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Courts Ignored Trashbag NYC Cop And Slampig Fiance’s Documented Abuse Of Murdered 8 Year Old Boy And His Brothers, Awarded Them Custody, Coached Kids To Lie


Meet Michael Valva and his fiance Angelina Paulina from Long Island

He’s a cop and she’s the trashbag Carol Brady he proposed to at a Yankees game in 2016.

She had three girls and he had three boys from separate relationships, and they both got custody of the bootleg Brady Bunch crotch fruit litter.

Then on January 17 Valva’s son Thomas died after he claimed that the kid fell in the driveway. Turns out he forced the kid to sleep in the garage as punishment for wetting the bed, and these two animals are now arrested for murder.

But the courts and DCF knew about it and did nothing. As a matter of fact Thomas’ mother Justyna Zubko-Valva has been telling the world about these abusive, sadistic pieces of shit for years and the courts and DCF ignored her. In January of 2018 she started a Twitter account to document what he was doing. Here’s a letter the school sent her about the obvious signs of neglect they witnessed and reported.

The kid was autistic, but since his Dad is an old school tough guy he couldn’t understand this and just punished the kid for not being normal. He’d deny the kids food for not saying good morning to his slampig fiance, send them to school in urine soaked clothing, and told them not to go to the school nurse.

So why did he have custody? Because he just turned the tables on Mom by blaming her for being abusive, and because he’s a cop they believed him and awarded him custody.

The Nassau County judge overseeing the Valvas’ contentious 2016 divorce had awarded the father custody, according to court documents, after a raft of abuse allegations against Zubko-Valva, including excessive corporal punishment. Zubko-Valva denied the claims and during an October 2018 Suffolk County Family Court hearing on the allegations against her, to sound an alarm about her ex.

“They are in extreme danger of their lives,” Zubko-Valva told a judge, according to a transcript.

The mother told the judge her children were losing weight and suddenly, at ages 8 and 9, wearing diapers.

“They keep regressing in their development, they are not getting food, going to school hungry,” the mom lamented.

Family Court Judge Bernard Cheng ordered an investigation at the time and by April issued a decision dismissing claims of neglect against Zubko-Valva.

So the allegations of neglect were deemed to be unfounded, the school was stating in plain English that Dad is abusing them, but yet asshole got the kids anyway. Makes sense.

The cops now have audio from inside the house showing the hell these boys had to live in.

A recording recovered from the home by investigators captured the two accused murderers cold-heartedly discussing Thomas after another child is heard asking why the boy couldn’t walk.

“Because he’s hypothermic,” replies Pollina.

“He keeps face-planting on the concrete,” says Valva.

“You know why he’s falling,” says Pollina.

“Because he’s cold,” responds Valva. “Boo f—ing hoo.”

Pollina then asked the cop what he was doing to Thomas, with Valva responding, “I’m f—ing suffocating him, that’s what I’m doing.”

“The depravity of these defendants is shocking,” said a shaken Sini after hearing the recorded conversation. “They caused the death of this little boy, then watched him die.”

Prosecutors said home video surveillance showed Thomas and his 10-year-old brother Anthony shivering inside the bitterly cold garage two nights before the younger boy’s death, when the temperature dropped to a bone-chilling 19 degrees.

A camera positioned to show the garage floor was labeled “kids room,” leading investigators to believe the frigid room served as the boys’ sleeping quarters, prosecutors said.

Thomas was thrown into the garage for the last night of his life after taking a beating from his father for an unknown transgression, according to sources. When police arrived on Jan. 17, Valva was performing CPR on his lifeless son’s body and claiming the boy fell in the driveway while waiting for the school bus, sources told The News. The dad allegedly put the dead boy’s icy remains in a tub of hot water in an effort to dupe first responders into buying his bogus story, the sources added.

The Mom has been posting videos on the Twitter account showing undeniable proof of child abuse too. Here’s a video of Valva dropping the three kids off with her two years ago, refusing to let go of Thomas’ hand while he’s crying because the kid disrespected him and showed emotion when seeing his mother.

Here’s a video of her son telling his mother that he gets punished by his stepmother for running to their mother.

Here’s a video of the kids being coached by Angela to say, “I wanna see Daddy,” “Mommy, you’re not nice,” “I’m not proud of you Mommy,” and “I have fun with Daddy and Angela.”

Here’s another video where they’re being asked by Valva, “Who do you love,” Who do you wanna stay with,” “Who do you miss,” and the right answer is always “Daddy and Angela.” They’re also coached to make up lies about their mother by saying, “Mommy is mean, Mommy hits me, Mommy don’t touch me  I love Angela. I love Daddy.”

This is how he got custody in the first place – he coached his kids to make up lies about the mother, who obviously loves her kids. She’s not some guttermuppet either. She’s a CO at Riker’s Island.

The most incriminating tape she posted is this one where she asks the boys,

“What’s gonna happen if you tell me you love me and kiss me and give me a kiss and a hug?”

Their response – “Daddy’s gonna put me outside.”

That’s literally how Thomas died.

This piece of shit is a disgrace to law enforcement and fathers everywhere. I hope the mother gets a great lawyer and sues the shit out of CPS. She should own them by the end. The Judge who allowed this to happen by awarding this monster custody should be arrested as well.


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51 Comment(s)
  • Holly M
    March 23, 2020 at 1:40 am

    Everyone needs to write letters! That thus boy was murdered, he and his brother neglected and abused severely the last year of his life and NO ONE HAS BEEN FIRED blows my mind! Finger pointing and budget bs are not adequate responses! Justice for Thomas!

  • SAM
    February 22, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Holy Moly! Angela looks like a freak show experiment gone horribly wrong!! She looks really old more like the kids’ grandma than mom. I’m sure all the wrinkles on her botoxed inflated face are scared to run away from this monster mom from hell!!!!

  • SAM
    February 22, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    Holy Moly! Angela looks like a freak show experiment gone horribly wrong!! She looks really old more like the kids’ grandma than mom. I’m sure all the wrinkles on her botoxed inflated face are scared to run away from this monster mom from hell!!!!

  • Sam
    February 22, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    Holy Moly! Angela looks like a freak show experiment gone horribly wrong!! She looks really old more like the kids’ grandma than mom. I’m sure all the wrinkles on her botoxed inflated face are scared to run away from this monster mom from hell!!!!

  • Jo
    February 6, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    The poor mother and her sons. The judges are as guilty as the cop killer, I hope they are forever haunted by what they did, they may have well as killed the poor kid themselves. I couldn’t bring myself to watch the videos, its been a few days now and I can’t stop thinking about it. The judge and CPS case workers should also stand trial, just unbelievable

  • Lisa Jayne
    February 3, 2020 at 11:10 am

    Thank god this is so awful these poor kids my heart hurts for her and the sweet boys who not only lost their brother but a son. I hope they kill them. Fuckin pieces of shit

  • Fuck you!!!
    January 28, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    X cop who made his autistic son sleep in the garage until he froze to death? Is now going to prison? Dude he’s gonna be fuckin stomped on so so badly might get a shiv shoved up his ass. He is in serious serious danger. Fuckin scum bag!!!!!

    • Very slowly
      January 29, 2020 at 10:27 am

      The only thing that I pray for is that they do it very slowly. And he suffers.

  • WTF
    January 28, 2020 at 9:14 am

    How does this only have 9 shares and the swampfupa who wrote a fake check have over 150? WTF!

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    January 28, 2020 at 8:47 am

    Im disgusted on so many levels from this. There is a special place in hell for monsters like these 2.. Even the ” step monster” should get tortured and killed.. If she could sit back and allow her husband to torture an innocent lil baby .. I cant even begin to fathom what she allowed him to do to her little girls!!! That was truly a house of horrors .. My heart hurts so much for those boys real mother.. May she find the strength to keep going and courage to get full justice for her baby. This is so wrong.. That poor baby .. and now his siblings have to live with these horrible memories of living in that house of horrors and watching those monsters slowly torture and ultimately kill their beloved brother.. All this happened while the poor mom was screaming for help for her babies even the kids school was screaming for help and all these judges and cps just looked the other way.. Shame on all of them …
    I will never understand how someone can be so heartless and cruel ESPECIALLY to their own innocent children.. Im so sorry for the mom and all the innocent children having to go through this nightmare..

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 28, 2020 at 12:06 am

    Love that Vulva wears a crucifix as costume jewelry, then again, the Romans did kill Christ. I guess the lesson here is be born normal or die embraced by the cold.

  • Rob
    January 27, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    1. This was a very well done piece with some great (but horrible) video I hadn’t seen despite keeping a close eye on the case. Thank you.

    2. This guy Mike Valva has IMDB credentials for movie roles (mostly as a cop) with titles such as “venial” (meaning creating mortal sin I think) and “6 Minutes of Death.” The title of one of these films matches the backdrop he’s standing in front of in a Facebook post. So it’s him. I found this independently and don’t think anyone has bothered to note it yet.

  • Shity draws
    January 27, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    Fuck the system. But you joined it for your own gain so fuck you.

  • Tuckem
    January 27, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    How is a cop supposed to take care of kids when they work 168 hours a week.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    January 27, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    I’m horrified. I could not bring myself to watch the videos and barely could get through the article.

    I sincerely hope that they both suffer long and painful torture daily, for many years, with no possibility of death or an end to their suffering. A proper skinning is called for here, but not enough to kill them. Just enough to make them suffer, forever.

  • Mike Hunt
    January 27, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    I feel like I got punched in the stomach watching those poor children.
    I wish nothing but eternal pain and torture on that piece of shit.

  • randiguy2006
    No Shit?
    January 27, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    What? An asshole cop?

    What are the odds?

    • Well?
      January 28, 2020 at 12:34 pm

      What’s your profession?

  • Why
    January 27, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    How can you look into the eyes of a small child when he tells you he is hungry and laugh at him and not feed him. How can you be so cruel to someone so young and so innocent. They made him sleep in a garage where most people wouldn’t even let their dogs sleep in their since it’s so cold. Can you imagine the pain that these boys felt deep into their bones, the freezing of their own blood practically. And then when they had a chance to do something to help him, they let him fall over and smash his head on the cement and say “ oh he is cold boo fucking hoo” He had his whole life stolen from him for no reason at all. The videos broke my heart. The pain that their mother must feel right now. This is not fair. It’s horrific and it could have been avoided. He literally said he was suffocating him. Dear god please, I know that you show forgiveness, but please not for this man or woman who did all these things to this poor little boy. He was helpless. And even though all those people stepped up and said things were not right, this still was able to happen. What is happening with our world.

  • Vaping Vagatron
    January 27, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    Hmm……withholding food from his son. Now where have I heard this before? I want to say this isn’t the first story in the last year where this happened.

  • Couch Fart
    January 27, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Give me one minute alone in a room with this maggot … just one minute

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 27, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    Getting a blowjob from this whore would look like you were sticking your dick in a birdhouse with her square ass head.

  • MTC
    January 27, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    Does anyone else think that if this had been going on in Massachusetts, it’s possible that the Turtleboy crew may have seen some of the mother’s posts and maybe started looking into the story? TB may have been able to expose these two before it came to this. We need more Turtleboy’s out there.

  • Paul Casale
    It’s NY
    January 27, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    It’s New York. He will be released with no bail if he promises to be a good boy & come back to court. Also he will receive an apology & free unlimited Metrocard like all the other hood rats get.

  • Unreal
    January 27, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Hopefully the C.O.s put him in solitary/suicide watch and give him ghost trays, trays with no food. And deprive him of clothing. And let that winter air come through the building…whats the matter buddy are you cold, are you hungry…BOO FUCKING HOO.
    WAHHH why dont you cry for me. Beg for mercy. None will be shown.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 27, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    all wops have anger issues.

    These greasy dago’s should be tied to a runner and left in the cold like the dogs they are.

  • Hugh Mungous
    January 27, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    This cocksucker is going to be

  • Interesting
    January 27, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    The MaInStReAm MeDiA reported all this 3 days ago. Good thing Uncle Turtleboy is handsome or else the New York Times would be making fun of his face for stealing their story today.

    • Bob
      January 27, 2020 at 12:51 pm

      You fucking idiot!!! The New York Daily News is cited in the article.

      • It isnt
        January 27, 2020 at 1:06 pm


    • Hugh Mungous
      January 27, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      Interesting? Yeah ,just stop shitting in front of stores OK

  • Scumbag
    January 27, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    Inmates will have a field day with this ex cop / child killer. One can only hope some guy that messed up but didnt deserve jail time is in there with him, a man this pig arrested and talked tough to when he was badged up with the power of the state sanctioning him. And then this pig catches beatings, and the COs will turn a blind eye. He’ll be extorted, beaten, sleep deprived. But knowing this kind of coward, one that needs a badge, needs to control his situation. Sadistic and power drunk, he’ll probably attempt suicide. One can hope he doesnt succeed and evade justice. But like most crooked cops, and child abusers…he will probably go to great lengths to end things on his terms. And because of cop worship in the courts, his pattern of abuse was ignored. A sick man with a badge. Hope he gets handled accordingly in jail.

    • Stick to the story
      January 27, 2020 at 12:30 pm

      This guy is garbage but your hatred of cops is consuming you. Why the hatred for good cops? What happened?

      • Scumbag
        January 27, 2020 at 12:41 pm

        I don’t hate cops. Cops have actually mostly been lenient on me, and helpful at times. I hate CROOKED cops. Because they get the power of the courts and the benefit of the doubt. They get to arrest a man, and send him to court and jail, while they conduct corrupt and illegal lifestyles. They get honored. Imagine a corrupt cop arresting someone in posession of marijuana in a state where its illegal, or a man who is slightly over the legal limit for a dui. And then after conducting this police business…goes home and smacks his wife around, or lies about overtime shifts defrauding the public, uses cocaine at bars…etcetera. Its gross. Its unacceptable. Corrupt cops are worse then petty criminals.

        • Scumbag CALLED IT
          January 28, 2020 at 1:38 pm

          Called it, the bitch tried to kill himself like the coward he is. Big man when he can control others, but cant take the heat. So glad he didnt die, his just desserts await him in prison. You didnt escape Hell on earth, coward.

      • X
        January 28, 2020 at 9:45 pm

        Where were the “good” cops here?!?

        If you have school staff writing letters like this, they’d gladly have told a cop about it if they trusted he’d do something about it….

  • Disgraceful No Matter The Profession
    January 27, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    The father allowed his relationship with the new wife to control him. Hume should be ashamed of what he allowed and did to his children. I don’t care what he did for work, he’s an asshole. Him being a cop shouldn’t be the catch phrase in the title of this story. Him being a piece of shit should

  • Osiris
    January 27, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    A cop…..who abused his kids and killed his son… prison.
    Good Luck with that, pal. Justice is a motherfucker.

    • Kobe
      January 27, 2020 at 12:18 pm

      Trust me I know.

      • Corinth Arkadin
        January 27, 2020 at 12:34 pm

        I LOL’ed for real, dawg.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 27, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    Heart wrenching.

  • Boss Tweed
    January 27, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Haha, shit. “Angelina Paulina”? Could there BE a more woppy name out there?

    • Golden B
      January 27, 2020 at 12:09 pm

      Lets here it for Angelina guys come on now show your appreciation.Next up Gina

      • Ham Snake
        January 27, 2020 at 12:46 pm

        LOL, then the DJ starts playing “Let’s put the X in Sex” by Kiss. Classic.

  • Emily
    January 27, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Read this story on the google news yesterday.
    They’re going to love this guy in prison. Because he was a cop they believed him over his ex and the school. So many people in power let this child down. SO MANY ! THE COURTS! THE POLICE! MOST OF ALL his DAD AND STEPMOM! UNACCEPTABLE!! How can you look at a child and not see something was I pray they both see what JAILHOUSE JUSTICE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    RIP little man. I’m so sorry so many people failed you

    • The Courts Are Backward
      January 27, 2020 at 12:08 pm

      Imagine raping someone snd getting away with it just because you play basketball really well.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    January 27, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Is he any relation to Attorney Richard N Valva?

    He’s clearly a massive cunt.

  • Jan Brady
    January 27, 2020 at 11:56 am

    They killed little Bobby for playing ball in the house. They should have offed Alice and that POS Sam the Butcher.

  • Kobe
    January 27, 2020 at 11:54 am

    TB if it helps. Valva was a hoops star in high school.

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    January 27, 2020 at 11:52 am

    Wow. Absolutely sickening. My heart breaks for the mother. The courts are always allowing things like this to happen. The remaining 2 boys better be with their mother now and not shipped off to foster care.

    • no words
      January 27, 2020 at 10:58 pm

      NY Daily News reported that the boys’ mother now has temporary custody, and there’s been no custody decision yet for the evil girlfriend’s daughters.

      These poor children (and the boys’ mother). Praying for mercy, healing and justice for them.

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