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Chud Who Killed 80 Year Old Man In Boston Hit And Run Gave Insane Interview Saying He’s A Real Gangsta And People Hit And Run “All The Time,” Posts About Hating Cops While Living Life Of Luxury In Public Housing, Also Facing Federal Charges For Beating Up Mailman

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An 80 year old man was killed by a hit and run driver in Allston today. The driver, 23 year old Photian Fitts, somehow was released after being questioned by the police. Then, in what will go down as one of the all time legendary moronic moves in dumbass history, he went on Fox 25 News, confessed to everything and was immediately arrested after it aired at 10 PM…..

It’s sad because an innocent person died. But that’s the most hilarious and insane interview I’ve ever seen. What a fucking MORON! He literally got away with killing a dude. All he had to do was SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. But what did Judge Dreadlocks do? This mother fucker goes on Fox 25 News and confesses to EVERYTHING while trying to rationalize the fact that he killed a man. He literally thought nothing of the insane things he was saying. There were kids in the background making faces and shit:

So many memorable quotes…

“People hit and run people all the time.”

Oh yea, who can’t relate to that. I killed a dude the other day. Mulligan.

“What happened is what happened man, and it wasn’t intentional.”

Oh right, driving away from an accident scene after running a guy over was an involuntary action. For sure.

“I was scared and worried cuz I didn’t know what can happen. You see what I’m saying? Ummm, so that’s why I left. So I said God forbid I hope he’s OK.”

You see what I’m saying? He really believes he’s developing a kinship with the reporter who’s getting a huge chub because he’s getting a murder confession interview of the century. Because it’s completely justified to run a dude over and leave the scene of a crime, so long as you’re worried about what could happen to you. His court appointed lawyer will really appreciate how easy he’s made this for him.

“Im driving too quick to the point where I couldn’t really stop, but it was a green light, so as the guy was walking the light is green Im driving and I’m pressing the horn, beep, beep, beep, beep. So it was either I was gonna die and crash into a pole. So when it came down to it…..”

Oh good, he’s “driving too quick.” Key word, “too.” As in, I was traveling at a rate of speed that is above the permissable amount. Sure, he didn’t have to confess to this, but he might as well. It’s not like the guy with the microphone and camera are gonna put this on TV. Plus, they can’t use it in court or anything.

Finally the grande finale….

“They released me cuz I’m not guilty. I’m a real gangsta, not a bad way. I’m a gangsta cuz I help out the community.”

I had no idea there were good gangstas and bad gangstas until I watched this video. The best part is he actually means that. That’s a thought that runs through his head which sounded completely reasonable to him when he said it. Oh you’re gangsta alright. Lots of gangstas run over 80 year old dudes and leave them there to die because you’re “worried.” This is how he “helps out the community.” By killing people.

Of course he’s 23 years old and lives in public housing too. Naturally he’s driving what appears to be a brand new Jeep too. Remember that the next time your congressman lectures you about how we don’t do enough for poor people in this country. Because why wouldn’t we be paying for this grown maggot’s rent and food? Is there ANY DOUBT that he has an EBT card in his wallet? I challenge any bleeding heart to bet me right now. This is what my tax dollars go towards.

Build. That. Wall.

Oh, and of course he was facing federal charges a couple years ago after beating the shit out of a mailman because the mailman kicked his mother’s out of control dog in self defense:

When he’s not killing people, beating up mailmen, being a “good gangsta,” and sucking up taxpayer dollars, he’s making Youtube videos called “chilling”:

On Facebook he goes by “Taylor Made.” Guess who his favorite sportball team is?

Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat was a guarantee with this shitstain.

He fancies himself a fancy boy….

And a baller….

Must be nice living in public housing….

Oh, and he saved France from the terrorists….

We only had time to go through a couple months of his Facebook posts because he posts so often. But here’s some of the things he’s had to say….

Yup. America, a country that gives him free taxpayer money to buy rolexes and kill people, is the “land of white devils.” He’s the oppressed one here.

A guy who leaves a man to die on the side of the road is lecturing the Internet about negativity. Amazing.

He’s looking for a woman with good morals…

Preferably one with a soul, who does’t run over elderly men and leave them to die.

He tryna get rich and do charity…

He doesn’t want you to trust the media…

So I guess that means that wasn’t really him confessing to a crime on TV.

Shockingly he has strong opinions on law enforcement….


He warned young black men not to slip or else they’ll end up in jail…

Which is so ironic it hurts.

He’s being watched by the feds for his “case” where he beat up the mailman…

He supports the black panthers…

And he “chooses love” and believes we “need peace”

And a great way to do that is to kill people.

Here’s the best one…

You can’t make this shit up. A guy who readily admits that he ran a guy over, left him to die, and thinks he did nothing wrong in doing so, is lecturing the world about people having cold hearts. No words.

According to the Internet he has a sister name Mattaya and a father named Emerson.

And get this – his sister is an award winning student and humanitarian, and his father was paralyzed in an incident before he was born. His mother appears to be Cambodian and escaped the Khmer Rouge genocide in the 70’s. He also has a twin sister named Sackona. They appear to be embarrassed of him though, as they have many family photos, but these ar the only two that hav him in it:

His twin sister is so woke it would make Didi Delgado jealous.

She went to the ultimate haven for vapid SJWs….

Where she majored in “black studies.”

And when you major in black studies by default you become a black lives matter protester….

She supports cop killer Assata Shakur….

And of course just like Didi she’s no stranger to GoFundMe’s to raise money for genderqueer nonbinary femmes of color who don’t feel like paying for their own shit:

At least the older one seems to not be a total leech and drain on society.

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9 Comment(s)
  • TJB
    June 7, 2018 at 7:45 pm

    Great news…. Rico Suave is in custody, $10000 cash bail pending man1 and veh. Homicide, YO. Poor 80 year old man who lived a good life is now gone, run over by this shitskin, and left for dead. RIP.

  • Wabbitt
    June 7, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    I’m so proud to know that my tax dollars can oppress him in such a great lifestyle that I could never hope to live.

  • Hughbo Mont
    June 7, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    Question. Does EBT $$$ go in escrow while you are in prison? Or, do you name someone as the “beneficiary”? It’s Massachusetts, EBT just can’t stop.

  • Screw PC
    June 7, 2018 at 11:21 am

    I’m about to have a hate stroke.

    This asshole better not be executed without first being tortured for a week.

  • SMH
    June 7, 2018 at 8:58 am

    I can’t wait until he blames the ganja for his verbal diarrhea to WFXT- the stuff he was smoking while listening to his music and running down slow ass octogenarians. Oops, that doesn’t help.

  • Real_Finn
    June 7, 2018 at 8:44 am

    Phocian Shits (spelling stays – i’m sure you’re used to it),

    I’m happy to see that you are already prepping for prison with those dreads (I can spot prison dreads from a mile away – it’s a gift).

    Talking a selfie with someone else’s c-notes and then a more realistic selfie in a bed of aces (singles – dummies), is a very telling observation of your life now and your future.

    I LOL’ed when I saw the selfie of you posing in a dealership with a car you’d never own. You know why? Because you’re a rachet, low-life, pussy loser. You will *never* have nice things (unless you s a good d – then you’ll get a few baubles) because you’re dumb, racist and a criminal. Btw – your friends are exactly like you too — doesn’t it ever get embarrassing begging for money on GoFundMe?

    Where is your pride?

    Get Fucked,

  • Robert Guiscard
    June 7, 2018 at 8:29 am

    How is it that this cat who lives in public housing drives (drove) a better car than I do, and has far more disposable income to spend on trinkets and baubles than I do? Is it because I’m an ordinary taxpaying citizen and I’m whiter than the polar ice caps? If so, I’m very sorry to have oppressed you, Taylor Made.

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 7, 2018 at 8:29 am

    They’re making a movie about welfare scum like him in Massachusetts. It’s titled “No Jail Time For Bonzo”.

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