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Congresswoman Katie Hill’s Scissoring Bong Rip Noodz Weren’t Nearly As Hot As I Imagined They Would Be, Also She’s A Hypocrite Who Sucks At Life

 

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This is Katie Hill, the representative from California’s 25th congressional district, a first term member of the House.

She’s a hardcore feminist and liberal icon, part of the progressive wave of young, diverse democrats elected to congress, and she flipped a red seat to blue. Unfortunately for her she’s white, which excludes her from making “The Squad,” so she had to make a name for herself in a different way.

This is also Katie Hill, the representative from California’s 25th congressional district.

That would be her holding a bong, buck ass naked for some strange reason.

Katie Hill’s story barely made headlines last week when it was revealed that there were noodz of her combing a staffer’s hair, because apparently she just hates wearing clothes at work.

I gotta be honest, when I first heard there were Katie Hill noodz I was pretty excited. She’s like a blonde Tulsi Gabbard, except it would be great if she just stopped talking permanently. But the noodz were kind of a let down. She’s genuinely attractive when she’s fully clothed.

I would argue she’s hot. She’s got that really All-American girl look going on. But with the noodz she just looks like plain Jane from the state of Maine.

Anyway, congresswoman Hill is 32 and the staffer was 21 at the time. Katie Hill not only employed her, she also was having a scissorific relationship with her and her husband (who she is now divorcing).

Just to be clear here, Turtleboy Sports has always been and always will be a pro-scissoring blog. I also do not give a shit if elected officials are unfaithful to their spouses, as long as they do their job.

However, this beyoch is your typical virtue signaling douche queef who rode into congress by doing the whole “I’m a woman and I’m oppressed” thing. The #MeToo wave, if you will. And here she is having sex with a woman who she has power over. Remember, the whole thing about #MeToo was that powerful men were using their positions to coerce subordinate women into sleeping with them, often at work. I happen to agree that this is inappropriate and problematic and shouldn’t be accepted. And just because you have a meat wallet instead of a mutton dagger doesn’t mean those rules shouldn’t apply to you too.

What I can’t stand about virtue signalers like Katie Hill is they don’t actually believe anything they say. Here’s what she said about sexual harassment in 2017.

Yea, we should totally put women in power because they are incapable of using their position to get spicy 21 year olds to scissor.

Guess what her opinion on Brett Kavanaugh was.

Yes, that’s right. She wanted a qualified, decent family man to be denied a position on the Supreme Court, despite ANY evidence that he did anything wrong. And while she was protesting him she was using her position of authority to get into the pants of some staffer who probably felt like she had to sleep with her in order to climb the ladder.

Now close your eyes and imagine Brett Kavanaugh naked in a chair, combing the hair of a 21 year old female law clerk. Or Ted Cruz. Or anyone with a R next to their name instead of a D. Or anyone with a penis in a position of power like Katie Hill.

It would be game over. Brett Kavanaugh was guilty with zero evidence that he did anything wrong. They had to go through his yearbook to find shit to misinterpret. And for that 48 Senators voted against confirming him. Meanwhile this chick can’t keep her clothes and and is reportedly a raging alcoholic who routinely misses flights, and has slept with possibly more than one member of her staff, and she gets to keep her job.

Makes sense.

But of course feminists are painting her as the victim of revenge porn, even though her and her husband were basically swingers and she let him put her noodz on a “fuck my wife” website. So the pictures were already out there, which means it’s not revenge porn. It’s just good ol fashioned porn.

 

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73 Comment(s)
  • rock hard and throbbing
    November 25, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    Do want!

  • Bill
    October 30, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Wait till the homosexual sex with Turtleputz and that 6 year old surface!

  • Doctors, lawyers, financial planners
    October 28, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    I never realized how much leaving clothes on could do for a lady. Spongebob square pants body is amazing! What a buzz kill!

  • Drunken Sailor
    October 28, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    Dead giveaway is those crazy eyes. Definitely the eyes of a loose woman. My momma warned me about the vices of the wandering sailor, “wine, women, and song.” I guess the modern touch is “wine, loose women, and bong.”

  • Josey Wales
    October 28, 2019 at 9:38 am

    What the hell is wrong with the so called men on this site. Top tier, middle tier, lower tier women? Let me tell you GOOD PUSSY IS GOOD AND BAD AIN’T BAD EITHER! You so called men need to get a grip. What the fuck is all this talk about fucking a girl in her shitter, It’s a damn shit hole!. I would never jam my dick which i think highly of into some girls turd blaster. It is about as close to gay sex as you can get. It is a shit hole….think about it….a fucking shit hole! You just as well stick it in a fresh cow patty.
    And oh by the way i do think Katie is kinda hot and so is her girlfriend and most so called men on here would be counting their lucky stars if the could end up in bed with one or dare i hope both of these beautiful women.

  • Dems being Dems
    October 28, 2019 at 9:25 am

    Add her to the Turtleboy graveyard. She just quit

  • Cows on Parade
    October 27, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    News flash, she’s resigning. Next time, keep your clothes on when you see a camera. Even better keep them on even when there isn’t a camera. Hard to unsee.

    What a fool — wins a Congressional race, gets appointed to an important committee, and blows it all for nothing.

    • Dr. Ed
      October 28, 2019 at 1:19 am

      Resigning this quickly makes me think there is a LOT more…

  • Lee Ho
    October 27, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    Picture make her look like she has boneless spare ribs.

  • Captain Trips
    October 27, 2019 at 10:54 am

    The ethics commission has opened an investigation on her. Let’s hope the dims don’t sweep this one under a rug; she needs to be removed from office immediately.

    Burger King has openings. She may be able to keep a job there as long as she arrives at work fully dressed.

  • Old Guy
    October 27, 2019 at 4:29 am

    Oh my eyes, keep your friggin clothes on lady. She looks like a 65 year old naked man. I should know, I’m a 65 year old naked man and I look exactly like that. Amorphous, flabby jelly-like body, saggy half titties, stumpy thick legs, gross. Her girlfriend is smoking hot though. Where’s my blue pill, probably underneath the Worcester Telegram and Gazette.

  • bigdaddy
    October 26, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Whats that black thing growing between her legs ? She needs to see a Dr

  • Carlo
    October 26, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    If you looked up douchebag in the dictionary
    Her picture would be there

  • Said Everyone
    October 26, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    If she ran in Massachusetts she would win. Massafornia is upon us

  • Captain Trips
    October 26, 2019 at 11:13 am

    Imagine if she were a conservative / Republican? She’d be burned at the stake

  • Stunt Penis
    October 26, 2019 at 10:53 am

    Yeah, not impressed. Keep in mind many professional photos are ‘glamor’ shots and are staged in such a way to make the person appear attractive. That’s why she looks attractive in many photos but in the ‘everyday cameos’ she goes from a 7 to a 3.

  • Ryan
    October 26, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Nice iron cross tat above her snatch too.

    • Dr. Ed
      October 26, 2019 at 3:03 pm

      Yes, the Nazi tattoo ought be an issue….

  • Just climb a ladder
    October 26, 2019 at 9:56 am

    Like every marginally attractive chick I ever dated. My technique was to pick from the middle branches. They try harder and all but 2 out of 50+ gave up the butt. When I was ready for something better I stood on these branches to reach for their much hotter friends until I got the one I wanted.

    • Surprised Flapjack
      October 26, 2019 at 11:00 am

      Concurrence. I speak from experience. I have been at the bottom and the top.

      As for top tier ladies, if you’re in phenomenal shape (even if you are shorter than average), run about 35%–but they will do anal.

      They’ll also allow you grab pussies, pull their hair, fuck with boots/high heels on, blow loads on their face, etc. All manner of porno shit…if you are attractive in those ways they want and need.

      Women are malleable. They all want something beautiful. Then that want that beautiful something to break them off and pound their asshole into oblivion.

      Take notes Incels: I’m telling you true. Hit the gym, get a cool haircut, study old movie stars’ screen personas (Cary Grant and Errol Flynn work wonders on pussy), fake the personality, whatever it takes.

      Break them bitches off. Finish in their ass-pipes.

  • Dick GoZinya
    October 26, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Look at the come hither eyes on her GF. Reminds me of the old adage ” the eyes are a window to the hole “

  • Naturally a Dem
    October 26, 2019 at 9:10 am

    I really tried not to look…but she looks 50 lbs. heavier with her clothes off. Before I even read the article, I figured she was a Democrat. Now I have to figure out how to “unsee” that grotesque figure.

  • not2bad
    October 26, 2019 at 8:02 am

    She isn’t that bad but it would be good to hear her voice. They say it’s the voice and looks of the female(s) that you live with that measures success..

  • Hartford
    October 26, 2019 at 7:14 am

    Love the tube tied scars!
    Committed Democrat.

  • Silencio Dogood
    October 26, 2019 at 2:32 am

    The black merkin mass of bush, revealing that she is not a blonde, desperately needs trimming, erasing or removal from the mons pubis, which i thought was a place on Mars. they still allow white women on TV commercials, but this might be the excuse THEY need to minimize them further, like they did to Flo, and she’s a Progressive!

  • FILENES Ex Clothes Dummy
    October 25, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    She should apply for a job as a department store dummy as she looks as bland.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      October 26, 2019 at 11:02 am

      I LOL’ed for real, dawg.

      Also…TRUTH.

    • Otis
      October 26, 2019 at 1:39 pm

      Fuckin’ word. She’s the color of a prosthetic limb.

  • Keen Observer
    October 25, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    The Dims may throw this ratchet under the bus because she is a safe Dim replacement from commiefornia.

  • Captain Trips
    October 25, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    She’s attractive? Her eyes are too close she has a mouth as wide as the Nile and a nose like Jimmy Durante. And the morals of John Holmes. A typical amoral slutty leftist. I’ll take a pretty right wing chick any day. Fuck those not so good looking leftist tramps. They’re lucky there are dudes with no fucking standards out there or their vibrators would burn out.

  • Nasty Ho Dem
    October 25, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Skinny fat with no tits.
    You bury this whores face into the pillow fo her doggie style wuick then leave quick and never go back for a second helping.

  • losers
    October 25, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    Turtle riders foaming over a basic becky because youre losers bwaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

  • Lesbian Converter
    October 25, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    She looks like a naked man without makeup on. Holy fuck, do NOT want. Her crack-snacker friend is actually much sexier looking. Just look at that sultry smoulder while she gets her hair brushed.

    • Lesbian Converter
      October 26, 2019 at 8:04 am

      fake Lesbian Converter, get a life

      • Lesbian Converter
        October 26, 2019 at 1:44 pm

        Sounds like you could benefit from my three moves. I’ve got The Finisher, the Punisher, and the Power Tapper…

  • Fuck outta here
    October 25, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Who said the 21 year old woman didnt want to sleep with her?? Unless this woman comes out and says that this woman sexually assaulted her, or sexually harassed her, than you csnt say if this was a man hed be fired and since shes a woman with a D next to her name she gets to keep her job. If this was a Republican man, he wouldnt lose his job unless the woman came out and said he sexually assaulted her/raped her. Smh you people are ridiculous

    • Replies to Retards
      October 28, 2019 at 10:23 am

      Really? B/C the Dims try to Lynch people without ANY evidence…If this were a Male Repub, we wouldn’t be hearing the end of it, regardless.

  • Old Tom Morris
    October 25, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Would.

    • eugene
      October 25, 2019 at 9:48 pm

      Would and wood.

  • geezers
    October 25, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    News flash. If you are over 30 your a wrinkled old prune. Those are fax. Sorry geezers.

  • Oliver Sutton
    October 25, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    Don’t forget ALL the other prominent Democrat sleazebags:
    Matt Lauer
    Charlie Rose
    Ben Afflack
    Roman Polanski
    Les Moonves
    Woody Allen
    James Franco
    Oliver Stone
    Tavis Smiley
    Mark Halperin
    Jann Wenner
    DeGrasse Tyson

    • Julie the Jarhead slampig
      October 26, 2019 at 8:00 am

      Bill Clinton
      Jonathan Edwards
      Gary Studds (H)
      Barney Frank (H)
      Wilbur Mills, Representative (D-AR), was found intoxicated with stripper Fanne Foxe. He was re-elected anyway, but resigned after giving an intoxicated press conference from Foxe’s burlesque house dressing room. (1974)
      Allan Howe, Representative (D-UT), was arrested for soliciting two police officers posing as prostitutes. (1976)
      John Young, Representative (D-TX): A former female staffer said she received a pay raise after giving in to Young’s sexual advances. (1976)
      Wayne Hays, Representative (D-OH): The Elizabeth Ray sex scandal ended his career in 1976. The Washington Post reported that Ray had been on the payroll of a committee run by Hays for two years as a clerk-secretary. During that time, she admitted, her actual job duties were providing Congressman Hays sexual favors: “I can’t type, I can’t file, I can’t even answer the phone.” (1976)
      Fred Richmond, Representative (D-NY): Charges that he solicited sex from a 16-year-old boy were dropped after he submitted to counseling. (1978)
      Robert L. Leggett, Representative (D-CA), acknowledged that he fathered two illegitimate children by a Congressional secretary, whom he supported financially. He then had an affair with another woman, who was an aide to Speaker Carl Albert. (1976)
      Joseph P. Wyatt, Jr., Representative (D-TX) was arrested on homosexual charges in 1979.
      John Andrew Young (D-TX) US Representative, a female staffer alleged she was forced to have sex in order to keep her job. Young referred to the charge as ‘poppycock’ though his wife committed suicide the next year. Though he ran again, he lost his next primary election.
      Strom Thurmond, Senator before 1964(D-SC), after 1964 (R-SC), noted segregationist, fathered a child, Essie Mae Washington-Williams, with a 16-year-old African American in 1925 who was employed by the Thurmond family. (2003)

  • True justice
    October 25, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    Typical hypocritical Democratic. Nice on the outside but dirty on the inside

  • Kosh Naranek
    October 25, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Her future ends in three words: “Nude Bong Photos”.

  • Liawatha
    October 25, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    That anyone could cast aspersions on Katie is beyond the pale! She stands up to sexual predators like Kavanaugh and Trump! She is not one of them! She is a Woman and a Democrat for God’s sake!

  • Awwww C'mon
    October 25, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Am I the only one disappointed we didn’t get to see the entire tuna taco in all it’s glory??

    Didn’t think so.

    • Josh's Are Better
      October 25, 2019 at 6:59 pm

      Damn dem is some ugly tits.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        October 25, 2019 at 7:24 pm

        Joshs are for milking
        Hers are for bilking (the same as the rest of the pols)

  • I’m in love with that Congress chick
    October 25, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    I can’t see the good pictures

  • Judge dread
    October 25, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    What’s up with that tattoo? Is that a four leaf clover or a ww2 era German iron cross?

    • Rochambeau
      October 25, 2019 at 7:29 pm

      Or Maltese Cross. Depending on which side of history that you want to skew towards… firefighters wear those crosses on t-shirts and helmets.

      • Rochambeau
        October 26, 2019 at 9:25 am

        I stand corrected. The Florian Cross is used by firefighters.

    • Thela Hun Ginjeet
      October 25, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      Next to the vag? What does her lesbian lover think of that symbol? And what ever happened to good ol’ cat claws or a peach tattoo by the stench trench?

      • Surprised Flapjack
        October 26, 2019 at 11:08 am

        I had a side piece I used to bang when I was bored.

        She was from Boston. Portuguese-Irish.

        She had a tat of Yoshi breaking out of an egg…on her ass. I used to goof on her about it constantly.

        Chix are dumber than shit.

  • sphereuqueer
    October 25, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    This has turned the democratic parties into a laughing stock. BTW yeah shes ugly as sin.

  • Hugh Mungous
    October 25, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    The white chick couldn’t make the squad but with the amount of vaginas and penises she’s run throughshe is obviously a squid

  • Lee Ho
    October 25, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Is that a Bong dildo? Hee Haw!

    • Ho Li Phuk
      October 25, 2019 at 9:55 pm

      You give her eggroll in back booth Lee?

      • Lee Ho
        October 26, 2019 at 8:14 am

        She want, sum yung gai, for main course.

        • Ho Li Phuk
          October 26, 2019 at 8:51 am

          It appear she want Sum Yung Gal.

          • Lee Ho
            October 26, 2019 at 11:26 am

            Number 69, your order is ready.

      • Wun Hung Lo
        October 26, 2019 at 1:41 pm

        Nah, served her up some hot beef with chin nuts.

  • Donald Duck
    October 25, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    A tow truck Congresswomen.

    Quack!

  • Y
    October 25, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    Ilhan, AOC, this woman, and another woman rep. from Guam.
    All dating people under their power and paying them, too.
    Serious ethics violations, but the MSM is silent…because Orange Man Bad!

    • ncfoothillbilly
      October 25, 2019 at 7:22 pm

      This lil girl is more intelligent than AOC…

      • Y
        October 25, 2019 at 7:33 pm

        Love Mini AOC. She has to take breaks from time to time because people harass her parents, school, etc.; that’s why her videos are few and far between, now.
        Lefties are such hypocrites.

        • ncfoothillbilly
          October 25, 2019 at 10:58 pm

          She and her family were receiving death threats so she had to quit for a bit. So much for the tolerance of the ‘left’.

  • Huge Hephner
    October 25, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    How about the Baldcel husband living the dream? Not bad for an ugly bald fat dude. Non stop 3ways, can bang both chicks anytime he wanted. One’s only 21. You wouldn’t call them hot, but they’re better looking than most of my buddies wives. Then the plug is pulled.

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      October 26, 2019 at 11:10 am

      You’re deluding yourself if you think those brawds let him in on the action.

      He’s in a corner jerking off, watching them. There’s no FUCKING way they’re letting him touch.

  • House Of Many Cums Throuple
    October 25, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    A sick deviant like this has the temerity to go after Kavanaugh.
    You gotta be shittin me. How can the filthiest of filthy whores have the balls to go after an honest man when she conducts herself in this manner.

  • Mr. Wood
    October 25, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Mr. Wood has no interest in the Congresswomen unless the 21 year old is an active participate. In that case, WOULD!!!

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