This might be the dumbest reader email I’ve ever gotten.
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The lengths people will go to find something that offends them is just baffling. There I was, working, minding my own business, when this came in.
I actually was so confused that I botched a word. That’s some legit bafflement. I didn’t write the blog about the 7/11 sign crashing down on the car so I went to go read it to see what one of the boys had done to piss someone off. I figured it had to be something….
Nothing, there were a couple quips about scratch tickets being stupid, no name mentioned, just a small blog with a couple of harmless jokes. How in the flying fuck could someone be offended by this?
Saba Alhilali had already gone on her own page and started to recruit her friends to “go viral” and shut us down. It was taking off like straight fire!
Pauomy, the one dude that responded, was clearly confused and asked “why?” Yeah, this is going to be the one that finally gets us shut down. We’ve never had anyone pissed at us before for legit reasons.
Cool, thanks for the count down, girl named after hummus. As if you and your attempt at English are the first I’ve ever seen since taking this job.
Now I was actually laughing. She was mad because the sign fell at her friend’s workplace. That’s it. We didn’t name her pal. There was nothing to be offended by and she found it in herself to send us a nastygram.
I had to see this chick’s profile. OF COURSE SHES A PCA/DAYCARE WORKER! Those are like the choice careers for people who went to one class of community college! Let’s be honest here, no matter how much you try to dress it up, this girl is a professional ass wiper.
Every other job in America was a available and the only thing she was good at was cleaning shitty buttholes and shaking her Fupa. You can’t make this stuff up. Her parents must be gushing with pride. Well, when the whole family is fighting to try and look feminine, anything has to be positive.
Of course I’m questioning her original gender. You are too! Mostly because she looks like a tranny hooker. An ugly one. I had no patience for this sign-whiner with a hidden pecker so I started sassing her:
I guess asking about her penis was triggering as she blocked us after that. Shame.
Yes, in fact, I do feel better. Thanks for asking.
I wonder how offended she when she finds out she has her own blog?
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