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The other day we blogged about the douche dumplings who decided it would be wise to go joy riding on I-93 in the middle of traffic. One of the grown ass men who claimed to have been part of this group goes by Soleil Taty on the Facebook machine, and he had some very well thought out opinions he shared with friends and followers alike:
His own words,
“these n words (the cops) try to do some crazy shit to us last night.”
Bike life son!! Obviously this guy has a bright future ahead of him.
Well apparently he didn’t like the coverage he received from his public Facebook post, so he reached out to us on the Facebook machine to warn us of impending Internet lawsuits. Deskie appeared to take the call, but due to her abnormally heavy flow she handed it off to secretary turtle. And I’m pretty sure Twerk de Soleil broke the Turtleboy record for most utterances of the phrase, “defamation of character”:
We hacked his Facebook account? That’s a new one.
You weren’t there? But you said you were in that video. Are you suggesting that you’re not nearly as hardcore as you tried to come across in your precious bike life screed? Shocking.
Speaking of new ones…….
Copyright infringement!! Yes!! Obviously this is a man who is skilled in copyright law:
And little did we know that pictures he puts up on his publicly viewable FB page are all copyrighted.
The lengths this clearly limited individual is going to in order to try to make it sound like he knows what he’s talking too is remarkable. A+ for effort!
Is this guy filing a defamation of character lawsuit? I don’t know. He didn’t mention it nearly enough times to be sure. Either way, it appears as if we have FINALLY met our match. This guy:
Checkmate turtle fuckers!!!!