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Beetlejuice Jenner Saves Taxpayers Money By Shooting Himself In Head In Sunoco Bathroom After Shooting Springfield Cops, Fam Starts GoFundMe For Sex Offender

 

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Christmas came early this year in Springfield, in the form of one dead career criminal sex offender who saved the taxpayers a lot of money by taking one for the team.

MassliveA man who opened fire on police in a Forest Park gas station and then shot himself in the head while barricaded in the business’ bathroom, was a Level 2 sex offender who had been arrested multiple times for kidnapping, car theft and breaking into cars. Daniel Buck, 29, of Southbridge, had been arrested twice in seven months between October 2015 and May 2016 in Western Massachusetts for a variety of offenses including stealing a car when an 8-year-old boy was inside, the Republican reported previously.

Republican stories show Buck had addresses in Wilbraham, Ludlow, Chicopee and Springfield and had been charged in crimes such as receiving stolen property, motor vehicle larceny, possession of heroin and failing to register as a sex offender. He more recently was living in Southbridge and was involved in a domestic altercation in that town shortly before midnight. Police there contacted Springfield officers early Tuesday morning asking them to be on the lookout for Buck.

“Southbridge Police stated the man was possibly in possession of a loaded firearm, he was arrestable and possibly suicidal,” said Ryan Walsh, police spokesman.

Stop right there. This guy is a career criminal who can’t stop breaking the law, and he’s registered sex offender who has burned every bridge in a variety of Western Mass ratchet havens, so naturally then Southbridge became his next destination. And let’s be honest, if there was a mascot for Southbridge, this would be it.

He might as well have Southbridge tattooed on his forehead. Although I don’t want to assume they pronouns.

At about 3 a.m. officers received information that Buck was at the Sunoco Gas Station on 730 Sumner Ave. and arrived to see him buying something from a cashier, he said. Officers entered the building with their service pistols drawn and ordered him to show his hands. Buck repeatedly ignored orders, pulled out a gun and fired multiple shots at police but missed them. Officers returned fire and Buck backed into a corner of the store. He fired another round at the four officers and then ran into a bathroom, locking the door, Walsh said.

After escorting the female clerk out of the building to safety. Tactical officers entered the store and about 90 minutes later found Buck dead from what is believed to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. He had also been struck by police gunfire, he said.

Wait till you see some of his other arrests. He’s so dumb it’s remarkable he’s been able to survive this long.

While driving a stolen Honda Civic in October 2015, Buck led police on a high-speed chase into Connecticut that was aborted when he reached speeds in excess of 100 mph. Later that day he was arrested by Chicopee Police after loss prevention officers caught him trying to steal Red Bull from the Big Y supermarket.

What do you do after successfully evading police by crossing state lines in a stolen car? Re-enter that state later in the day and head to an densely populated area where you are more likely to encounter police and steal a Red Bull from a grocery store. Pure genius.

Police then learned Ludlow Police also had a warrant for his arrest charging him for the theft of two Honda Civics and other crimes. Both cars had been taken outside a store on 320 East St. when the owners left them running while entering the store. The thefts occurred on Sept. 28 and Oct. 9, Republican stories said.

Of course he exclusively steals Honda Civics. Because, of course. 

Detectives were able to identify him after finding a Walmart receipt inside one of the stolen Hondas and reviewing surveillance video from the store.

Willing to steal a car but not items from Walmart.

Leaves a receipt in a stolen car that acts as a bread crumb trail for cops to track him down.

Makes sure to style his hair so that he’ll be easily recognizable.

Nonbinary Nacho truly is one of the great criminal masterminds of our time.

He was also charged in a recent rash of vehicle break-ins in Longmeadow at the time of his arrest, the Republican reported. Seven months later, in May 2016, Buck hopped into a Ford Escape that a woman had left parked and running with her child inside while she stopped at a convenience store on Center Street in Ludlow. He and a second person did stop and let the child out of the car a short distance away, the Republican reportedHe was arrested several days later in Holyoke in the car and charged with receiving stolen property and possession of heroin. Ludlow police also charged him in the vehicle theft and kidnapping.

Sells heroin, kidnaps crotch fruits, steals cars, and shoots cops. How will the community ever survive without Beetlejuice Jenner breathing our air?

And of course this pillar of society has a GoFundMe.

Pro tip – if you’re gonna raise money for a chudstuffer who died shooting unregistered handguns at cops while actively endangering their lives and the life of the innocent clerk, make sure you don’t choose photographs featuring “the hat,” ankle bracelets, wife beater/oversized belt buckle combos, and day shift stripper.

Yes, that’s right – in America even sex offender heroin dealer would-be cop killers get GoFundMe’s. Were any of those things mentioned in the GFM, which was created while his dead body was still warm and inconveniencing people who wanted to buy gas?

When your daughter is listed after your sister, brother, and parents on the GFM, you know you owe a lot of money in child support. This will be a huge loss to the poor girl. I’m sure they were very close as parenting was obviously a priority for Beetlejuice Jenner. His “hopes and dreams” of one day opening up his own barbershop funded by heroin sale proceeds was about to come to fruition too. Sad.

His family and friends seem like great people who really have their priorities in order as well.

I can’t fathom how someone whose street name was “psycho” would end up dead before the age of 30. Seems like a high percentage nickname.

True that yo! What’s possibly more gangsta than shooting yourself in the head in a Springfield Sunoco bathroom? It simply doesn’t get anymore G than that. I know when I pass I want my family to memorialize me by posting about that time we got high out of our minds and got tattoos.

And if white people aren’t using the n word in my obituary, while bragging about the “dirt” we made together, then what’s the point of even living?

With family members like this, I can’t imagine how someone would fall into this sort of lifestyle.

Sounds like Kris Buck is really shaken up over this.

This is the woman starting the GFM.

She’s in love with a sex offender. Her creepy “Uncle” Jeff must’ve sure done a number on her.

Nikki is suggesting that this is a coverup.

Nikki, I know a woman in West Warwick you can contact who will explain to you how to file a complaint and have the cops investigated.

How old were you when you fell in love with him anyway?

So you were 14 when you started dating him, and you were together for 8 years. He’s 29, so that means 8 years ago he was 21. I’m not saying that he bore a crotch fruit with the same girl who is the reason he’s a registered sex offender, but I don’t know how to finish this sentence. Also, maybe I forgot to carry a one, but I didn’t get the same numbers they did.

Thots and shares.

 

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55 Comment(s)
  • Who Flung Cum
    December 7, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    Will there be any more persons with active warrants in one place than at his wake? I mean I’m not suggesting the MSP stake it out, but..

  • A Most Fitting Place for a Mutt to Die
    December 7, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Damn, was there ever a more fitting place for a dirty mutt to meet his maker. Never imagined it could be in a city gas station and on the friggin shit/ piss/ drug laden bathroom floor at that. Hey, the bathroom was never “cleaner” once this mutt expired.

  • Yuggga
    December 6, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Most importantly, what is the answer to Larry the Cable guys question about vegetarians?

  • Corinth Arkadin
    December 5, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    “Rock them clouds, man.”

    Awww, come on, LOLZ, get the fuck outta here…

  • Leigha g's dirty clam
    December 5, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    Any word on the services? Not sure if they just flushed this piece of shit down the crapper in the sunoco.

  • whatevuh
    December 5, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    I’d like to find out where he’s buried so I can go piss on his grave, ya know, give him a proper send off

  • Judge dread
    December 5, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    It’s fucking intense to be a police officer now. You show up and this dick bags starts lighting up the fucking store. Notice how he didn’t hit but the police hit him. He was probably bleeding out and decided to end it. That bathroom must have looked disgusting when it was all over. Glad none of the officers were shot and I’m glad this piece of shit doesn’t cost the tax payers $75k/year in Shirley.

  • E. Norma Stitz
    December 5, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    This piece of garbage should have gone into the woods alone and done it. No mess, no damage to property and no one would give a fuck.

    • Can I use the restroom?
      December 5, 2019 at 6:16 pm

      No, not in the forest. Not fair to the animals and other things trying to survive. They have it hard enough. One taste of that guy’s remains would be fatal, a gruesome death. Better he began and ended the first day of the rest of his life in a gas station restroom. The image seems more fitting.

  • Chi chi
    December 5, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    What a dirty looking cocksucker
    Killing himself was the best thing he could have done for humanity
    Who’s the douchebag he was with?

  • Marlon
    December 5, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    He looks like half a spade
    So in that case a dead spade is a good spade

  • Chi chi
    December 5, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    I’m not surprised this shit bag is from Southbridge
    It is the asshole of north america

  • Adios
    December 5, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    How about the poor cops this guy tried to kill. What a piece of shit this kid was. Always stealing from people that work for a living. Maybe if the family did something for this kid he wouldn’t have been such a burden to society

  • Anti Fag
    December 5, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    Brains sprayed all over the bathroom walls.
    Brain matter and bits of skull everywhere.
    Voided bowels.
    Stench of feces.

    • WeRFucked
      December 8, 2019 at 8:10 am

      … and that’s before he went in there. Fuck Southbridge. Fuck independently Muslim owned Sunoco gasoline stations too.

  • Spictacular
    December 5, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    He had “Hope’s and dreams” let me guess, he was an aspiring rapper?

    • Da Way It Be
      December 5, 2019 at 2:39 pm

      Dreaming to open his own barbershop. 2nd most chosen “profession” after rapper.

  • Cheddah
    December 5, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    When I was a CO working at MCI Concord back in the day, the dumbest inmates (and their immediate family who came for visits) all seemed to mostly come from Springfield. FACKS…

    • WeRFucked
      December 8, 2019 at 8:14 am

      CO = The Worst Job Ever.
      I don’t know how you guys/girls could ever do that job. Fuck the ACLU and give CO’s the right to use stun guns whenever a shit bag looks at them the wrong way.

  • Bucky
    December 5, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Time for some little ‘pithy’ comments:

    Looks like this Buck was a dollar short and a day late

    If you took him AND 100 cents you’d have a Buck

    Cleaning up the aftermath of that mess was the best Buck we’ve ever spent

    He was always a few pennies short of a buck

    He paid the price for always trying to Buck the system

  • Finn
    December 5, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Happy Thursday Everyone!

    I’m good with this!

    [skips along merrily]

    See you in hell “sicko”.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Lee Ho
    December 5, 2019 at 11:15 am

    If Obama had a son.

    • Ho Li Phuk
      December 5, 2019 at 1:27 pm

      He have dim son, right, Lee?

      • The angry taint
        December 6, 2019 at 2:26 pm

        You and Lee fucking kill me…..lol well done

  • HAHA
    December 5, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Unlike Epstein, this guy definitely killed himself

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 5, 2019 at 10:52 am

    He was known as “Danielle” in prison and got his ass ripped up like kleenex. Hopefully all his faggot friends follow suit and off themselves.

    • Inya Tufar
      December 5, 2019 at 11:48 am

      Another box of ashes being sent back to Puerto Rico

      • Taxpayers Want To Know
        December 5, 2019 at 2:41 pm

        Will his EBT card be shut off

        • Corinth Arkadin
          December 5, 2019 at 8:51 pm

          I could use free gas.

  • Sprinkle Pig
    December 5, 2019 at 10:47 am

    Can you imagine the amount of losers at this funeral? Holy Shit! The world would be so better off if someone did a strafing mission with an A-10 warthog during that funeral bbbbrrrrraaaappppptttttt!!!!! Nightmare one one this Springfield PD you are cleared hot. The amount of tax payer dollars that would be saved with that fire mission would amazing. By the way on dogs I’m throwing dirt on your man I guess I’m going to get it on sight huh? hahahahahaha fuck your man you are all fucking losers and this state and country is better off

    • Captain Trips
      December 5, 2019 at 11:50 am

      Like the movie The Final Countdown: “Splash the zeros. Repeat. Splash the zeros!”

  • R Lee Ermey
    December 5, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Finally one of these maggots has taken my advice and eaten a gun!

    • Y
      December 5, 2019 at 10:46 am

      Tell ’em, Gunny.

  • Hubie Blake
    December 5, 2019 at 10:30 am

    Ten thousand fucking dollars to lay this dude in the dirt somewhere? His family sound like real winners, and not dollar chasing ratchets. Also, of course he couldn’t even kill himself honorably. He had to fuck up a public bathroom in the process. That gofundme money should go to the Sunoco store. Take, take, take – that’s all cockroaches and their families do.

    • Little Miss Sunshine
      December 5, 2019 at 11:18 am

      Ten grand for a funeral? Nah. They’re going to bury him in a cardboard box in a field somewhere and use the GFM for dope, Newports, and Henny. I love how they say he “was taken from us”…um, NO, he took himself. And I thank him for that. Bunch of fucking scumbag pieces of shit. All of them.

      • Hubie Blake
        December 5, 2019 at 11:25 am

        Hahaha, exactly! That and the horseshit about ‘going out like a g’. Fucking terrible people.

        • Hi Point hood guns
          December 5, 2019 at 11:28 am

          At least he went out with a bang.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        December 5, 2019 at 12:47 pm

        Speaking of Newports, next year there could be a ratched uprising when mentol cigs as banned in Mass. Although Mass is so small, getting to another state to buy them is not too hard.

        • Hugh-Bo Mont
          December 5, 2019 at 12:49 pm

          *menthol

        • Hugh-Bo Mont
          December 5, 2019 at 12:52 pm

          Oh, fuck me. *are banned

          • Corinth Arkadin
            December 5, 2019 at 8:56 pm

            *Everybody’s takin’ my act now.

    • Captain Trips
      December 5, 2019 at 11:52 am

      I thought the SAME thing. Who pays for the brains, blood, and bullet holes in the Sunoco store?

      • The Real White Privilege
        December 5, 2019 at 2:47 pm

        The white tax payer thru ever increasing real estate taxes and every other tax they can think of to steal from whitey.
        We are the slaves. Have been for years. The bad part productive whites are not reproducing enough because they are working 2 and 3 jobs. All while the third world invasion and ever growing reproduction rate increases.
        Thanks for playing whitey but you are not a winner.

        • WeRFucked
          December 8, 2019 at 8:20 am

          THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE ARE FUCKED!

  • Old St Rick
    December 5, 2019 at 10:16 am

    Nothing says Christmas like a shootout at a Springfield gas station.

  • Y
    December 5, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Any relation to Ed Buck?

    • ncfoothillbilly
      December 5, 2019 at 10:46 am

      Ed Buck was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this assholes name. Fuck both of these child molesters. Ed should follow suit and go home to his father, the devil, as well (and take his pedo friend shifty Schiff with him). Talmud following homos

      • Corinth Arkadin
        December 5, 2019 at 9:08 pm

        You’re fucking amazing.

        “Talmud following homos.”

        Fucking amazing.

  • Father Dimmock
    December 5, 2019 at 10:12 am

    buh bye
    Ashes to ashes, dirtball to dirtball.
    3 months on these freaks wont even remember your name.
    Left a mark, yes a skidmark on his sheets.
    No Fucking Loss.
    rest easy my son. You accomplished NOTHING.

  • Hmmm...
    December 5, 2019 at 9:59 am

    QUESTION FOR CONSERVATIVES:

    If his mother had wanted an abortion, would you have said yes, thats a good idea?

    Or are all human lives precious?

    • Hmmmmm......
      December 5, 2019 at 10:14 am

      Question for liberals. Now that this guy is dead are you still anticipating his vote ? Also I would say he self aborted himself at 30

    • Hey Hmmm.......
      December 5, 2019 at 2:07 pm

      Yes, all life is precious. It’s what some people DO with that life that makes it awesome when they blow their fucking brains out all over the filthy walls of a gas station shit house. Now, if he was a regular working, productive, worthwhile citizen, then it would’ve been a tragedy. But he wasn’t, and you aren’t and so no one who really matters gives a fuck.

    • Margaret Sanger
      December 5, 2019 at 2:50 pm

      Your mistake was classifying his breed as human.

  • Clean Up Aisle 2
    December 5, 2019 at 9:40 am

    Sorry for the spelling mistakes

  • Clean Up Aisle 2
    December 5, 2019 at 9:39 am

    The GFM should go to Sunoco for the clean up and the City if Springfield for their billets and time wasted with this guy. Keep embracing the thug life, it seems to have a great end result

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