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Badass 7 Year Old Survives Kidnapping, Strangulation, Being Thrown Off Bridge By A Dooshnozzle Dianne Williamson Supported When He Accused Worcester Police Of Corruption

Badass 7 Year Old Survives Kidnapping, Strangulation, Being Thrown Off Bridge By A Dooshnozzle Dianne Williamson Supported When He Accused Worcester Police Of Corruption

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Editor’s note: We put the wrong bridge in our initial blog. It was actually the 290 bridge that the girl was thrown off of, which is MUCH higher, and only makes her story of survival even more badass.

Someone forwarded this email to us last night:

Subject: Child abduction

Hello All,

On August 27th at about 0230 hours, Joshua Hubert (DOB 01-07-82) abducted a 7 YOF from her grandfather’s home after a family party. Hubert drove around for a while with the girl then stopped the MV and strangled the girl. He then stopped the assault for an unknown reason. Hubert then drove for a while longer and we believe he stopped on the 290 bridge in Shrewsbury MA. He then tossed the girl into Lake Quinsigamond from the bridge. The female was able to right herself and walked to a residence in Shrewsbury MA and the police were called. The female has been steadfast in her story and according to investigators is very credible. Her injuries are consistent with her story. Hubert was placed under arrest at the police station. He was interviewed and denied any involvement. MSP CPAC/Shrewsbury PD/Worcester PD investigating. 

Then today the Worcester Police put out this press release on their Facebook page:

First of all, this little girl is gangsta as shit. She was likely awoken at 2:30 by this animal, who then put her in a car, strangled her, and threw her off a bridge. And what does she do? Swims to shore. Like a bad ass. That’s a big fucking drop man.

And that’s some nasty, sewage infested, deep water. A 17 year old drown in that lake this summer. But somehow a 7 year old girl survives it after being kidnapped, strangled, and tossed off a bridge. This is the most amazing story of survival I’ve ever heard.

As for this mushmouth, Joshua Hubert, I’ve never heard of him before even though he’s close to my age and lives in Worcester. Anyone got his Facebook? Because if he has one he’s not using his real name. Needless to say he is human garbage and deserves to not only be tried and convicted, he should be shamed publicly so everyone knows that he’s the kind of guy who kidnaps little girls and throws them off bridges.

Oh, and guess who has come to this guy’s defense several times before…..

Yup, Dianne Williamson. She sure knows how to pick some winners. And she went to bat for this guy not once, but twice in an 8 day period back in 2009. Back then Josh was in a custody dispute with his ex-girlfriend Valerie Zawalich for their 17 month old son. She was a former police dispatcher who had taken out restraining orders on him, and he was alleging that the Worcester Police were allowing her to have custody of the child when the court dictated otherwise. Naturally Dianne took his side because him and his lawyer were going after the Worcester Police and accusing them of being corrupt:

A police dispatcher until recently, Ms. Zawalich had a five-year relationship with Joshua Hubert, the father of her child, Darrien; they had shared custody informally after they broke up. In June, she managed to get charges filed against Mr. Hubert after claiming that he had kicked in the door to an apartment they sometimes shared. (Mr. Hubert told police he had a key, was locked out and no one was home). On Aug. 3, the same day the city notified her it was holding a disciplinary hearing on a complaint that she had posted police records about Mr. Hubert’s family on the Internet, she had secured a 10-day restraining order against him, which barred him from testifying at the hearing.

Mr. Hubert and his lawyer, Nicholas Plante, are charging that police took no action because Ms. Zawalich worked until recently as a Worcester police dispatcher. In a letter Friday to Chief Gary Gemme, Mr. Plante said he’s concerned that Ms. Zawalich “is benefiting from inside baseball and that the department is protecting one of its own.”

So he kicked the door into the house, and she posted true things about his family on Facebook. Yea, these things are equal. Granted, there’s two sides to every story. But as a general rule of thumb I tend to side with the party that doesn’t throw 7 year old girls off of bridges. Just sayin.

Plus, Dianne Williamson has a long and documented history of attacking the WPD whenever possible. A couple months back it was a cop whose girlfriend killed herself using his service weapon. Before that it was a cop who got rough with a lifelong criminal who had spit on him in a jail cell. She’s sided with a crackhead who defamed Paul Conzo Salon. The list goes on and on. Odds are if Dianne writes a sympathetic column about you, you’re up to no good.

Anyway, there’s probably gonna be a lot more to come out about this story. Was it a revenge kidnapping? Is he a diddler? Why would he drop her off of a bridge? Nothing makes sense. So if you know any of the parties involved in this, or you can get us access to his social media, feel free to send it over here. All sources are anonymous as usual.


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14 Comment(s)
  • September 5, 2017 at 5:25 am

    Thanks for finally writing about >Badass 7 Year Old Survives
    Kidnapping, Strangulation, Being Thrown Off Bridge By A Dooshnozzle Dianne Williamson Supported When He Accused Worcester Police Of
    Corruption – Turtleboy <Loved it!

  • September 3, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    This is my first time pay a visit at here and i am truly impressed to read everthing at
    single place.

  • August 29, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    I don’t particularly like Diane Williamson, but at least she doesn’t post fake news under a fake name.

    • KimberlyS
      August 30, 2017 at 11:11 am

      That’s funny. She may use her real name, but it is most definitely fake news. 🙂

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    August 28, 2017 at 6:44 pm

    Love how you connected this scumbag to that other lowlife, Dianne. Keep digging, I’m sure there is more.

    Isn’t it funny how the lowest of the low in our society are always connected to each other by just a few degrees of separation, or at least by all voting Democrat?

  • August 28, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    Shame on you turtle boy for publishing the mother and minors name… that is just wrong they have nothing to do with this horrific act on violence…
    You should have black it out!! Diane Williamson is a fucking asshole who should even be allowed to hold a crayon….

    School is just starting you should black out that child’s name! He did nothing to deserve this attention. There’s enough tragedy here … god bless you little girl

    • Bobby
      August 28, 2017 at 3:45 pm

      In defense of TBS, the mother and child were only named through a referenced article thats already In existence. It can be seen by anyone who searches Joshua Hubert. Which is now most likely the most searched name on Google…

  • Coach
    August 28, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    Coach says: Fire up the wood-chipper. Feet first see he can see us all cheer on the wood-chipper.

  • msheadkracker
    August 28, 2017 at 11:42 am

    What does he think it’s gonna be less of a charge since he didn’t sexually abuse her(that we know so far) that he can deny any involvement at all? She’s 7, she knows who took her, she knows who strangled her, and she knows who threw her off the bridge, he did. I’m book that’s plenty of evidence to not need any court proceedings and send his ass straight to jail for life. He has a history of domestic violence and assault, nuff said.

  • Bobby
    August 28, 2017 at 11:20 am

    I think it’s time we bring back public hangings just for mr. Hubert. Nationally broadcast his permanent removal from society. Put it on pay per view and use the earnings to help catch and eliminate similar public threats. Maybe then these chromosome deficient asshats will think twice or be hanged out of existence. ( firing line works also) I just hope right now he’s having his ass passed around a prison cell like Paris Hilton at a hotel party.

  • Brian
    August 28, 2017 at 11:05 am

    I am gonna take a wild guess that everyone involved in this is a scumbag including the people who own the house. I have a 7 year old and usually don’t host parties at my house at 2:30am. This was probably one drug addict pissed off at another drug addict/dealer. My guess is when all is said and done this poor girl will end up in foster care which is sad.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 28, 2017 at 11:04 am

    Can someone please throw Dianne Williamson off a bridge.


  • Johnny5
    August 28, 2017 at 10:57 am

    Someone should probably kill him, right? Fuck this guy

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