Chudmuffin Arrested For Hitting Cop Outside Mambo Drink Is Threatening To “Kill A Pig” On The Worcester PD Facebook Page, Calling Them Racist, While Still Saying He’s Innocent
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Earlier today we wrote about the fight outside of Mambo Drink for their Mother’s Day party, in which several cops were assaulted, one of whom threatened them with a gun he didn’t have, and four assholes were arrested. One of them was Jose Pena, a relative of Mambo Drink promoter Jonathan Pena. He was arrested for pushing a cop who was trying to arrest some ratchet ass broad acting a fool and trying to stop the cops from arresting another hoodbooger. Nightmare.
Well apparently Jose Pena goes by Carlos Garcia on the Facebook machine,
and he is NOT happy:
“How the fuck do I get arrested for not doing literally nothing at all?”
I got a popsicle headache trying to figure that question out. All I know is dude was just trying to get his fam out of there yo!! Y’all crackers be acting buck son!! Must be racist. That’s the only logical conclusion one can reach. FACTS!!
The sad part is that this is actually effective. The only reason Mambo Drink hasn’t been shut down is because they played the race card heavy.
Wasn’t his only rant:
You can tell he means business because of all the 100 emojis. So he challenged a cop to a fight who was trying to do his job – was he not supposed to do that? Because that seems like pretty standard Sunday night behavior at Mambo Drink.
Oh, and if he had a gun he would’ve “shot a fucking pig”:
On dawgs too!! That’s like a pinky swear on steroids in Vernon Hill talk. It’s all the cop’s fault that he’s in danger of losing his job. His own ratchet behavior had nothing to do with it.
He wouldn’t shut up about it either:
Wah, wah, wah. Dude, you got arrested. Own it. Embrace it. You have street cred now. Quit whining like a bitch.
He’s totally innocent though. And I’m sure posts like this will help him in court:
“I don’t give two fucks if you a cop. I would push a cop or even hit a cop for touching my family.” Says the guy who is now claiming he never touched a cop for arresting a member of his family.
Just understand this – if you have a family member in law enforcement then you are NOT invited over his ratchet den for Thanksgiving:
He also thinks he’s gonna go full free my boi once someone gets that tape to him:
Oh yea, I’m sure the tape will DEFINITELY exonerate him. He seems so stable and reasonable. FRFR!!
I don’t know what he’s whining about – he was the most popular guy in the holding cell:
Calling cops fat Toys R Us security guards. Yup, that should help!!
As you can see this genius doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up, which is awesome for the police because he’s basically destroying any chance he had to get off on this charge. At least his friends seem to understand that:
Yea, I don’t think he gets what you mean Franc. Although he probably does now. Just sayin.
Oh, and he’s on food stamps:
And he wants to create human life:
What could possibly go wrong?
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