Jack Kanoff On Bad Commeters

Bike Life Buttnut Sets World Record For Defamation Of Character Lawsuits Vs. Turtleboy For Using His “Copyrighted” Public Videos And Pictures On Facebook 

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The other day we blogged about the douche dumplings who decided it would be wise to go joy riding on I-93 in the middle of traffic. One of the grown ass men who claimed to have been part of this group goes by Soleil Taty on the Facebook machine, and he had some very well thought out opinions he shared with friends and followers alike:

His own words,

“these n words (the cops) try to do some crazy shit to us last night.”

Bike life son!! Obviously this guy has a bright future ahead of him.

Well apparently he didn’t like the coverage he received from his public Facebook post, so he reached out to us on the Facebook machine to warn us of impending Internet lawsuits. Deskie appeared to take the call, but due to her abnormally heavy flow she handed it off to secretary turtle. And I’m pretty sure Twerk de Soleil broke the Turtleboy record for most utterances of the phrase, “defamation of character”:

We hacked his Facebook account? That’s a new one.

You weren’t there? But you said you were in that video. Are you suggesting that you’re not nearly as hardcore as you tried to come across in your precious bike life screed? Shocking.

Speaking of new ones…….

Copyright infringement!! Yes!! Obviously this is a man who is skilled in copyright law:

And little did we know that pictures he puts up on his publicly viewable FB page are all copyrighted.

The lengths this clearly limited individual is going to in order to try to make it sound like he knows what he’s talking too is remarkable. A+ for effort!

Is this guy filing a defamation of character lawsuit? I don’t know. He didn’t mention it nearly enough times to be sure. Either way, it appears as if we have FINALLY met our match. This guy:

Checkmate turtle fuckers!!!!

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38 Comment(s)
  • SMDH
    March 1, 2018 at 12:30 am

    Go easy on him.
    He’s not from here.
    I think it was something like Kenosha, Wiscongo.
    He does get retro style points for the Kid n Play hairdo, lol.

  • TiTi
    February 28, 2018 at 9:27 pm

    bwhahaha what a friggin moron and he repeats himself more than i have ever done… and so true if a person doesn’t want their shit on fb to be used by others then he/she/it need to set settings to private i think there may even be a custom option last time i checked. can set to private and can set to friends only. nothing is copyrighted on facebook. youtube maybe well some content. good luck with that lawsuit i will be very surprised if it does not get ya laughed out at by the court. someone’s just mad he and his bike gang in trouble. grown ass adult maybe it is time to get a legal vehicle and try following the rules of the road for once. i have seen teenagers with more respect better manners.. smh.. would not be surprised if this dude was part of the tide pod challenge

  • Sloppy
    February 28, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    Hey! I know that guy! He works at…. oh, wait, nevermind, he doesn’t work…

  • Steven Stover
    February 28, 2018 at 5:33 pm

    To quote Soleil Taty himself in his own words “I don’t need to provide it to you we will provide it to the proper authorities”. He is a SNITCH rat. Cannot be trusted. He pays need to shut him up for good cause he will SNITCH them out too. Bikes for life crowd….you know what you gotta do. Shut him up to protect yourselves from this proven SNITCH.

  • Chip Striker
    February 28, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    I love how he claims Turtleboy “created” this story as if it never happened.

    Sounds like a real educated man in his video regarding the story that never happened too.

    He’s certainly going to win this lawsuit!!!

    • ElJefe72
      February 28, 2018 at 7:58 pm

      Why are you using his own words to defame his character?!? He’s going to sue you if you’re not careful.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 28, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    Doesn’t he realize all the free publicity he is getting via his interaction with deskie. So fucking stupid I doubt he can tie his fucking shoes!

  • Ole Rando
    February 28, 2018 at 1:00 pm

    Ding, Ding, Ding….We have a WINNER!!! This ass scab just took the title of World’s Dumbest Motherfucker. Bask in your glory, shitheel…now go rub one out on your favorite kiddie porn site. Fuckwad.

  • Cracker Jack
    February 28, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    So we are to believe that this meathead WANTS to appear in front of a judge? Hilarious.

    • Barry
      February 28, 2018 at 1:02 pm

      He needs someone to explain to him that his public defender can’t merge the lawsuit into their next scheduled appearance

  • Brian gives shitty head
    February 28, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Man this dude is the dumbest person ever. Wow, I never thought someone could be that retarded lol. Also, Brian back. Guess sucking cock wasn’t working. Brian the keyboard warrior master.

  • Public safety announcement
    February 28, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Pay attention kids. This is what can happen if you crash without a helmet on. He does do a good job disguising the shape of his head though.

  • "bike life"....LOL!!!
    February 28, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    Best part of his video:
    “we’re still risin’ up, bustin’ bike life til the end”.
    I love when these maroons think they’re righteous and noble. Always good for a laugh.

  • Chip Striker
    February 28, 2018 at 11:52 am

    Yet riding around the streets lawlessly on stolen bikes somehow doesn’t effect his character.

  • Beantown Buck
    February 28, 2018 at 11:44 am

    Haha, 
    Biker Boy is very ‘disgrundled’!!!!

  • Teenage Mentality for Life.
    February 28, 2018 at 11:17 am

    Another Mensa member speaking out for his valued name.

  • Jack Mehoff
    February 28, 2018 at 10:49 am

    This guy would be a candidate for the Fernald school. What a fucking illiterate moron. How many little welfare trolls can be attributed to him. You know that this piece of shit doesn’t work or pay child support. Hopefully some day soon while he is doing one of his signature wheelies he will meet an 18 wheeler head on and we will be put out of our misery.

  • Mom’s Basement
    February 28, 2018 at 10:48 am

    I’ve done lots of non consensual things to images that I’ve found on the internet and the only trouble I got into was with my mom. I think he’s being as truthful about the lawsuit as my mom was about my palms growing hair.

  • TJB
    February 28, 2018 at 10:33 am

    Brillo head, you are lucky the MSP didn’t shoot all your black asses, yo. There are cameras everywhere. Its only a matter of time before the rest of your smelly crew are in court. Why don’t you go down to Police headquarters and demand your dirt bikes back? That would be hilarious. FYI…. you have to possess a character before you can sue for ”deformation” of that character. What’s your child support look like? How many little chewbaca’s you got running around? At a minimum, the judge is going to tear up your license, if you even have one.

    • Soiled Taint
      February 28, 2018 at 10:55 am

      I’m not black, Turtleboy tinted my image.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    February 28, 2018 at 10:05 am

    “Taty” is 28 years old and less mature than most teenagers. He’s a poster child for the type of folks who should be rounded up and re-educated by any means necessary to get their minds right.

    • Ray Goldman-Sachs
      February 28, 2018 at 10:10 am

      I’m sure he’s been in more teenage girl’s pants than the average turtle rider.

      • Biker life
        March 1, 2018 at 11:23 am

        Damn right! Ain’t never take no for an answer!!! hunrit hunrit hunrit 

        • Ray Goldman-Sachs
          March 1, 2018 at 11:28 am

          If someone says “no”, they are really saying “f*ck me in the a$$!”.

  • Soily Titty
    February 28, 2018 at 9:53 am

    I’m not here to go back and fourth

    • JoJo
      February 28, 2018 at 11:06 am

      Hahahaha!!! Seriously .. I’m starting to think he was though !!

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 28, 2018 at 9:49 am

    if any of u worcester launchpads disagree with anything ive said you let me know so i can verbally assault u

    thnx

    • Mary Albrecht
      February 28, 2018 at 9:53 am

      Watch your tone my boy! I didn’t raise you to be so disrespectful to these fine people.

  • Finn
    February 28, 2018 at 9:39 am

    My goodness he’s stupid.
    Everyone that has threatened to sue TBS for slander, libel, and (my fave) — “deformation”, all give the same “you don’t know who you’re messing with” warning. *yawn*
    For a shit bag who is anti-cop and anti-establishment – he’s certainly a big pussy who runs for (nonexistent) legal help when he can’t defend himself. Tough guy wants cops and courts around when it suits him – but not when he wants to be an asshole. If he’s so proud of his lifestyle –
    what’s the problem? If it’s such gold that it needs to copyrighted, surely he would have had the foresight to keep it private. Someone send him a box a Kleenex.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    February 28, 2018 at 9:31 am

    Ha ha! He’s like an autistic ghettofabulous Rain Man:

    “OK we will see buddy”
    “Never gave you permission”
    “You use my information without my consent”
    “OK we will see buddy”
    “Copyright infringement”
    “Defamation of character”
    “On you buddy”
    “Do you know me?”
    “I’m not here to go back and forth buddy.”
    “I get my underwear at K-Mart. 400 Oak St.”
    “Have to get to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street.”

    Best part was the Freudian slip where he says “Everything was written about me is true” LOL

    What a fucking tool! I hope all those potential rich clients in Holbrook like the ones whose home he posted pictures of don’t Google his business; they might find out who they’re letting into their house. Check out the comment from one of his friends who writes (about the really nice house):

    “Close 2 da crib my nig” Translation:

    “Easy for me and my homies to rob once you’re finished working there”

    • Finn
      February 28, 2018 at 9:43 am

      Egggggcellent points Jack. 🙂

  • IDIOT
    February 28, 2018 at 9:27 am

    What an idiot. Typical painter. You’re a looser “buddy”!

  • Soily Titty
    February 28, 2018 at 9:23 am

    Need to have character before it can be defamed?

  • Herr Doktor
    February 28, 2018 at 9:17 am

    I just put a bag of dog shit in the dumpster that was smarter than that moron. Jeezus, if brains were gasoline he wouldn’t have enough to drive a pissant’s moped around the inside of a cheerio.

  • Ralph
    February 28, 2018 at 9:04 am

    What a low life P.O.S. !!! Loser!!! The dude needs a major dope slap!!!

  • Brent
    February 28, 2018 at 9:02 am

    I anout died laughing when the dude at the end of the video did a wheelie on a moped.

  • Bertha Freeman
    February 28, 2018 at 8:58 am

    Remove this post now! This is his mother and YOU WILL NOT MAKE A FOOL OUT OF MY PRECIOUS BOY!!!

  • TortugaNino
    February 28, 2018 at 8:56 am

    if brains were dynamite, this chucklefucker wouldn’t be capable of blowing his nose.

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