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Busted Providence Prostitution Ring Gives A Depressing Glimpse Into The Dead End Lives Of Scumbuckets Who Can’t Stop Selling Themselves For Drugs And Poppin’ Out Future DCF Babies

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Five women were arrested Friday night after Providence police went undercover to crack down on prostitution in the city’s Elmwood neighborhood.

Martha Alicea, 43; Jan Poirier, 24; Benita Barbour, 38; Michelle King, 44; and Renee Green, 38, were all charged with misdemeanor solicitation for prostitution between 8 p.m. and midnight Friday, according to incident reports reviewed by Eyewitness News.

Several of the incidents noted police were focusing on Elmwood after receiving complaints about prostitution in the neighborhood.

All of the incidents played out in similar fashion.

The women all approached vehicles driven by undercover officers and stated how much it would cost to perform certain sexual acts. In Alicea’s case, she agreed to perform oral sex for $22. Green said it would be $20 for straight intercourse. The others said oral sex would cost between $20 and $30.

$22 for a sloppy gum job? What a deal. $20 for some straight over-used chlamydia taco intercourse. The bargains are on Elmwood.

It’s easy to make fun of these ladies since they’ve literally flushed their lives down the crapper, but there is some sad shit in their lives. That doesn’t take the blame away because they caused those track marks on their hands and strapped on those street walker stilettos. I just wish they would stop shooting babies out those rotting bags serving as a uterus.

One of these ladies of the night, Jan Poirier, is only 24 and already very familiar with the court system in Rhode Island. In 2014 she was arrested in Taunton loitering disoriented around a gas station, got crazy when cops tried to get her info, and allegedly said “this is fine — I’m just gonna tell everyone you raped me. See what happens now (expletive).” Classy!

Drugs. Are. Bad. Quite the record already. A lot of wasted substance abuse counseling cause that clearly didn’t do shit.

This chick is a mess.

Honestly, I would have a smidge more sympathy for Jan if she wasn’t continuously getting knocked up with more DCF babies between junkie binges with this flat-brimmed hat wearing waste of oxygen she calls a baby daddy, Calin Dakotis. I’m going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing that isn’t the real spelling of his name because there’s no arrest record under that name and I’m 1000% sure a douchenugget like this has a lengthy rap sheet.

You want to fuck up your own life, be my guest. But PLEASE stop bringing innocent children into the clusterfuck and then pine for them over insincere Facebook posts. I HATE that. Pop out a child, lose that child because of your own dumb life decisions, and then give everyone a monthly reminder that you’re a mom but you’re NOT because you haven’t seen your kid since his birth. Some of us wait months upon months to successfully conceive a child and plan to ACTUALLY CARE for him/her, while you drop one out of those trash flaps every couple of years and let DCF do the rest.


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9 Comment(s)
  • Big Scrip
    July 27, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    You know, I used to watch some of these things that you posted on turtle boy sports and sometimes find them funny, but you’re now crossing lines pig. I don’t know why you sit there on your high horse in your police office and think that you’re so much better than everybody else because you don’t have a criminal record. Go look me up Stephen P. Smith, post my record on your fucking scumbag page cause I don’t give a shit bro. However just know, if I see you in the street I will smack you upside your fucking head without hesitation you’ve been warned. The only person in this world allowed to judge other people is God himself. You might not be a criminal but your damn sure not a Christian.

  • Anon
    July 25, 2017 at 9:46 am

    She tells us his real last name in her post: Calin Otis- there’s definitely police logs on this one.

  • Stunt Pennie
    July 25, 2017 at 8:13 am

    Only one thing will cure the cycle: mandatory, forced sterilization

    • Wabbitt
      July 25, 2017 at 8:07 pm

      As much as I’m loathe to agree…

      Shit put one kid while testing positive for drugs – we take the kid and yank out your tubes. And maybe castrate the baby daddies while we’re at it.

  • Jan's fetus
    July 25, 2017 at 3:21 am

    Do these people not know about abortions?

    • Turd Burglestein
      July 25, 2017 at 7:41 am

      I’m sure they do, but they also know you can’t get additional welfare benefits by having an abortion.

  • Chip Striker
    July 24, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    Is there anything minorities have not ruined?

    July 24, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    Loving my RI Sista. You are definitely coming into your stride as a journalist, Sista. Keep em’ coming like Iggy’s chowda and clam clakes.

  • They call me Ponch
    July 24, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    tragic cycle.

    DCF pushes open adoption.

    Welcome to the family nikka!

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