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Southbridge Shitheads Assault And Threaten To Shoot Worcester Cops After Mambo Drink Party But We Can’t Point Fingers At Mambo Drink Because That’s Racist

Southbridge Shitheads Assault And Threaten To Shoot Worcester Cops After Mambo Drink Party But We Can’t Point Fingers At Mambo Drink Because That’s Racist

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Last summer we blogged about the 100 person brawl outside of Mambo Drink on Water Street in Worcester, in the heart of the canal district. A whole bunch of cops were assaulted and had bottles thrown at them by thugs and ratchet bitches who don’t know how to act in public. Several of them were served underage inside Mambo, which attracts this type of clientele from all over. They’ve ruined that street. But of course when a meeting was held with the City Manager, Police Chief, and other business owners in the Canal District, Mambo Drink Mafia showed up in wife beaters and played the race card:

Delio Fernandez, a consultant for Mambo, showed up to the meeting flanked by a crowd of patrons and supporters of the nightclub. The group was overwhelmingly Latino, in contrast to the race of most of the business owners present, and said they felt targeted because of their race.

“They see Latinos walking by, and say they’re a gang member,” Fernandez said. “We’re here to be part of the community. We’re here to be safer.”

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And all the PC, idiotic white people in the room were too gutless to stand up and say, “shut the fuck up you race baiting maggot pieces of shit.” Instead we got this:

“It’s really going to take all of us to change it,” CDA President Mullen Sawyer said. “Perception has the chance to taint reality.”

And then we got this from the owner of the overpriced joke of a restaurant called Lock 50:

CDA Vice President Ed Russo put his views simply. “It’s not just Mambo – sorry folks, let’s cut the shit,” Russo said.


It’s not just Mambo? Then who the hell else is it? Oh that’s right, you’re scared of being called a racist Ed. No one else is out of control. Just Mambo. Ed Russo is a gutless PC pansy ass who wanted to pretend that all the bars in the canal district were easily at fault, because he was intimidated and scared of the brown guys in wife beaters. What a vag.

We also found out that Mambo’s “club promoter” Jonathan Pena, who was not 21 at the time, drinks and parties inside the club, and isn’t afraid to put pictures of himself doing so on Facebook:




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But despite these flagrant violations they never get shut down by the corrupt license commission appointed by City Manager Ed Augustus. Because that would be racist.

Well, Mambo Drink is at it again!! This past Sunday night they had another huge party, and several cops were assaulted, and one nudnik from Southbridge told the cops, “I have guns, I’m ready”:

City of WorcesterOn Monday May 15, 2017 at about 1:55 AM, an officer working an off-duty assignment at Mambo Drinks nightclub called out for assistance with a large, unruly crowd on Water St. As officers arrived, they observed several individuals appear to be getting ready to fight each other. As officers dispersed the crowd, several groups of five to ten people remained behind and continued to antagonize each other.

One male, later identified as Luis Ayala, twenty-three years old of Southbridge, was particularly aggressive in trying to fight. After he refused police requests to leave the area several times, officers approached him. Mr. Ayala began telling his friends to surround the officers, and was yelling “I have guns too, I’m ready!” Mr. Ayala continued refusing orders to take his hands out of his pockets, so police approached him and attempted to take his hands out of his pockets. He responded by spitting directly in the face of an officer. Mr. Ayala was told he was under arrest, to which he responded by throwing punches at the officers present. After a brief struggle, he was placed in handcuffs. He is being charged with Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, and Intimidation of a Witness.

During the arrest of Mr. Ayala, another male, later identified as Luis Figueroa, twenty-six years old of Southbridge, came up behind one of the officers and struck the officer in the back of his head. Mr. Figueroa was placed under arrest and taken into custody. He is being charged with Intimidation of a Witness, Interfering with a Police Officer, and Resisting Arrest. While officers were bringing Mr. Ayala and Mr. Figueroa to the wagon, an unidentified female began blocking their path and screaming at them. Because she was interfering with the arrest of the two males, the female was told she was under arrest. As officers approached her to place her in handcuffs, a male identified as Jose Pena, twenty-two years old of Southgate St, stepped in front of the female and pushed the officer in the chest. Mr. Pena was placed under arrest and charged with Disorderly Conduct and Interfering with a Police Officer. All three males will be arraigned in Worcester District Court. The female left the area during the struggle with the males.

A good, we’re being invaded by Southbridge. That’s awesome. Because we don’t have enough problems as it is. Might as well bring the Southbridge express into town and see what happens.

What a bunch of savages. These slugrakes are so lucky they didn’t get shot. Dude yelled “I have guns too, I’m ready,” told his crew to surround the officers, and then refused to take his hands out of his pockets when the police told him to do so. That’s a recipe for suicide by police. If they shot him it would be 100% justified, but then they’d cry racism. So the WPD did what it always does – acted professionally, stood there, got assaulted by these animals, and took them into custody. What a loss it would be if this poophead wasn’t around:

Oh look, he’s a rapper. Shocking. This will attract investment from legitimate businesses in Worcester.

Then there’s Luis Figueroa, another one of Southbridge’s finest who hit a cop in the back of the head as he tried to stop the lawful arrest from happening and lived to talk about it:

Yea, we need more assholes like that in Worcester.

Finally Jose Pena was arrested after trying to stop a lawful arrest of a woman who was trying to stop a lawful arrest of Figueroa. Oh yea, and he pushed a cop too. He’s also the brother of club promoter Jonathan Pena, who had been advertising this party for quite sometime on Facebook:

“For all my baby mommas.” Yea, that’s gonna attract an AWESOME crowd. I know a lot of baby mommas who are looking for a place to get crunk on a Sunday fucking night.

Oh, and “Big Bunny” was off the hook:

This is why the PC liberals who run this city are such wastes of space. This is why people are hesitant to support democrats. Because they cater to this crowd. They had the chance to lay the hammer down on them last summer, but they didn’t because they’re too gutless to take action and they are PETRIFIED of being called racist. After all, the race baiters are their biggest voting base. But the people see right through the bullshit:


The solution is simple – get Joe Petty and his corrupt gang of friends out of there in November. Vote for Michael Gaffney for Mayor. Vote for Coreen Gaffney for District 4 City Councilor, and overthrow Sarai Ti-ti-ho Rivera. Vote for Paul Franco in District 5. Get rid of Kate Toomey, Candy Carlson, Mo Bergman, Khyrstian King and the rest of the slop patrol. Get them all out of here one by one and then we can get a real City Manager, who appoints a real License Commission that actually wants to do it’s freaking job.



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20 Comment(s)
  • Truth hurts
    May 19, 2017 at 8:26 am

    Drive down water st around 7 pm yesterday. About 15 hood rat teenage spics on their stolen huffys and bmx bikes. Apparently the new game is to try and really all the way down at you straight at your car. Did this to me and two others on the street be just a heads up

  • paul
    May 17, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    Someone should fire bomb that place during their next party. Solve 2 problems at once. until you get the morons out of city hall nothing will happen.
    Agustas, Petty and Sargent need to go. Get a police chief with some balls who is not a city hall puppet and this kind of shit will stop. Sargent was selected because City hall new they could manipulate him.

  • gb
    May 17, 2017 at 10:10 am

    Channel 3 news would not even mention the name of the bar…that would be racist! Vote Gaffneys and Lukes flush the rest of the City Council!

  • aDdm
    May 17, 2017 at 9:54 am

    Wow. Another brawl again? I thought the additional police presence in the club was supposed to prevent this? I can’t believe politics are taking priority over the safety and well being of others!

    Just like I said last year, if I were the businesses in that area, I’d wait until their lease is up and move the hell out of the Canal District. Let the area go back to being blighted.

  • Deos
    May 17, 2017 at 8:50 am

    That’s why god saved me before anything ! God bless! God is my DJ and church is my club.

  • WHAT?
    May 16, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    You have to remember that this is the political base of the political machine that installed Ed Augustus as City Manager. Ed Augustus will always drop his shorts, bend over, and spred them for this group.
    The simple answer for the normal citizens of the City is to simply avoid the “canal” district. It is not worth risking your life. There are so many out of town places one can go to to enjoy yourselves.
    Do you think this kind of shit happens in Providence?

    May 16, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    i used to stay late at wycked java when they were still open. man, the shit i seen coming out of mambo then…

  • The Wall
    May 16, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    Whenever I mention to anyone that I’m from Southbridge, the response is usually something along the lines of “I’m sorry to hear that.”

  • James Pratt
    May 16, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    That only happens there apparently. It Donald Trump is fully of shit. Lol I have never heard of such bullshit. Anywhere the cops would’ve lit their up. Must be likw a Mayberry or something.

    • Linda
      May 17, 2017 at 12:52 pm

      Jesus Christ, get off the pot smoking.

    • KimberlyS
      May 17, 2017 at 1:29 pm


  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    May 16, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    Will never happen. The types that frequent Mambos and the rest of the FSA (Free Shit Army), SJWs, and lemmings will ensure the Dems will always be in control in Worcester. One hand washes the other.

  • KimberlyS
    May 16, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    Unfortunately, it won’t be until someone is actually killed that something is actually done about this place.

    Happens a lot – complaints about fights, drunken morons, etc. – then someone brings a gun, people die, and they finally pull the license.

    Too little, too late.

  • LOL
    May 16, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    There’s happy, then there’s Jonathan Pena with his hands in the air like he just don’t care, rose bottle in hand, happy. That photo gets me every time!

  • Joni
    May 16, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    I was at the Canal district meeting last summer. Trying to be more involved with neighborhood meetings and having input with City Councilors and city leaders, including the police chief. I walked away from that meeting wishing I had never attended.
    It got heated very quickly and I was grateful to have a police presence there, especially the chief. Yelling and intimidation seem to be central during that meeting, It further cemented my feeling that I will never ever go to the Canal District at night. Never!
    I use to enjoy going to the farmer’s market, I don’t go anymore. I don’t feel safe in that area.
    And this recent fight makes it clear that Mambo should be shut down for good. The feeling of safety living in Worcester is diminishing for me. I am hopeful to leave the area in the next few years.
    I have see Chief Sargeant at 2 neighborhood meeting and I have walked away with a good feeling. He seems down to earth and it appears he is trying to have more interaction with citizens and establish good relationships. I get the sense that he is an advocate of community policing. I am very pleased about the mounted police patrol, maybe that might have prevented officers getting assaulted.
    I’m not sure whose mess this is to clean up, but something has to be done, immediately. I say shut the place down.

  • D
    May 16, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    Bunch of fucking spic faggot assholes. Bring back Blu. The fags knew how to party!

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 16, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    AKA “We want to be lawless savages, akin to wildebeest and wild boars. Without repercussions. Oh and if you try to make us act civilized we will scream “Racists”! ”
    I’m so sick of these animals acting like barbarians and then screaming “racist”! Don’t these trashbags realize they screw it up for legit racism victims? It’s disgusting and they should be ashamed of themselves! But of course, being human refuse I seriously doubt it.

  • Strata
    May 16, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    Lock 50 will be out of business in a year, I agree way overpriced and not good IMO. I certainly don’t frequent that area anymore because of the element that is there at night. If all the other business’ refuse to put pressure on the Worc officials to shut down that dump Mambo, then I hope you all go out of business too.

  • Fed up
    May 16, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    Racist is a code word for you are a stupid white person. Hispanics and blacks laugh at the word. They use it to shut down the conversation. Don’t let a word get in your way, we are all racists, shug it off.

  • Jimmy Two Times
    May 16, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    These people are fucking gross. I’d GTFO dodge if I lived anywhere near there.

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