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Copblock Chud Josh Abrams Sure Likes To Terrorize The Elderly And Infirm, Was Kicked Out Of Johnson And Wales For Repeated Bad Behavior, Cried Because His Peers Called Him A P*ssy

Just when you think that Josh Abrams and his voluptuous bosom can’t hang any lower – they do. We already know Josh like to terrorize local police officers, postal workers and other municipal employees. He terrorizes the neighbors at whatever grimy flophouse he is squatting at in between jail stints, and he’s such a monumental douche that both Antifa and the cops can’t stand him. He is so annoying that he literally was criminally charged for being annoying. True story.



He deserved that. Only Josh and his buttery-soft ta-tas can manage to be so unbearably irritating that it rises to a criminal level.

Oh, and there’s also that time that he, his girlfriend, and convicted domestic abuser Anselmo Morales-Torres harassed and terrorized a clearly mentally ill homeless woman for views:




Then whined and cried to the police like the hypocritical bitches they are.


“You put her under citizens arrest? Oh, ok. Great.”

What a fucking loser. He really is that one power tripping hall monitor that just never grew up. You have no authority, Josh. You’re a fucking turd burglar. That’s all. Nobody cares what you have to say.


They’re out to make everyone’s life terrible, equal opportunity. Fuck these twatwaffles. I’m glad Billy Tibbetts kicked this chudstuffers doughy ass.

Maybe this sort of behavior would be shocking if it were anyone else, but it’s not that shocking coming from these idiots. Danielle was once arrested for beating on her own brother. Anselmo skipped the state of Florida to avoid court ordered restitution payments to his own mother after he battered her. And Josh? Well, Josh apparently makes a habit of terrorizing the elderly and infirm. Like, his own parents for one. There’s the time he assaulted his 83 year old father last year,



And this was a year ago….so make that 5 years. This giant, blubbery manbaby hasn’t worked in 5 years. He has one modus operandi and one only – beg, plead, extort people for cash. His parents are not exempt, nor is the public. Junkies gotta junk, after all.

This is why he subsequently broke the restraining order his elderly parents had to take out on him,





Putting them in constant fear.



Oh, and he also used them to try to rip off a cab driver for cab fare to their home, despite not be allowed near the house.




Nice guy. You should definitely give him your hard earned money so he can call his junkbox girlfriend in between getting his ass kicked by Billy Tibbetts.

Eh, I gotta say, I’m with Billy on this one. What a useless jizz rag Abrams truly is. As an added bonus, check out this report from 2008, where Josh got drunk at Johnson and Wales University, then cried to his RA because everyone kept calling him a pussy.


Naturally, he didn’t last at that school for more than a month.



I’ve heard him call himself “college educated”…..sorry, Joshy-Poo. Turtleboy has determined that is a lie. I can’t wait to see what happens on Thursday in court – I’ll be there. Look for me, Josh. I’ll be the chick who rushes out of the courtroom immediately after you’re done to debunk yet another one of your lies!

58 Comment(s)
  • TheCureForHope
    September 19, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    Is it even possible that there are others even more obnoxious than Josh?? Oh my goodness!!!

    These guys in Boston take the cake! Absolutely disgusting! Someone, please, do a “pull the shirt over the head” thing or just otherwise render them harmless.

    I am SO pro constitutional/bill of rights, but there comes a point when morons use it to satisfy their narcissistic ways.

  • Joshy poo
    September 17, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    I miss your scrotum Billy. I’m sorry I made you beat me up. Xo

  • Josh Takes It Up Da Ass. HES A BOTTOM
    September 17, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    I dont know what happened but I was assaulted by Billy.
    I knelt on the floor spread my ass cheecks and invited Billy to bang his apples on me.
    All of the sudden he knocks the camera out of my hand and just goes berserk and beat the living shit out of me. I will sue.

  • CH
    September 17, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Someone who has to bully and terrorize their own elderly parents and the mentally ill have a special place in hell waiting for them.

    Those idiots knew exactly how to goad that mentally ill woman and manipulate the situation to get the response they wanted. To specifically seek out the people who cannot fend for themselves is just sick. To violate a RO numerous times shows that Josh does not care about the law unless it applies to his needs. A malignant narcissist. He is a menace to society and needs to separated from the community.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 17, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Now, we need a good article on camel toe truck girl.What a blithering, blathering utter faggot Josh is. The only thing hes missing is a gay man bun.Someone should put him under thitizenth arretht, but hes already in the hoosegow enjoying the free rooster buffet.

    Hey camel toe girl, I have a drawer full of pills leftover from a couple of injuries…”Do ya’ wanna’ earn 14 dollars the hard way?”

  • Ogie
    September 16, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    I’d love to see him bump into that grumpy bagel guy that looses his shit on people for no reason….these camera dorks would get windmilled

  • Dr. Ed
    September 16, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    It’s a FERPA violation for you to even *have* the J&W stuff.
    Just sayin….

  • Josh Abrams equals Failure
    September 16, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    After watching that video of Josh and his Gay Posse bully that poor retard, with the incredibly gay “citizens arrest” routine, I am glad to see Josh continue to fail miserably at life. I genuinely wish nothing but the worst for him and his gang o’ rejects. These losers are pure filth. The part in the police report about josh and his beanette junkie gal pal walking away down the dark streets carrying his cheap bag of pathetic belongings is priceless, though !! It’s funny to think about them wandering aimlessly down the road, trying desperately to figure out a place to sleep and arguing about how they’re going to get their morning fix.

  • Brian E. Guilfoyle
    September 16, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    Ok I missed something. Who is Billy Tibbetts? And he kicked Josh’s ass? Where? Injail?

    • Bobby Staffier
      September 16, 2019 at 11:14 pm

      You still wearing the Bruins shirt with your own name on the back?

  • flo rida
    September 16, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Section 8

  • Harvard's Next Professor
    September 16, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    He should call himself a transgender and thereby immunize himself from criticism. It would be politically incorrect to criticize him and he would probably qualify for more free public benefits. Heck, they might even make him a professor at Harvard, like Pocahontas…

    • Liawatha
      September 16, 2019 at 9:00 pm

      Professor, you must be more careful. Josh could be in transition. Even though ze hasn’t publicly stated hir pronouns, ze may be waiting for the right time. One must tread lightly in such delicate matters. Good luck with Harvard.. Don’t forget to check the box.

      • Billy Fistall
        September 17, 2019 at 10:29 am

        Jesus, are you drunk RIGHT NOW?

    • Dick Scratcher
      September 16, 2019 at 9:35 pm

      He is transgender.

      His massive tits are all the evidence you need.

  • Ted Baxter
    September 16, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    They should go wander the streets of Chicago, especially in a weekend.

  • Lee Ho
    September 16, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Judge should order Josh tied in a tree and whack him with a stick to see if he is full of candy.

  • lisa
    September 16, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    what’s up with fez? he can’t be a legal. he can’t even complete a sentence. also I don’t care that Billy Tibbets lives with his parents, just kicking the shit out of Josh makes me hear Dream weaver like when Wayne seen cassandra 😉

  • Guy with a job
    September 16, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    I actually think Bristol is kinda fine. I like thick girls, that’s just me. As much as I’d like to be at court for Josh “man titties Abrams” I cannot. I work alot. I do think it would be pretty awesome to have a drink with her. Foul mouth chicks are pretty cool in my book.

  • Joe Mahma
    September 16, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    That kid’s got great tits !!!!!

  • Lee Ho
    September 16, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Josh getting degree in rump Ranger training in jail.

  • Captain Trips
    September 16, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    Any updates on tow truck girl?

    Has she been quiet since the hotel video? Money run out? No more dope? Jonesin?

    No more ’45 minutes after taking 3 percocet’ videos?

    The dope sick always get REALLLL quiet……

    • Tow Girl
      September 16, 2019 at 7:30 pm

      I am up at rt 1 in peabody danvers area doing blowjob specials. Its tough to make money because backpage closed down and people know josh busted nuts inside me plus I sm desperate for money

      • Captain Trips
        September 16, 2019 at 7:38 pm

        I have an idea – Josh just got his ass kicked in jail – You should set up a Go Fund Me for his bandages, antiseptic, you know, shit like that.

        The prison hospital provides everything but you don’t have to tell anyone that….

        Just a new angle for you Danielle.

        Good luck!

        • Tow Girl
          September 16, 2019 at 8:31 pm

          Thanks. We could set up a monthly blowie special. How about $50 each load. I rim i do everything.

  • The angry taint
    September 16, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    You had me at buttery soft you velveted tongue minx

  • Total Mayhem
    September 16, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    Starting a fight with Billy Tibbetts was the equivalent of the Hindenberg disaster for Josh.

    I hope his tits fall off.

  • Finish him Billy!
    September 16, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    Picking on an elderly or homeless woman makes you a predator. He is abusing public funds dealing with his antics and his auditing is really harrassment and abuse to everyone involved. He’s a druggie criminal and the danielle chic is a garden variety hooker. I hope they catch a hot dose asap. How is he out of jail?

  • Furious Styles
    September 16, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    Dear Danielle,

    Please read this to “Joshua”,

    Joshua, it is not surprising that after all these years people are STILL calling you a “pussy”! Your own parents hate you and that trash bag whore that is reading this to you is a fucking slam pig. She has on her “I’m a white trash junkie cum dumpster” starter kit on in that video complete with the Newport.

    Tibbetts is just the start. I can see many more beatings coming your way in the near future and I could not be made happy. When you finally get out and go looking for your “girlfriend”, please go live. I want to watch your reaction when you find her filming another episode of “North Shore Junk Box Takes Train of BBC” on a dirty mattress behind a triple decker off Morton Street in Mattapan.

    Then, when they turn to titty fuck you, make sure you make another “citizens arrest”: please be as confident as you were with the Emotionally Disturbed Elderly Woman in the video. Mattapan is America and we need you to audit over there. Good luck.

    Lastly, think of how shallow and insecure one must be to openly accept “Hot Tow Truck Girl” as a moniker. Deep rooted daddy issues. The good news for you Joshua, is your children will never have to worry about that because luckily for them, you’re not in their life AT ALL and their mother found a real man to raise them so they don’t end up hanging around some effeminate fat, balding, high-pitched, gigantic titted bag of shit like you. You should become pen pals with Michelle Carter (I would rather her than skank faced Danielle)

    PS. I want to make a citizens arrest of ‘Joshua’ for Larceny off Oxygen.

  • Gash Basher
    September 16, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    You could slap that fat homos tits and they would still be jiggling in a month when he’s released

    • Z
      September 17, 2019 at 11:52 am

      Sometimes Josh rubs my anus when I lick his nipples.

  • Yes They're Real and They're Fabulous
    September 16, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    FUCKING SCUM!! That’s exactly what comes to mind after reading all the things he’s done… his elderly parents no less. Then he gets on the phone and fucking begs for money from the, apparently, simpletons that are STILL supporting this goddamn LOWLIFE. He’s just a terrible human being.

  • Eric
    September 16, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    I literally want to fight this kid, can we set up a fundraiser event to any foundation you guys want. Amateur boxing match, is it possible?

    • like pupu platter
      September 17, 2019 at 10:49 am

      I’ll fight josh and you at the same time.120 gas light drive Weymouth

  • Fuck Pig
    September 16, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Hi Danielle, I wanna hang out with it. Cleveland steamer?

  • Cut Off Their Funds
    September 16, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    How much does this fat bastard and all of the slugs he surrounds himself with get in Govt benefits
    It is a waste of money that the liberals keep giving to the unworthy. I would rather see a bunch of buildings be put up for the homeless than allow these freeloading bastards be given a check that they use for whatever they want

  • Hamburglar
    September 16, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    I would like to see him get a bill for all the time his has wasted of our public services. Whether it be when he is harassing cops or having the cops called on him.
    Nice job Mrs Abrams, you’re husband in his eighties was being tortured by the little boy you just had to have. He has ruined your lives and is also ruining the life of the child he has that he doesn’t support.

    • Grimis
      September 16, 2019 at 5:23 pm

      I couldn’t agree more!!
      And for the love of God, would that man\boy with the whiny voice STFU!! Something about gay gentleman that haven’t fully come to grasp they are bisexual continue to fight society and vent their inner frustrations on others

  • Josh Messed With The Wrong Person
    September 16, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    The phone call is Classic Gold. You have 1 munute left. Thats about all the time junkie josh has left. Especially after Billy gets out of the penalty box.

  • Finn
    September 16, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    What a Finntastic story Bristol.
    If I didn’t think this guy Josh was an asshole from the 50 other stories you guys have written about him before this one I sure as hell get the point now!
    This is what I love about TBS, the topics are so diverse! 🙂

    Get Fucked

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      September 16, 2019 at 4:49 pm

      I legitimately missed you when you were gone!
      Sometimes I get a little laser-focused on these scumbags. I do it for the LOLZ, it’s selfish and I’m sorry. Please, never leave us again, Finn.
      I Just Got Fucked But Not In The Sexy Way,

      • Finn
        September 16, 2019 at 5:16 pm

        I won’t leave you again I promise.

        They have me working overnights at wal-mart now and my partner just lost his job so i’m picking up extra shifts. 🙁

        I’m fucked,

      • Finn
        September 16, 2019 at 8:34 pm

        Bristol Turtlechick,

        That definitely wasn’t me. I have a “fan”. 🙂

        I’ll PM you.


    • Finn
      September 16, 2019 at 8:54 pm

      Fake Finn,

      I can’t tell how much you’ve made my week. I baked you some cookies. I feel like one of those “influencers” — except for douche-bags. I think I love you.

      Get Fucked,

      • Bristol Turtlechick
        September 16, 2019 at 11:24 pm

        OMG I’ve been duped!! Still love ya, still missed ya though!

        • Finn
          September 17, 2019 at 11:56 am

          Josh Abrams loves my nuggets. He came by Walmart last night.

          Get Fucked,

  • ChefHell666
    September 16, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    Anyone notice how they’re all always smoking Newport’s in just about every video?

    • ElJefe72
      September 16, 2019 at 6:40 pm

      Yep, it’s the official cigarette of ratchets everywhere.

  • Sprinkle Pig
    September 16, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    Jesus Bristol I’ve seen oil rigs that don’t dig as deep as you. Truthfully thank God for people like you. Because honestly fucking scum bags like Josh Abrams should be exposed for the disgusting yeast infections they are to society. Don’t give this kid a chance to breathe keep fucking hitting him.

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      September 16, 2019 at 4:30 pm

      Well, you know…that’s what I do, because I’m one crazy broad.

  • Hi Ho Ho
    September 16, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    This kid should have a camera crew follow him around. He is the most entertaining shithead around. Him and his gang of misfits and even the other harassers has turned on him. They are all tearing each other up on YouTube. It’s like Christmas has come early Where has high cab driver twat been?

    • z
      September 16, 2019 at 4:20 pm

      I need to go back there and take another look at the comments. There’s some real fucking insane true believers there.

  • Billy Tibbetts
    September 16, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    After I pulled Josh’s 4xl shirt over his head and fed him his lunch we passed him around like an horsd’oeuvres tray

  • Nuggs Bunny
    September 16, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    His dad is 83? Holy fuck, no wonder Joshie-poo is afterbirth!

    • Curses!
      September 16, 2019 at 4:19 pm

      The lesson here is never ever pull the goalie unless you’ve been snipped.

    • Can You Return A Kid You Adopt?
      September 16, 2019 at 4:22 pm

      I know people that went to school with him and they said he was adopted and has been a problem his entire life. Always causing his adoptive parents grief and always in trouble and a cry baby what’s happened is social media allowed him to connect with other losers and they have encouraged each other to be disrespectful and harass people at their place of work. Mostly because none of these non productive losers work themselves

      • Captain Trips
        September 16, 2019 at 7:21 pm

        There should be a lemon law for adopted kids. If, in the 1st 180 days, the kid causes shit or gets busted, they can be returned for a full refund.

        Any adopted kid who immediately causes trouble after adoption cannot say it’s the adoptive parents ‘influence’ or any such shit as that; it’s just that the adopted kid is a fucking lemon. Return defective merchandise to the store.

      • Luke Fondleberg
        September 17, 2019 at 11:55 am

        This would explain all of it. I’ve had many interactions with ‘problem’ adopted kids and they all fit the mold.

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