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Biggest Moron Ever Tries Abducting Girls Near South High School Then Went Back To Apricot Street In The Same Outfit Next Day And Got Arrested

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So yesterday we were driving down Airport Hill towards Apricot Street and we saw cops going into the woods near the Rez:

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For those of you not familiar with this area, this is where South High kids got drunk in the 90’s. As a former regular at the Rez, I can say that these photographs triggered my PTSD. Whenever you saw the blue lights through the trees like that, it meant one thing – pandemonium. Every drunken fool for themselves. You’d see some of Webster Square’s finest scattering like rats, tripping over rocks and tree limbs, trying to make it to freedom, while ignoring the fact that the worst the cops would do to you is take the tap from the keg and tell you to go home.


So I was thinking when I drove by there, “these kids are drinking early now.” I guess the tradition is back. At least once a year South kids would get real ballsy and have a keg at the Rez during school hours. They never lasted very long and they almost always ended with Mrs. Ciccone and Mr. Creamer marching down there and calling your parents. And they’d probably end even quicker today because morons would post about it on TwInstaFace. So it would have made perfect sense if the cops were busting up a keg party at 8:45 AM.

But it turns out they were there for something a little more serious. Three girls were reportedly the victims of a failed abduction attempt near the Cider Mill Pond part of the Rez. It was all over the news last night. All of them gave the same description to the cops about a 50 year old guy with a mustache who jumped out of the woods and said, “you’re coming with me” while attempting to drag them into the woods.

At first I was thinking, no way. I’ve been in those woods a million times. There’s no junkies or homeless encampments. It’s not a very thickly wooded area either, and it’s relatively small. You can see Sullivan Middle through the woods as you drive down Airport Rd. But the fact that they all told the same story with the same description made it clear that it was very real.

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Anyway, I figured this guy would get away with it. He’d move onto a new encampment and chalk it up as a loss. There’s no way he’d come back to the same area the next day, knowing that the news has been all over that area, and it’s got a heavy police presence. No way.

But I guess I forgot how dumb criminals can be. This dumbass mother fucker came back to the scene of the crime today and got his ass arrested:

On Thursday morning, officers were patrolling the area of Apricot Street when they saw a man who was wearing the same clothing as the suspect. The man was walking in the same location as the reported incidents. When he spotted the officers, he reversed directions. Officers stopped and questioned the man, later identified as Cruz. Cruz allegedly acknowledged that he was involved in the incidents on Apricot Street.

Fredy Cruz, 22, of 141 Beacon St., Worcester was arrested and charged Thursday morning with three counts of kidnapping, three counts of assault and battery, and enticing a child under 16.

What a freaking idiot. He comes BACK to the scene of the crime the very next day. Oh yea, and he decided to wear the SAME EXACT OUTFIT, and walk in the SAME EXACT AREA as the suspect from yesterday did. Most predators like this would give it a week or two before heading back there. Not Freddy Cruz though. His dumb ass came back within 24 hours. It takes a lot to be the stupidest person in Worcester, but he might just have grabbed that prestigious title.

The witnesses said this guy looked like he was in his 50’s, which would make sense. If you’re a junkie 50 year old dude living in the woods, it’s not a surprise to anyone if you’d become a sexual predator. But this asshole is 22? He was in high school a couple years ago!!! How do you become a deadbeat sexual predator that quickly? And how do they mistake a 22 year old man for a 50 year old?

Anyway, there is a Freddy Cruz on Facebook, but his name is spelt with two d’s. We don’t know if this is him, and we’re certainly not going to rush to judgement, in case it’s not him. Because even though this person seems to be the same age as the suspect, the suspect has 1 d in his name. There is also this Facebook pageIt has no pictures, but it says he went to South High School, and this suspect has only 1 d in his name.

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Anyway, glad they caught him obviously. Dude is a predator and needs to be in jail. The way he sat at the bottom of that hill and waited for girls to walk by is scary. Apricot Street would NEVER be used if it weren’t for South High and Sullivan Middle School. So the only traffic that goes up and down that street is to and from those schools. And since it ends in Leicester, the only way to get to those schools is by walking past Cider Mill. That means it was premeditated and he chose that area specifically because there would be foot traffic and a wooded area in which he was obviously planning to sexually assault them. Animal.

But he fucked with the wrong girls. He might’ve been able to get away with this if he went to some suburb where the kids are soft. But he fucked with Webster Square girls, and that’s generally a bad idea. Because they can and will fight back.


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11 Comment(s)
  • Not the turtle
    April 13, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    It’s amazing how it’s been said that this individual wasnt the person they were looking for, he didn’t match the description of the person, and after all this time not one word has been said to clear the individual who was wrongfully arrested.
    This is classic turtlebitch for you… put something out that’s WRONG and do nothing to correct the falsehood that spews from its poisonous maw.
    It doesn’t matter if it’s one or one hundred of you. Turtleboy is trash. Cowardly click baiting trash.

  • slippingjimmy
    April 8, 2016 at 9:30 am

    Dude is connected to DMR office in town. Check it out….508.792 6200!!

  • kittykicker
    April 7, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    A deviant animal like this can NEVER be cured or rehabilitated!! He can never ever reintegrate into civilized society and be a contributing member! Upon conviction, he and every other convicted sex offender should be sentenced to public stoning! And the young girls should have an opportunity to throw the first stones! Unfortunately in Mass, he’ll be ordered to treatment and get 2 years probation.

    How bout they get sentenced to a remote Pacific island with other deviants for life. And, if by chance they survive the swim to the mainland, well their sentence is over! Why do we insist on trying to help those that cannot be helped?

    • The Truth
      April 8, 2016 at 7:31 am

      Because liberalism is disordered.

  • bird
    April 7, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    He is retarded and needs to be put away in a facility.

  • RSoxGuy
    April 7, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Same exact clothes? Is he homeless? I know it listed hacker St as his addy but cmon, same outfit?

  • April 7, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    Incredibly happy this dude is an idiot and is now out of the neighborhood. These kids have a right to feel safe walking to and from school. They also have the right to someday look back and remember their “good old days”, as I do every time I drive by there. I do not have one bad memory in those woods as a former Sullivan student and South High graduate~only pure nostalgic thoughts of a time past. This dumb ass just tainted sacred space! As I was discussing this with a co worker last night, I had said how proud I would be as a parent if this was my kid. We say these things to our kids all the time. We drill it into their heads from the time they’re little, but you never really know until you know. These parents now know☺ they have raised some plaza girls that will kick butt if necessary! Thank goodness he is facing charges. I really hope they stick and this guy ain’t just out walking around in a couple years. I don’t know about y’all but I think pedophiles deserve life or at least a sentence that makes somewhat sense. Massachusetts, in my opinion is far to lenient on sex offenders. We need to adopt some southern justice!!!!

  • Independent Thinker
    April 7, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    People who prey upon children have something inherently wrong with them. They cannot be cured or rehabilitated. It’s kind of like when you have a bad dog whose instinct is to bite everyone, including it’s owner. As in the case of the dog, they need to be put down.

  • MommaH
    April 7, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    Did you see that he was arrested for indecent exposure back in 2012 when he was 18 years old? He definetly has some psychotic issues…some people are just so f*cked!

    • Harvey Flanagan
      April 7, 2016 at 1:22 pm

      Showing his balls to schoolchildren indecent exposure, or peeing on a building indecent exposure?

      Big difference

  • Rev
    April 7, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    In the same clothes? Clearly he just needed someone to do his laundry

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