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Back in February we blogged about Cape Cod’s self proclaimed top rapper, Brian “Holla Akbar” Costa, after he was busted selling cocaine to undercover cops in Falmouth.
And how he immediately proclaimed his innocence on Facebook once released on bail….
Well, today (Friday) he had his day in court for those charges and you’ll never guess what happened to him:
Yup. Mofo got arrested for selling crack cocaine at the courthouse where he was facing charges for selling regular cocaine. In fairness, he knew cocaine was illegal, but he figured crack cocaine wasn’t. Honest mistake.
Of course this may just all be a publicity stunt for the release of his latest hit, Testimony of a Hustler, which is a real work of art:
Just kidding. It’s him in drinking Henny the same Masphee projects he’ll never leave except for his brief stints in jail that will become part of his routine for the rest of his 40 year year life expectancy.
On sale for $10, and they come with a free paper casing!
And at least 3-4 people have purchased this new hit, all of whom get a personal shoutout on his Facebook page. Like this lady:
Or this guy, who likely expects Holla Akbar to pay it back by buying his rap album:
And of course he made Ma Dukes buy one too:
And as usual, the free muh boi patrol is out and about to defend his honor…..
Oh yea, I’m gonna take life advice from this fertility factory.
“Bad decisions?” You getting pregnant was a bad decision. Same thing as selling crack cocaine though. Especially when he just got busted selling cocaine less than three months ago.
“Forgiveness for addicts?” Newsflash – he’s the guy who supplies the addicts. That makes him a world class asshole.
“Second chances?” Bitch, he was in court facing drug charges. This was his second chance. And what did this loving father go right back to doing? Same shit that got him arrested the first time.
Don’t worry though, we look forward to the next batch of losers who tries to make up excuses for asswipe when he inevitably gets arrested again. My guess is he’ll be back on Turtleboy by September at the latest.