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Brockton Murder Suspect’s Girlfriend Cried Rape Against Victim And He’s Dead Because Of It. We Looked In To Her, Think She’s Full Of Crap, And Should Be Arrested Too

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Yesterday, in Brockton, a guy named Mike Pircio took a shovel and beat his friend William Porter to death.

Mike thought his girlfriend Mary Louise Hill, was being raped inside their apartment because she said so. Mike thought he was defending Mary. Mike is now in jail while Mary goes on every news channel to sell her story.

Here is what we know so far:

– The suspect and the victim lived in the same multi-family house on Menlo Street. Menlo is off of Warren Ave. Warren Ave is a great place to get robbed, shot, or jumped in to a gang. 

– Mary, who admits to being drunk, on a Monday night, said she went to knock on Porter’s door to borrow his cell phone. He said he would bring the phone downstairs to let her use it. The two of them get food and some booze and chill. 

– This this when Mike, who is receiving FB messages from Mary who says William is making unwanted sexual advances at her, CALLED THE POLICE, so they could check on her. 

– The cops show up and Mary tells them everything is fine. She later claims that she only said that because she had warrants out on her and didn’t want to get in trouble. 

– Two hours later Mike comes home from work early and finds William on top of Mary. He says he believed that he was trying to rape Mary. Mike hits the dude twice with a shovel. Mike hits him again when he saw Will, who usually carries a gun, reach for his pocket. 

I know in going to catch shit from victim’s advocates and femnazis….. but, Meet Mary and Mike.

I’m going to flat out say that I think this hood rat Harley Quinn wannabe is full of bullshit when she says she was almost raped. I’m not sorry for thinking it because I’m right. By the end of this blog you’ll agree with me.

Mary might be the most disgusting excuse for human I have ever seen. She’s a heroin addict who dabbles with crack like your high school crush dabbled in acoustic guitar.

Watch this video that the Brockton Enterprise shot live in the hallways of the Brockton District Court today. It’s straight fire and I can’t wait until this girl is behind bars.
(Don’t worry. I saved it in case the Enterprise pussies out and removes it)

Even Mike’s mother, who barks that her son has never dated a white woman in his life, screams this girl is a junkie. I wonder why he never brought Mary home to meet the rents?

Oh. Now I get it.

The woman who is screaming about Mary being a drug addict, I assume, is Will Porter’s baby momma. He was a father of two, and thanks to Mary, won’t be able to raise his children. BM seems to be the only one with any common sense in the crowd because, even through her grief, she doesn’t want to be on camera and walks away from the situation like an adult. Even though the girl who caused all of this is down at the end of the corridor giving ANOTHER interview.

Back to Mary, this chick might also have a side gig playing Miss Cleo to fund her habit: 
That was in response to one of her pictures online. That’s preeeetttty fucking creepy. Mind you, she and Mike had only been together for three months. He moved her in the day they first hooked up. She also changed her relationship status to “single” today. Quick in. Quick out.

Mary’s mom has custody of her daughter, who, by all respects, sounds like she’s got a really structured home life:

Wow, that’s fucking creepy too.
I also have to say that I’ve never seen such a unique ghetto name as Mike’s. Mickallangello Brockvegas Thirstachusetts. It’s a shame his family deactivated his page after he was brought up on murder charges. That should have been up for an hood award.

Mary has quite the list of accomplishments stemming from Assault and Battery, dangerous weapons, and breaking restraining orders: 

She’s also a master manipulator:That one, my source tells me, was about needing to go score. Less than a month later she would be on a couch with one of his boys and he would find himself behind bars.

One of my reliable Turtlesources, whom I would trust with my own life, shot me a message to tell me that Mary was the one who got both Will and Mike using. She didn’t have a job so I guess it would only make sense to get those around you using so you can score free dope. My source knew Mike since  high school and said that while he was a junkie, and couldn’t get his shit together, he was never a violent person.

But, while Brockton is a decent size city, it’s one of those places where everyone knows everyone. So, the lines were pretty divided between the cries for Mary’s arrest and the “Free My Boi” patrol all over social media.  


We may never now the truth. She may never see a day in prison. I would like to think that she has to live with this on her conscience for the rest of her life….  but people like her don’t have those little voices. What they do have is titty scars from infected heroin injection sites because who ever thinks to look there… unless you’re shooting softcore porn for social media…. 



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64 Comment(s)
  • Tracy
    February 23, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    This was the BEST article I have EVER read. Thank you for this piece of magic. Truly. I’m going to send this to every human being I know and you should start your OWN blog because I’m speechless.

  • Ryan
    February 23, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    With friends like that, amirite?!?

  • John3:16
    February 22, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    “That could be anyone of us in this particular situation though…”

    …only if you think this whole lifestyle and culture is normal.

    THAT has got to be the saddest quote from this whole article (aside from the part that the woman’s child is so damaged by this crap that she is drawing pictures of her ‘mother’s’ boyfriend being decapitated).

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 22, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    WTF is that abscess looking thing on her titty in that last picture…that shit looks infected and nasty. Also saw trackmarks on those arms in more than 1 picture. What a gross whore.

    • Burn in Brockton
      February 22, 2017 at 11:06 pm

      Needle injection sites, no doubt. I’m in the medical field, I see it all the time.
      They usually look like small blisters.

    • Ella
      April 9, 2019 at 12:41 pm

      That was me, I´m her kid. Kinda sad. I hope she wont find out that i know

  • Karma Bus
    February 22, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    Omg hahahaha I live in Brockton. I’ve seen this broad ALOT. In-fucking-fact this is the very same egg drop soup looking titty bitch that cried to my bf and I one night while we were walking home “scew me, scew me (fucking WRECKED) u happen to pleez have a buck?”…..And my kind hearted bf gave it to her (bitch face HARD I was, pissed as hell lol) when she says ” omg thanks, my bf was sposed to get me a nip”……. End fucken scene cause I legit wanted to kill her. I don’t know her or care too but I couldn’t ever forget this bitch. This story doesn’t surprise me.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 22, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Sometimes the price of sticking your dick into crazy just ain’t worth it…case in point.

  • FatFingr Lou
    February 22, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    Can’t this thing be exported to Afghanistan and sold to the highest bidder? Picking shit out of a goat’s ass to use as fuel to light up a spoon seems like fair play.

  • Publius
    February 22, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Looks like the TB organization solved another one.

  • Salt-N-Peppa
    February 22, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    Push-up-bra to the max, push it.

    • AW
      February 22, 2017 at 3:47 pm

      I didn’t see anywhere in any article or interview where it says they were having sex, in fact in the video the saggy titted rock whore says Mike saved her from possibly being sexually assaulted. So if what she said on camera is true than no rape occurred.

      Looks to me that both these guys got played. The thing that gets me is She ain’t even all that….she looks like a rodeo girl. Feeling bad for both dudes and their families. I used to live on the North and East sides 10 years in the shoe and I got 1 piece of advice for Mary Hill. Bitch better beat feet outta Brockton cuz both these dudes friends are gonna be looking for her and not to play games.

  • Sp
    February 22, 2017 at 10:21 am

    I am not the one to call someone claiming rape a liar without strong evidence but I agree this story doesn’t seem to make sense. Whether she really believed her BF would kill him or not it definitely seems she wanted a reaction. She goes to that guys door, hangs out with him and stays even after claiming he was hitting on her and she didn’t want him to and than she has sex with him. And it sounds to me after getting all these messages her BF went crazy at the sight of some guy having sex with her. And other than the murderer and this pos saying it, there’s absolutely no proof she was getting rapped.

  • Mr Butthurt
    February 22, 2017 at 10:08 am

    She is 18? She looks to be like 48

    • February 22, 2017 at 10:11 am

      She’s 26.

    • February 22, 2017 at 10:11 am

      Sorry I didn’t include that. I was up until three writing this. My brain shut off around 1:30.

      • Mr Butthurt
        February 22, 2017 at 10:17 am

        Thats a rough looking 26 yr old

        • February 22, 2017 at 10:17 am

          Yeah, she’s a beat scene.

          • Hugh Beaumont
            February 22, 2017 at 10:24 am

            Translation for baby-boomers: rode hard, hung up wet.

  • Yup
    February 22, 2017 at 10:01 am

    I had a three year restraining order on her al she dose is lie she had another baby with Mike Blanche witch she can’t see she’s and attention whore she just got outa jail google her name she stabbed her x bf Eric for foolin around on a couch WHITE TRASH

    • Turd Burglestein
      February 22, 2017 at 10:07 am

      Very interesting Yup. I have two questions for you, 1. Does she like to vape and 2. Does she take food stamps as payment for a hand job?

    • February 22, 2017 at 11:57 am

      Can you email me? I’m doing a follow up.

      • Kristen
        February 22, 2017 at 1:40 pm

        email you where? I was in jail with this girl. But I don’t want my name attached…

        • February 22, 2017 at 1:41 pm

          No name needed.

          You can also message the Turtleboy Sports Facebook page and your name will be completely anonymous.

          • K
            February 22, 2017 at 2:29 pm

            I sent a FB message under my real name

  • Diane Woods emerson
    February 22, 2017 at 9:46 am

    I think i am too old to read some of this stuff and understand. Example: BM = baby mamma in my day
    BM = bowel movement
    Slightly interchangeable but some days it takes me longer to translate than others. Just saying.

    • Duke Westwood
      February 22, 2017 at 10:22 am

      Luckily… BM works either way in this instance!!

      • Lou P
        February 22, 2017 at 11:33 am

        Exactly right.
        A piece of shit in both instances.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 22, 2017 at 9:17 am


    Can someone please explain the rules of this blog to me?

    Is it you can use any words you want like tit, cock, cunt, fag, gutter slug etc. but the N-word is off limits? That makes total sense……..NOT

    That being said these two N-words won’t be missed by society.

    • February 22, 2017 at 10:04 am

      Well, as far as my blogs that I write personally…. yeah, pretty much any racial slur is off limits.

      • Dan
        February 22, 2017 at 11:19 am

        Nah…use the racial slurs if you want

        • February 22, 2017 at 11:21 am

          And I’ll delete them. So, go for it.

          • Turd Burglestein
            February 23, 2017 at 6:28 am

            You really don’t know when to quit do you bobbie?

          • You suck at life
            February 23, 2017 at 3:28 pm

            You don’t see your problem, do you? That’s a mental illness shithead. You really are sick in the head. Go away. You’re unwanted. By thinking that you’re “counter-punching”, um, everyone, you’re no better than a creep stalker. Go away shithead. You’re not a good guy. Who’s the asshole? The asshole, or the one who sees everyone else as an asshole? Fucking ego on you! You give cops a bad name. Fucking pathetic. Such a waste!

          • ZephyrCat
            February 23, 2017 at 4:52 pm

            Cop hater, that’s funny. That’s crazy to think you were actually a detective. Did you ever plant evidence?

          • You suck at life
            February 23, 2017 at 4:57 pm

            Here’s some evidence…

            NO ONE LIKES YOU.

            Did you see it Bobbie? You’ve been told you’re not welcome… But you come back. Fucking pathetic. Just like the little shit worms that stalk their ex-girlfriend because they just can’t get it through their thick skull… YOU SUCK. Eat a bullet Bobbie.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 23, 2017 at 5:03 pm

            Weird. Can’t tell if that’s you and you have multiple personalities or someone else who’s really angry. Either way, maybe some meds in order.

      • ZephyrCat
        February 22, 2017 at 12:50 pm

        Hi T-Girl, Christ, what a shitstorm. No offense whatsoever, because I’m sure it’s hard to police every single word here but you have missed a couple of full out n-words. The n-word with the a at the end is fine though???? I guess cuz I see it all the time? Cuz it’s in shitloads of songs? I just tried to be goofy by throwing a y at the end and that seemed to be the gamechanger. Anyways, what’s the guidelines? And see, this is what happens when there’s no censorship. People lose their minds. Then you end up with a comments section like espn where you can’t say the slightest thing without people flagging you for perceived slights. Almost better to go into a cave and be a monk.

        • TheRealZephyrCat
          February 22, 2017 at 12:57 pm


          • ZephyrCat
            February 22, 2017 at 3:02 pm

            Ok then, guess you got bigger fish to fry. Will say it’s alot quieter without….ahem….well, we know who.

        • ZephyrCUNT
          February 22, 2017 at 8:21 pm

          Then go in a cave and be a monk Bob.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 22, 2017 at 9:05 pm

            He’s been blocked, incredibly stupid person. What is a zephyr cunt anyway? That would be a trick. I’ve heard of women popping balls out of their pussy so I guess blowing air out makes sense. But a zephyr is a full out breeze. And would it smell? Lots of things to consider. Perhaps first you should put the cap back on your liquor bottle. You sound angry. Oh, and glad you made sure to like your own comment.

    • It'sOver
      February 22, 2017 at 11:27 am

      Bob, we’re not screwing around. Leave or embarrass yourself in front of your former colleagues. You dishonor the heroism of your late father.

  • Woo Town
    February 22, 2017 at 7:54 am

    He hit the wrong one with the shovel.

    • FatFingr Lou
      February 22, 2017 at 5:36 pm

      She already had the ugly stick and the ugly shovel

  • Joe
    February 22, 2017 at 7:21 am

    The skanky slut is full of shit. Her boyfriend should beat her to a pulp next.

  • Cocomom
    February 22, 2017 at 7:12 am

    The crime aside, is anyone else sick to F*ckn death over the lifestyle?
    It’s like a template: drug addicts, drunks, single mothers.. nothing to do & all day to do it.
    The government (TAXPAYERS) finds them a home, pays their rent, pays their health ins, heating bills, groceries, transportation, fuck’n etc, etc.. Sorry guys, I’ve had it. “Idle minds, idle hands…..” put these fuckers to work, like the rest of us, or cut them off. (Sorry, long day at work)

  • ZephyrCat
    February 22, 2017 at 6:45 am

    Wood! After choking down a fist full of Oxy’s.

    • BobnMic
      February 22, 2017 at 8:44 am

      Just knock on Tredge Scarface the Poison Pusher’s door and you will get all you need.

      • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
        February 22, 2017 at 8:57 am

        Keep it up, shit stain! Shame, shame, everybody knows your name!

      • Turd Burglestein
        February 22, 2017 at 6:03 pm

        Still waiting for your knock…PUSSYBOY!!!

        Or don’t knock…that will make it even more fun for me?

        Or do you still need more evidence?

        Do you want another video to fap to officer suckindik?

  • Put your tits away
    February 22, 2017 at 6:29 am

    That 10 minute video was embarrassing and awkward. She couldn’t peel herself away. Probably the first time I have wanted to punch my monitor while reading a SSTG blog. I can’t wait until the whole story comes out. And is it just me, or is it strange when someone dies and people type “rip” ?

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 22, 2017 at 5:07 am

    Ooooh I feel like such a little busy body right now. Nothing makes me feel better than reading stories about scumbags and ragging on them!

  • BobnMic
    February 22, 2017 at 4:48 am

    You still mad at me?

    • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
      February 22, 2017 at 6:06 am

      Yes, fuck off, you self-righteous prick! I hope you spent all night deleting your info.

    • It'sOver
      February 22, 2017 at 11:24 am

      Robert Hazelhurst. Former WPD Detective. I fucking told you to stop posting here, and you didn’t fucking hear me clearly. Now we’re forced to reveal your address, which is on YOU.

      Post again under this name or any alias and we reveal your wife’s name, place of business, your phone number…then hers…etc….
      You really don’t learn do you?

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