Earlier today I made an announcement on YouTube about a death threat I received from what I assumed was an anonymous email account.
I figured it was anonymous because no one would be that dumb to use their real email address to send threats like this:
Well, some turtle riders decided to Google his email address just for shits and giggles and wouldn’t ya know it? They found this.
Well he must be the stupidest mother fucker alive. When Dan Astle was a kid and they played hide and seek, he was the one that hid behind the door. He even shared the picture he sent me on his Facebook page on June 29.
This dumbshit mother fucker. LOL. You can even tell it’s his nails.
We publish a lot of blogs so the name didn’t ring a bell at first. Then someone sent me this blog that Manch wrote last year about him. He seems like a really stable guy.
Thanks Dan, you just made this much easier than I thought it would be. Now go charge your phone so when the cops call you you’re not beating off to PornHub on a 2% battery.
I emailed him back to let him know that I knew who he was, and that I would be contacting the police. He unsurprisingly didn’t seem to give a shit.
Obviously this dude’s crazy, but a message needs to be sent. This dude is a psycho and as far as I’m concerned he’s dangerous. He solicited underage girls with dick pics, and he’s a predator. Naturally he blends right in in Fall River, which is why he’s managed not to stand out like a sore thumb.
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Ill wager a guess this guy has raped a few kittens.
I’d be more worried about him cutting my skin and having to get an amputation for the ensuing sepsis infection.
Jeezus Unk, you sure know how to pick ’em.
Why does Uncle post links in the blog to his Youtube videos when he has them set to be only viewable on Youtube?
First impressions really do tell you a lot about someone. Without knowing one thing about this guy, just seeing his fingernails tells me, he is not someone I want to know at all.
Is he the old guy with wild hair in the bathing suit, or the younger guy with the bullet in his hand? I’m confused. Help! LOL
He looks like he has a bunch of special needs
Can’t get anything by turtle riders.
This guy woulda loved Epsteine Island.
We miss jeffrey he always got the hottest little boys for me. I wish TB was 33 years younger.
Then I’m going to sew your sewing kit shut and tear all your clothes on the seam
If you see something say something only applies if the person in question is a law abiding person. This Dan “shit for brains” Astle is expected to be a criminal so he gets a quasi pass, conditions of release he won’t follow, downgraded charges. Public defender, bad childhood, got the disease etc etc etc.
By the time the courts are done Dan Astle will have a full scholarship to a State College cuz he’s the real victim in all of this.
As Bugs Bunny used to say , ” What a maroon” It never stops amazing me, just when I think that there isn’t anyone stupider, I’m proven wrong.
“protective custody for slander”… come on now this HAS to go in the top ten TB bullshit phrases ever uttered!
he is a really creepy looking guy. yuck!!!
Holden PD better take this serious; this dude’s a skinner and a serious public threat.
Knock it off with the Wonton abuse Mr turtleboy! Chinese food must be lespected!
With all the wonton abuse it’s no wonder you’ve ended up in the soup.
OK, enough with the “Wonton” comments! You’re triggering me!