• Convicted Drug Dealer Kevin Perry Is Mad His Wife Is Cheating On Him While He’s In Jail Yet They Have A Swingers Tinder Account Looking For Threesomes



    Convicted Drug Dealer Kevin Perry Is Mad His Wife Is Cheating On Him While He’s In Jail Yet They Have A Swingers Tinder Account Looking For Threesomes

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    The other day we posted about how convicted fentanyl salesman and local business owner Kevin Perry had posted on Facebook from jail that his wife was cheating on him with his former business partner Joe Herman, and that Herman had taken over $400,000 in drug proceeds from his wife:

    Well, it’s kind of weird that Kevin would be this mad that his wife was unfaithful to him while he was behind bars. Not only because it’s hilarious that a guy who sells poison to vulnerable people would draw the line at adultery (doesn’t it even count as adultery if your spouse is going to jail forever?), but also because they have a Tinder account looking for swingers to join them for some scissoring or perhaps a gang bang:

    What a fucking world. I’ve learned so much from covering these blogs. I had no idea there was this much sex going on in the underground Worcester restaurant and bar scene.

    Oh, and according to a source we spoke with who used to work for Joe Herman, he used to be the manager at Hooter’s, but brought his harem of mistresses with him to The Usual when he and Kevin opened that up with all the drug money.

    According to people we spoke with chicks like this made significantly more money at Hooter’s, but came to The Usual anyway. Who would ever voluntarily take a huge paycut to follow this chudstuffer around?

    What could be their motive? Hmmmm…..

    I know if I was a buxom chick in my early 20’s with a nice set of gerber severs, no morals, and a passion for waitressing, I’d use it to make every dollar I could. And the ideal place seems to be working at Hooter’s, not The Usual. Unless of course their sugar daddy Joe Herman was paying them a little extra on the side and taking them on trips to Atlantic City with Kevin Perry’s drug money. Just thinking out loud here. But that would certainly make sense, amirite?

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    1. Kevin Lynch


      Kevin, this is Kevin here, I messaged you on the dating website about having a threesome with me and my boyfriend. You never responded, but I’m sure now that your wife is banging a guy who’s almost as fat as me, I was hoping that would change. I think we have a lot in common. We both are huge assholes who have done time, me for for being a shitty murderer and you for being a shitty drug dealer. I can tell your secretly gay, and I love metrosexual guys who do steroids and sell Fentynal. Holla at your boy,

      1. kevi packs a mean 9 iron


        I will vouch for him-he is a murderer.

    2. Dave


      he’s obvi pissed cause he wanted threesome with other chicks, not some other dude banging his wife lol #selfish

    3. Lou P


      6 seconds with an AK-47 on these two useless P.O.S. guys and the world will be a better place.

      1. Top of the line


        What the fuck!? Maybe the world would be a bette replace if you put that AK in your mouth

    4. Mom's Basement


      As hot as some of these ladies are, there’s no rolling back the miles.

    5. Donald J. Trummp


      Guy is a sad dope! Very weak! Will probably be ganged up on in prison!

      1. Mike Pence


        Sad!

    6. LocalYokel


      Check out the brides pasties. Classy lady.

    7. bleh


      ” And the ideal place seems to be working at Hooter’s, not The Usual.”

      The healthcare plan must have included free breast augmentation and free antibiotics.

    8. Local real local


      There is a script here, Sex drugs and we can write the guns into it. This is fucking crazy! Between the wife and the whore patrol… the whole thing is nuts!!!

    9. Anonymous


      This is typical of swingers – unstable relationships. Just doesn’t work.

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