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Brockton Poontang Plow Threatens People With State Police Uncle Who Object To Her Mocking Kids With Down Syndrome Insults After Bad Plow Review 

 

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This is Adrianna Mazza from Brockton.

She recently was trying to get her driveway plowed, and asked Facebook if they knew someone who could help a sister out.

She was recommended some guy named Jordan, and wasn’t happy about the job she did. Naturally then she voiced her displeasure on every local community group she could, making sure to refer to his plowing job as a “down syndrome trapezoid.”

Apparently she was mad that he didn’t plow her lawn or something? I dunno. I only speak Ratchetese when I’m in Brockton.

Some people took issue with her loose use of down syndrome as an insult for a plowing job she found inadequate, but it’s cool because she was saying that the trapezoid has down syndrome, not any particular person.

Then she immediately proved that she was full of shit and will gladly use that word on people, even other people’s crotch fruits.

But it’s OK for her to talk shit like this about children because she’s a “straight Italian savage.”

When you’re Italian you’re allowed to tell small children that they look like they have down syndrome. Slampig 101 stuff.

Not to be outdone, she also wanted to make it clear to the haters that they look like “retard faggot sucking dick.”

In fairness, if you were a homosexual special needs man, what else would you suck? Seems kind of redundant. Just sayin.

After then she started threatening people with her uncle, who is allegedly a state trooper.

And that shirt and hat she just purchased a couple days ago, and posted about online, is proof.

She’s a great person though, even ask her.

She might seem like a ratchet, but just know that if she finds your dead husband’s body on your couch, she will rake your leaves. She’s a God damn American hero.

Plus she’s hoodbooger rich, which means she cashes her paychecks and takes pictures of $500 in a vain attempt to pretend like her credit isn’t completely fucked.

Thanks to her comment she now has “fans.”

And she’s refusing to stop harassing the plow guy who didn’t plow her lawn.

She’s wicked smart too. For instance, she knows that Trump inspires anti-semitism.

….in France.

All you really need to know about this skag can be learned by searching her name on the Brockton Hub. Back when Manny Mo was alive she was one of the primary ratchets who hated him. And anyone who hated Manny Mo was most likely a huge piece of shit because Manny Mo spent most of his time calling out the biggest scumbags society has to offer in the most politically incorrect way possible. Almost all of her interactions were from his posts, or other posts bemoaning how everything is racist and cops are bad.

Meanwhile she’s out here making fun of kids and posting stuff like this.

So she’s in a position to judge.

Anyway, she found a guy to plow her lawn, so it all worked out in the end.

And as you can tell from her ghetto girth, finding random guys on Facebook to plow her is something she’s familiar with.

 

 

 

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55 Comment(s)
  • Silencio Dogood
    December 10, 2019 at 2:13 am

    Why are fat women taking trapezoidal selfies as though they were healthy? What happened to propriety around their gluttony, greed and sloth? Who is changing America (and Western Europe) into this amalgam of Progressive bullshit? I’d suspect countries that don’t take the worst of humanity in lieu of those who might contribute, like Russia, for example, or Israel…

  • Blaargh
    December 10, 2019 at 1:55 am

    When she pulls her meaty legs up to her shoulders, the whole room instantly smells like garlic toast and sardines.

  • AspiringBabyDaddy
    December 9, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    So many CD’s. Or are they DVD’s…?
    Honestly, still the same thing.
    P.s. Bring back North Shore!!!! I love and miss you, bookski.

    • AspiringBabyDaddy
      December 9, 2019 at 8:32 pm

      *booski

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 9, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Unpopular comment of the day:

    Would…

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      December 10, 2019 at 7:58 am

      I hereby grant you a reprieve from getting shit for this highly unpopular opinion. Please, stay on this side of the train tracks though.

  • Uncle samuel
    December 9, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    All Jewish countries are the same.

  • Captain Trips
    December 9, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    Amazing that these fat pigs think they’re hot…..

  • Amber hunter
    December 9, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    I have screenshots of her threatening my child as well as her talking about me being careful because she has family in the mafia! She was fun

  • Old Tom Morris
    December 9, 2019 at 11:40 am

    thic

    • Elderly Tom Thimbledick
      December 9, 2019 at 11:57 am

      Where’ve you been dickhead???

      • Old Tom Morris
        December 9, 2019 at 1:30 pm

        Scratcher?

  • Lexington Steele
    December 9, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Her anal driveway needs a good plowing too. Trapazoid style. And I is got the chocolate battling ram to do the jobs.

    • Turd Reversalist
      December 10, 2019 at 12:53 am

      What in the illiterate fuck is “and I is got the chocolate battling ram”?
      You had best leave the crap cave conquest and related discussion to the professionals like myself.

  • Second Knuckle
    December 9, 2019 at 10:47 am

    It’s all Kim Kardashian’s fault. Now every fat chick with a huge sloppy ass thinks everyone wants to see her thigh cheese.
    That cunty skank should be out there shoveling snow instead of shoveling calories into her cock oven.

  • Finn
    December 9, 2019 at 10:34 am

    “My uncle is a state trooper.”

    Her uncle is going to disown her if he already hasn’t.

    Adrianna – you’re the relative everyone avoids this time of year (we hate you more at the holidays). Your uncle thinks you’re a pig too.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

    • Squiggly
      December 9, 2019 at 2:57 pm

      Now that there is classic Finn. Sharp, brief, too the point and topped off by a “get fucked”
      Love it!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 9, 2019 at 10:25 am

    Pro tip…If you burn wood use the ashes to sprinkle over the snow. When the sun comes back out it makes the snow melt more quickly. It has saved me many times, once while camping in George Washington Natl Forest and several times when I lived in the mountains up in VA with a long, steep driveway. With that being said, this fat girl could use the exercise doing a little shoveling.

    • Just Saying
      December 9, 2019 at 10:48 am

      You sound like Landon.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        December 9, 2019 at 11:17 am

        When youre not too bright, everything sounds like Landon.

        • Jefe
          December 9, 2019 at 11:26 am

          I think he means your hairdo story

  • Guido
    December 9, 2019 at 9:44 am

    Italians are the worst.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 9, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Fat wop slops are fucking pigs

  • Ginger
    December 9, 2019 at 9:11 am

    Poor guy Derek Veiga! She’s like seriously obsessed with the guy. Bet she stalks the f*** out of him. She’s so desperate for his attention but looks like he’s not interested in Piggy

    HEY ADRIANNA MAZZA???HE DONT WANT YOU MISS PIGGY SO MOVE ON AND STOP LOOKING SO PATHETIC AND DESPERATE

  • Klancy
    December 9, 2019 at 9:09 am

    HOT PLOW TRUCK GURL?
    I bet her Unka statie gunna rush right over.

  • Read before posting
    December 9, 2019 at 8:54 am

    I love the articles, I get a laugh out of most of them…however this is not journalism…..edit your work if you want to taken serious. You didn’t post anything yesterday, you had ample time to review this post for errors.

    “She was recommended some guy named Jordan”

    • Grammar cop
      December 9, 2019 at 3:01 pm

      I agree, I’m a certified Turtle rider too but come on guys!!! The grammatical errors are so plentiful…. And you often call out the ratchet species for their poor use of grammar when to be honest…. you guys are very frequently not much better composing a coherent paragraph.

      • AspiringBabyDaddy
        December 9, 2019 at 8:35 pm

        Totally on board for this. I will edit the f**k out of your posts if you allow me too, but just for grammatical mistakes.
        I live for proper grammar.

        • AspiringBabyDaddy
          December 9, 2019 at 8:36 pm

          *to
          See? Already on it!

  • General Robert E.
    December 9, 2019 at 8:49 am

    A whole generation of basement dwelling superhero freaks sitting around smoking dope. Hey morons, download a Chuck Bronson “Death Wish” movie, put 2 and 2 together and start wiping the walking dead, like this waste of oxygen, off the face of the planet. Hint: Aim for anyone who uses dog filters, wears a flat brim hat or is from “the Dominican”.

  • By the way...
    December 9, 2019 at 8:47 am

    Does this broad take herself seriously? Anyone that poses with a handful of cash is a certified loser. By the way princess you live in Brockton. Nuf said

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    December 9, 2019 at 8:33 am

    There is something so satisfying about someone who over uses “illiterate bitch” as an insult and then mercilessly face fucks the English language until it pleads with its last breath for the end. Give me an hour and six red pens and I can maybe correct all of her mistakes.

    #freethesausagefingers

  • Mr. Bubba
    December 9, 2019 at 7:48 am

    Fuckin’ ginzo broads are the worst.

  • Lee Ho
    December 9, 2019 at 7:45 am

    Who would want to plow that conceited bitch?

  • Tim
    December 9, 2019 at 7:33 am

    I think this one is more deserving of the, cheese hog, moniker.

  • Stupid Bitch
    December 9, 2019 at 7:24 am

    Adrianna’s got Down syndrome so bad she looks like she’s got left, right and up syndromes too.

    • Liberal Extremist
      December 9, 2019 at 5:21 pm

      TRIGGERED! You can’t make Down syndrome jokes! TRIGGERED! I’m TRIGGERED! TB, please write a blog calling this out! You CANNOT make Down syndrome jokes! TB calls out Down syndrome jokes AS HE SHOULD! I am in tears! TRIGGERED!

      • Corky from Life Goes On
        December 9, 2019 at 9:22 pm

        Blow me

  • Gary numan
    December 9, 2019 at 7:15 am

    the Statie this is gonna be the next story who is this Statie maybe the statie will straighten out his niece.

    • Leigha Genduso
      December 9, 2019 at 8:13 am

      Did somebody say statie?

      • Captain Trips
        December 9, 2019 at 1:13 pm

        Said Leigha as she began to salivate like a rabid Basset Hound…..

        • Landon Steele (Veteran/Hero)
          December 9, 2019 at 9:28 pm

          Hey!! Leave my girlfriend out of this. I haven’t even started beating her up/stealing from her yet!!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    December 9, 2019 at 6:59 am

    There’s a great Pig Bitch story to start the week off! Yes! She’s a Pig Bitch right down to her ass pimples. Stupid as the day is long. Sadly, we are supporting her and her 10 year old Lexus. Pretty sure her farts stink like Taco Bell…

  • Loki
    December 9, 2019 at 6:48 am

    Pretty decent house, even for Brockton, and a Lexus, she a hoe or a dealer or both.

    • No just no
      December 9, 2019 at 10:46 am

      Possibly a dealer. Who the hell would pay to smash that? Ew.

    • WeRFucked
      December 10, 2019 at 5:28 am

      We don’t know what her house even looks like. The photo of a house (actually a couple houses) looks to be an ad of some sort for a plowing company?

  • fat wop pig
    December 9, 2019 at 6:37 am

    morbidly obese WOP warpig MOWW

  • Liberalism is a Disease
    December 9, 2019 at 6:26 am

    Solid virtue signaling, TB. I too thought it was VERY BAD AND MEAN that she used VERY BAD AND MEAN WORDS!

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    December 9, 2019 at 6:12 am

    Got a case of the Monday’s? Read this blog hahahaha I live in Brockton and shake my head at least 1458 times over the stupidity I encounter in real life here and online. It’s a disease I tell ya. A DISEASE TRAPEZOID.

  • I see dumb people
    December 9, 2019 at 4:35 am

    What people fail to realize is that last storm dropped over 2 feet of snow in most places. Plows are not magic wands and Asshole Governor Baker put everyone’s lives in danger by refusing to call a state of emergency and causing chaos by everyone needing out by x time. I personally seen over 8 cars spinning out of control hit poles ending in ditches and so on.. But no, hurry up and plow me first butches like this hag put everyone in danger, if you can get out thank your plow guy, im sure they would of came back and cleared it more after storm was over and they were rested after being up for over 3 days straight if she wasn’t such a raging douche. But if you want to be a douche shovel your own damn 2 feet of snow cunt.

  • Dick Scratcher
    December 9, 2019 at 3:32 am

    Limerick of the day….

    This Brockton Poontang’s on the hunt,
    As she wants the snow plowed off her front
    Let’s hope that the driver
    Is a natural survivor
    When his snow-plow gets lost up her cunt.

    Dick Scratcher, aged 12 (inches of snow)

    • Adrianna
      December 9, 2019 at 3:57 am

      You forgot to mention the trapezoid.

      • Dick Scratcher
        December 9, 2019 at 6:07 am

        Dammit!!

        And “trapezoid” and “mongoloid” would have made a great rhyme as well 🙂

  • Wut?
    December 9, 2019 at 3:00 am

    Nice to see the PC mafia is on the case. Time to get over shaming insults; that use free speech.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 9, 2019 at 2:06 am

    Not interested. You know I like ‘em skinny with track marks. Do better.

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