a lone horny man in South Dakota, sees her pictures, her career will really take off.
This poonstachio is prophetic too:
Yes it is Andrea. Yes it is.
This is a promising sign at least:
Yes, please Andrea, stay in Worcester as long as possible. Go hang out with Uncle Turtleboy. He loves people like you. Just go west really. It’s all the same to me so long as you stay far, far away from all things 495 south.