Earlier today I made an announcement on YouTube about a death threat I received from what I assumed was an anonymous email account.

I figured it was anonymous because no one would be that dumb to use their real email address to send threats like this:

Well, some turtle riders decided to Google his email address just for shits and giggles and wouldn’t ya know it? They found this.

Well he must be the stupidest mother fucker alive. When Dan Astle was a kid and they played hide and seek, he was the one that hid behind the door. He even shared the picture he sent me on his Facebook page on June 29.

This dumbshit mother fucker. LOL. You can even tell it’s his nails.

Brilliant.

We publish a lot of blogs so the name didn’t ring a bell at first. Then someone sent me this blog that Manch wrote last year about him. He seems like a really stable guy.

Thanks Dan, you just made this much easier than I thought it would be. Now go charge your phone so when the cops call you you’re not beating off to PornHub on a 2% battery.

I emailed him back to let him know that I knew who he was, and that I would be contacting the police. He unsurprisingly didn’t seem to give a shit.

Obviously this dude’s crazy, but a message needs to be sent. This dude is a psycho and as far as I’m concerned he’s dangerous. He solicited underage girls with dick pics, and he’s a predator. Naturally he blends right in in Fall River, which is why he’s managed not to stand out like a sore thumb.

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