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Brockton Al-Qaeda Idol Champion Starts Hoodrat Party Bus As Front For Fentanyl And Cocaine Business, Has Crotch Fruit Pose With Drug Proceeds Because He’s Taking Over The “Empire” When Dad Dies At Age 31

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GlobeBrockton police on Tuesday raided a local party bus company, seizing more than 330 grams of cocaine and fentanyl and arresting three suspects, including a manager, on drug charges in an operation hailed as a bust that made the city “a lot safer.”

Brockton and State Police, as well as a regional task force, swooped into Tex Era (Party Bus) Rental, LLC on Elliot Street late Tuesday afternoon, officials said. Investigators seized more than 270 grams of cocaine and 64½ grams of fentanyl pursuant to a search warrant, according to a Brockton police statement. Most of the drugs were found in an air vent in a trailer on the property. More contraband and cash was seized from a BMW, the statement said.

Authorities took three men into custody on various drug charges: Anilson Teixeira, 26, Filipe Miranda, 20, and Giovanni Pedro Fonseca, 25. Filings with the Massachusetts Secretary of State’s office list Teixeira as a manager of the company, which was organized in October. The outfit listed its professional service as “car rental” in a filing. Teixeira wasn’t officially added as an officer of the company until December, records show.

Get a load of these jizz muppets. You’d think Brockton ballers would be able to afford a razor. Or if they choose to attempt to grow facial hair at least make it look like you’re not trying out for Al-Qaeda Idol.

And why does he have a unibrow on his forehead? He looks like the love child of bin Laden, Pocahontas (the real one), and Alfalfa.

Meanwhile this one trims his eyebrows so it matches is pubestache.

And this one looks like the kid at tech school who tried growing a beard but ended up looking like a poorly manicured chia pet.

And why do they insist on doing their hair like that? It looks like the trails on Wachusett Mountain, which I guess is appropriate since on top of selling fentanyl they also traffic cocaine.

These geniuses weren’t exactly discreet either. Here’s a promotional video they shared on Facebook. Watch what happens at the 20 second mark.

Who wouldn’t want to rent a bus where young hoodboogers can pound a fat ass as hard as they can because it doesn’t matter when she’s so nummed from all the yayo?

The owner of the “company” also did a video saying he was looking to hire someone to do “promotion.”

In other words, we need you to drive around in the bus and bring a shipment to Randolph.

Oh, and if you’re selling drugs and using your party company as a front, you probably shouldn’t post things like this.

“Bigger than just a regular party bus company, this is an empire.”

Translation – we don’t just transport mobile syphilis swaps, we also sell fentanyl.

Anal son the owner also recently quoted a rap song, which seems to be the story of his life.

That’s not a quote, it’s a confession. You can’t make this stuff up. It’s also accurate because he did in fact bare a couple crotch fruit who he makes pose for pictures with his drug money.

He also was selling shirts called #FleeCokain

I have no idea what that means, but I still can’t get over the fact that it’s cool for gangstas to wear tapered jeans now.

Anal Son’s Facebook page might’ve set the record for “RIP muh boi” posts.

I’m not even kidding either. Every other week he’s pouring out some Henny or making a t-shirt with one of his deceased dawgs on it, which is obviously a sign  that they lived a long and fulfilling life. He’s even got pictures of his dead homies wearing t-shirts of other dead homies.

I for one am shocked he knows so many dead people. It seems like tossing up gang signs and selling fentanyl is a really high percentage way to live. I just hope when I die I can be commemorated with a t-shirt, until someone else dies a week later and then I become a jizz rag for eternity. LOL. Just kidding. We know these people don’t pull out, so there’s never a need for a jizz rag.

Despite marketing themselves as a mobile Ja Rule rap video they also do weddings  too.

If that poor flower girl only knew that just a few hours prior to that picture being taken some coked up Brockton High School drop out had her face buried in that seat while being steamrolled from behind by thunder dong.

Oh, and here’s the least shocking part – in August of 2017 Anal Son was arrested as part of a federal raid, in which they got him with guns, ammunition, and fentanyl.

Again, this was just 18 months ago, and somehow he’s not in jail, and he’s still selling the same shit (except on a bus this time). But yet Maura Healey wants to come after law abiding gun owners who jump through all the hoops and acquire their guns legally. Here’s an idea – instead of making new gun laws, maybe you should try prosecuting people who violate existing gun laws. Might work. Anal Son seems to be prepared for a trial regardless.

So maybe give him what he wants. Or just keep letting him sell a narcotic that destroys people’s lives so he can party with the hoes and the homies in his bus. God knows he’s too much of a pussy to try what he sells. Strictly blunts and 40’s for Anal Son.

17 Comment(s)
  • Maggie the Cat
    January 20, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Wow, the males of that particular species (whatever it is) sure are ugly.

  • The angry taint
    January 18, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    glad they got that rolling crime wave off the road, that fuck is probably back on the street already. i was gonna introduce his eyebrows but they already met.

  • Jean Luc da Spook
    January 18, 2019 at 12:03 am

    How did the fine town of Randolph get tied up in all of this?
    Are you implying that our fine Haitian, Cabo Verde and other dark-hided citizenry might possibly be engaged in certain nefarious activities and business dealings? Oh, goodness, perish the thought!
    Just because we are the most multicultural community in the area with a population that has gone past the tipping point with its black/white ratio doesn’t mean we have a problem with drugs and other crimes.
    If there is an issue, look at those wypipo. They are a shady bunch. Damn crackas! Good thing they’re in the minority.

  • Chris Chelios
    January 17, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    So, Im just wondering…who has the cdl license to operate this vehicle? Its a 15+ passenger vehicle, cdl required. Also subject to random drug tests by dot on a federal level. Also, who has the motor carrier authority and dot#? Lastly, build the fucking wall.

  • conman
    January 17, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    I imagine this article should get them teased at plymouth jail.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    January 17, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    The pale one has a face like a midget.

  • Evel Stevel
    January 17, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    That party video is the exact scene I picture whenever I hear the phrase “Hell on earth”.
    Funnily enough, the mugshots are exactly what I picture when I hear the words “mongrel” or “genetically flawed”.

  • Sherman and now this cock wart?
    January 17, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    Last pic says, “Ready to fuck up ATL.”  Dear Brockton, Would y’all please keep your jizz rags in your Mass Shithole…we have enough dickheads down here without your help.  Kindest Regards, The South

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    January 17, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    Miami? Atl? Sounds like this guy is running his dope up the I95 corridor.

  • Cracker MF
    January 17, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    How did they get back from the trip to Puerto Rico with the other Democrats so quickly?

  • Heisenberg
    January 17, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Brockton would be a great place to test nuclear weapons.

  • Y
    January 17, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    BUILD. THE. WALL.

    • Lola Bunny
      January 17, 2019 at 7:52 pm

      Please don’t build the wall. I might want to flee to Mexico. I spend a lot of winters there-I’ve got a great spot it’s super cheap, unbelievably clean, and the people are so nice. If the summers weren’t so hot I’d already be living there.

  • James Monroe's Doctrine
    January 17, 2019 at 11:26 am

    These guys are straight off the monkey bars of an Al Qaeda training video.

  • Fry them
    January 17, 2019 at 11:04 am

    Death penalty for drug dealers!

  • BinLadenLookingBitch
    January 17, 2019 at 10:57 am

    omg I fucking knew this dude was selling shit!!!! I’ve seen him around and he was always wicked shady and i fucking knew it! They deserve to be put away for a long time. Get that shit off the streets!

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 17, 2019 at 10:47 am

    All a board! The jiggaboo bus to Zaire and Nairobi boards at MCI Walpole…fuckin jokers

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