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Yesterday, in Brockton, a guy named Mike Pircio took a shovel and beat his friend William Porter to death.

Mike thought his girlfriend Mary Louise Hill, was being raped inside their apartment because she said so. Mike thought he was defending Mary. Mike is now in jail while Mary goes on every news channel to sell her story.

Here is what we know so far:

– The suspect and the victim lived in the same multi-family house on Menlo Street. Menlo is off of Warren Ave. Warren Ave is a great place to get robbed, shot, or jumped in to a gang. 

– Mary, who admits to being drunk, on a Monday night, said she went to knock on Porter’s door to borrow his cell phone. He said he would bring the phone downstairs to let her use it. The two of them get food and some booze and chill. 

– This this when Mike, who is receiving FB messages from Mary who says William is making unwanted sexual advances at her, CALLED THE POLICE, so they could check on her. 

– The cops show up and Mary tells them everything is fine. She later claims that she only said that because she had warrants out on her and didn’t want to get in trouble. 

– Two hours later Mike comes home from work early and finds William on top of Mary. He says he believed that he was trying to rape Mary. Mike hits the dude twice with a shovel. Mike hits him again when he saw Will, who usually carries a gun, reach for his pocket. 

I know in going to catch shit from victim’s advocates and femnazis….. but, Meet Mary and Mike.

I’m going to flat out say that I think this hood rat Harley Quinn wannabe is full of bullshit when she says she was almost raped. I’m not sorry for thinking it because I’m right. By the end of this blog you’ll agree with me.

Mary might be the most disgusting excuse for human I have ever seen. She’s a heroin addict who dabbles with crack like your high school crush dabbled in acoustic guitar.

Watch this video that the Brockton Enterprise shot live in the hallways of the Brockton District Court today. It’s straight fire and I can’t wait until this girl is behind bars.
(Don’t worry. I saved it in case the Enterprise pussies out and removes it)

Even Mike’s mother, who barks that her son has never dated a white woman in his life, screams this girl is a junkie. I wonder why he never brought Mary home to meet the rents?

Oh. Now I get it.

The woman who is screaming about Mary being a drug addict, I assume, is Will Porter’s baby momma. He was a father of two, and thanks to Mary, won’t be able to raise his children. BM seems to be the only one with any common sense in the crowd because, even through her grief, she doesn’t want to be on camera and walks away from the situation like an adult. Even though the girl who caused all of this is down at the end of the corridor giving ANOTHER interview.

Back to Mary, this chick might also have a side gig playing Miss Cleo to fund her habit: 
That was in response to one of her pictures online. That’s preeeetttty fucking creepy. Mind you, she and Mike had only been together for three months. He moved her in the day they first hooked up. She also changed her relationship status to “single” today. Quick in. Quick out.

Mary’s mom has custody of her daughter, who, by all respects, sounds like she’s got a really structured home life:

Wow, that’s fucking creepy too.
I also have to say that I’ve never seen such a unique ghetto name as Mike’s. Mickallangello Brockvegas Thirstachusetts. It’s a shame his family deactivated his page after he was brought up on murder charges. That should have been up for an hood award.

Mary has quite the list of accomplishments stemming from Assault and Battery, dangerous weapons, and breaking restraining orders: 

She’s also a master manipulator:That one, my source tells me, was about needing to go score. Less than a month later she would be on a couch with one of his boys and he would find himself behind bars.

One of my reliable Turtlesources, whom I would trust with my own life, shot me a message to tell me that Mary was the one who got both Will and Mike using. She didn’t have a job so I guess it would only make sense to get those around you using so you can score free dope. My source knew Mike since  high school and said that while he was a junkie, and couldn’t get his shit together, he was never a violent person.

But, while Brockton is a decent size city, it’s one of those places where everyone knows everyone. So, the lines were pretty divided between the cries for Mary’s arrest and the “Free My Boi” patrol all over social media.  

We may never now the truth. She may never see a day in prison. I would like to think that she has to live with this on her conscience for the rest of her life….  but people like her don’t have those little voices. What they do have is titty scars from infected heroin injection sites because who ever thinks to look there… unless you’re shooting softcore porn for social media…. 

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