Brockton Boob Gets Arrested In Quincy Police Station After Getting Away With Drunken Boat Piracy To Bail Out 2 Friends Who Got Caught

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I don’t own a boat, so I’m not gonna pretend to know whether or not this is a serious crime. Sounds like a bunch of local boobs who got too drunk and thought it would be wise to jump on a boat and pretend they’re pirates. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t contemplate doing this while stumbling around the docks in Oak Bluffs. And then when they got caught they gave them the “we’re leaving, we’re leaving” so I have a hard time believing they were there to do any sort of serious damage. Plus, look a these boobs:

I know dangerous criminals when I see them. These are not dangerous criminals. These are just bad drunks.

Of course the best part of the story is that Nicholas Ruskiewicz got away, and instead of just staying home and counting his blessings, he decided to go to the one place the cops would never think to look for him – the police station. Good thing he changed his shirt though. Because they’ll never recognize you with a new shirt you on. Truly one of the great moments in criminal stupidity. Why would someone who got away with it do something so utterly stupid? This might explain it:

Much like the Polish Air Force, it appears as if going to the police station to check up on his friends was an idea that never really got off the ground.

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