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Cape Cod Gangsta Rapper Holla Akbar Got Arrested AGAIN For Selling Crack Cocaine While In Court Facing Previous Charges Of Selling Cocaine Just Days After New Album Dropped

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Back in February we blogged about Cape Cod’s self proclaimed top rapper, Brian “Holla Akbar” Costa, after he was busted selling cocaine to undercover cops in Falmouth.

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And how he immediately proclaimed his innocence on Facebook once released on bail….

Well, today (Friday) he had his day in court for those charges and you’ll never guess what happened to him:


Yup. Mofo got arrested for selling crack cocaine at the courthouse where he was facing charges for selling regular cocaine. In fairness, he knew cocaine was illegal, but he figured crack cocaine wasn’t. Honest mistake.

Of course this may just all be a publicity stunt for the release of his latest hit, Testimony of a Hustler, which is a real work of art:

Just kidding. It’s him in drinking Henny the same Masphee projects he’ll never leave except for his brief stints in jail that will become part of his routine for the rest of his 40 year year life expectancy.

On sale for $10, and they come with a free paper casing!

And at least 3-4 people have purchased this new hit, all of whom get a personal shoutout on his Facebook page. Like this lady:

Or this guy, who likely expects Holla Akbar to pay it back by buying his rap album:

And of course he made Ma Dukes buy one too:

And as usual, the free muh boi patrol is out and about to defend his honor…..

Oh yea, I’m gonna take life advice from this fertility factory.

“Bad decisions?”  You getting pregnant was a bad decision. Same thing as selling crack cocaine though. Especially when he just got busted selling cocaine less than three months ago.

“Forgiveness for addicts?” Newsflash – he’s the guy who supplies the addicts. That makes him a world class asshole.

“Second chances?” Bitch, he was in court facing drug charges. This was his second chance. And what did this loving father go right back to doing? Same shit that got him arrested the first time.

Don’t worry though, we look forward to the next batch of losers who tries to make up excuses for asswipe when he inevitably gets arrested again. My guess is he’ll be back on Turtleboy by September at the latest.

8 Comment(s)
  • Spunky
    May 14, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    At the age of 23, he’s a grown ass man. If he cared at all about his Mother & family name being smeared on Turtleboy or social media then the asshole would not be selling drugs. No doubt she’s more ashamed that she raised such a not going to amount to anything lazy idiot, who’s going to spend most of his life behind bars. Every women’s dream is to receive a Mother’s Day card from the big house….Said No One!

  • Sonny's Mom
    May 12, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    “Deja vu all over again”
    –Yogi Berra

  • Chip Striker
    May 12, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    Another chinstrap fucking loser who refuses to work and is a drain on society and its resources.

    I hope the next time I see his name it’s in the obituary.

  • whatevuh
    May 12, 2018 at 10:58 am

    one would hope they just overdose and die, absolutely useless members of society

  • DirtyOldMan
    May 12, 2018 at 9:34 am

    I wish I was the jobless negro who knocked her up. Maybe next time.

  • Dean Martin
    May 12, 2018 at 7:20 am

    Another complete waste of oxygen. First, Rap isn’t music. It’s a bunch of strung together, semi-literate words by someone who cannot sing, backed up by a crappy background beat. Add in the hand motions and crotch grabbing and you have a rap video.

  • The Professor
    May 12, 2018 at 7:13 am

    I guess I’m just an old man so I don’t understand this. Is every power loser with no job, no prospects, and zero accomplishments an aspiring “rapper”?

    • Eugene
      May 12, 2018 at 11:30 am

      Yes

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