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Cheesehog Neo-Nazi Couple With Litter Of Kids Rob & Beat Woman In Palmer At Christmas, Both Snitch On Each Other After Vowing Facebook Loyalty For Years

Cheesehog Neo-Nazi Couple With Litter Of Kids Rob & Beat Woman In Palmer At Christmas, Both Snitch On Each Other After Vowing Facebook Loyalty For Years

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Masslive: The defense lawyer for Sara Lazarz told a judge Monday Sara warned her husband Jason Lazarz not to rob a Palmer shopper, but he did it anyway. The defense lawyer for Jason Lazarz told the same judge Sara Lazarz talked her husband into the robbery. Hampden Superior Court Judge Mark D. Mason noted this was one of the most glaring cases of a husband and wife “casting aspersions on each other” he has heard. Mason said he believes the two on Dec. 26, 2015, acted in a joint venture, together “lying in wait” for someone they thought could be overpowered to come into the parking lot at the Big Y and Ocean Street Job Lot in Palmer.

Both Jason Lazarz, 38, and Sara Lazarz, 31 – who have six children between them – pleaded guilty to a count each of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon causing serious bodily injury and armed robbery. Both of their lawyers said their clients struggle with heroin addiction. Mason sentenced Jason Lazarz to seven to seven and a half years in state prison with 438 days credit on the sentence for time spent in jail awaiting trial. Mason sentenced Sara Lazarz to three to five years in state prison, the sentence requested by Sandstrom. Sara Lazarz has credit for 296 days spent in jail awaiting trial.

Sandstrom said it was about 7:30 p.m. when the victim went into the Ocean State Job Lot. When she came out and went into her car Jason Lazarz got out of the passenger side of a van parked by her car and tried to get her to roll down her window by indicating she dropped something. The woman did not open the window knowing she didn’t drop anything but Jason Lazarz opened her car door and started hitting her with something that felt like metal, she reported. Sandstrom said the woman was hit six times and pushed into the passenger seat. Jason Lazarz grabbed her pocketbook and got in the van driven by his wife. The women needed stitches in her face and had a fractured nose and eye socket, Sandstrom said. She had damage to her teeth and has residual numbness that is not expected to heal.

Wait… can the judge sentence them to go to jail if their disease made them do this? It’s almost as if human beings have free will and can choose whether or not to be a bucket of wet mule dong.

Seriously, one day you’re sucking face for Facebook:

The next day you’re snitching on each other to try to get a reduced sentence for beating the shit out of a 51 year old woman the day after Christmas. The best part about this is that since they’re married they didn’t have to testify against each other. But they did anyway. Because at the end of the day the only thing junkies like this care about is themselves. Funny, because before they decided to beat the shit out of an innocent women she was all “you are my life”

And Sara has a warning for anyone who tries to lurk on her husband –

HOT!!! Jason puts the D in her GED, that’s for sure!!

Obviously this guy is a catch, and he’s in high demand in the Palmer/Belchertown/Ware slugpump community. I mean, the man not only oozes sex appeal, he’s reigning grammar rodeo champion of Belchertown:

Times weren’t always as good though. Ya see, Jason is a really “nice guy.” Even ask him. And he told Sara that the only way he’d leave her ass is if she cheated on him. So he leaves the house one day at 11:30 and then – BAM – one hour later she’s already got a winning ticket to his brother’s meat raffle:

Luckily she realized the next day that she “fucked up” and was “willing to do anything.” Presumably meaning that Jason’s brother had some samplers but she had to “earn it” first.

So Sara got 3-5 years in prison, but she thought she was only getting three months:


Probably because the love of her life turned out to be a snitch:

It’s true. Sara Lazarz ain’t no snitch. She’s a ride or die bitch 100 emoji!! I’m not even kidding – it’s tatooed on the pork chops she refers to as arms:

Or legs. Or whatever type of gravy oozing appendage that is.

Guess him snitching was revenge for her hooking up with his brother back in 2013. After all, she’ll be the first to tell you that she deserves to be treated how she treats you:

Shocking this dignified prom queen would use the n word so liberally.

Two days after they robbed and beat the woman in the parking lot Sara was bragging about how kind hearted she was:

And five days before the robbery she was letting the world know how well things were going – what with her new TV, PS3, and Michael Kors purse.

Oh yea, I’m sure she “bought” that $200 purse that she’s now selling for $75 after only using it once. Definitely.

Oh, and you’ll never guess what she claims to do for work:

Of course she’s a pretend CNA. Because that’s rule #1 in the cheesehog playbook – change your Facebook profile job to CNA. After that you can begin the ghettofabulous selfies.

Oh, and she wouldn’t be a ratchet without being a dog breeder too:

It’s cool though, because she’s “that bitch”

And of course these human incubators have produced six children. There should be a law that if you’re a junkie who can’t stop having kids, you have to stay in jail until you’re menopausal or he’s got the snip-snip. Just sayin. Hopefully their kids don’t actually have to live with them. Ya know, because it’s kind of hard to explain to your kid why Uncle Daddy has a swastika tattooed on his chest:

I’m sorry, but if you’re a Nazi who got that tattoo because you saw it in American History X, you’re a pretty bootleg Nazi.

From the looks of their pictures it appears that their kids do not have to live with them:

There isn’t a ratchet chick in America who doesn’t recognize a DCF visitor’s room when they see one.

Anyway, it’s nice to see a judge actually hold two shitbags responsible for once. I assumed when they both got sentenced that they refused to snitch on each other. Turns out they both snitched and the judge decided that neither one of them was credible to begin with. Here’s hoping their kids can lead a somewhat normal life and don’t grow up to be the worthless maggots that their parents are.



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9 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 22, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    These cheesehogs all calling themselves CNAs really takes away from the actual CNAs out there. It’s a shitty job with long hours, cleaning and feeding the elderly. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, and I know that this ratchet would quit the first day if she ever actually did the job.

  • June 21, 2017 at 10:53 am

    …..they do know that if they’re married they dont actually have to testify against one another…..right?

  • Party Randy
    June 20, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    Looks like he ordered that faded swastika tattoo from

  • itsjustme
    June 20, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    I don’t get the uncle/daddy reference? Does she have kids with his brother too and that’s why he is the one person in the world she isn’t allowed to be around?

  • Prisoner's Dilemma!
    June 20, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    Do you rat on your wife? Do you rat on your husband?

    Sara is a cow (MOO!)! Jason is a douche (with a swastika tit-too)!

    How do you decide?

    Send them both to the gallows! What, we don’t have gallows anymore? Ok, lock their sorry asses up for years, and put the children into loving homes where someone will actually care for them!!!

    Pathetic Wretches!

    • April
      April 17, 2018 at 1:32 am

      I’m her kid so I’ll explain quickly
      She had dated his brother tommy for a while and tommy is the dad to one of her kids so then she went to Jason (the other brother) and had a kid with him so we had been used to calling Jason uncle because her and tommy had been together for so long lmao

  • Fed up
    June 20, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    I read an article last week about the best thing for America would be to deport a lot of people that were born in America. It went on to say that second and third generation Americans are destroying this country, not just the illegals. I thought it was a joke until I read your blog.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      June 20, 2017 at 7:32 pm

      Just deport all the libs to Russia, China, or North Korea. They’ll fit right in with the totalitarianism – until it’s time to go to work, anyway.

  • Janice
    June 20, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    This is too funny… I crack up reading this…

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